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by **Conceited** » Sat Apr 07, 07 1:29 am

I left my car today, looked underneath the front and saw lack slodges all over the road. I wasn't impressed. I've spent a good long time tonight lying under my car trying to find the leak, and now I'm gonna have to put oil in the car and drive it to a garage, if i can't plug it myself. So annoying, the car is only a few years old, but I think I tackled a speedbump the wrong way in traffic and that's caused it.

Yet another bill. Fucking machines.

by **Kaiden** » Sat Apr 07, 07 3:14 am

:/, Conveniantly I don't have to pay bills like that yet! How much is it gonna cost?

by **Conceited** » Sat Apr 07, 07 11:16 am

Dunno, depends where the leak is. Could cost £10, or it could cost £200.

:/

by **Krieg** » Sat Apr 07, 07 11:31 am

Ah yes , the good old car machines.My brother had a 15 year old car.After touring in the whole Netherlands with it the car died lmao.
His funeral did even cost us 100 euro LOL

by **SuperLagg** » Sat Apr 07, 07 12:01 pm

And that is why you dont floor it to cross speed bumps.

by **Chococat** » Sat Apr 07, 07 5:34 pm

Glad I don't need a car yet.

by **Krieg** » Sat Apr 07, 07 5:39 pm

Me neither.I make profit due to my own college.They gave me a year ticket for busses , trains etc.Free traveling ftw !

by **Chococat** » Sat Apr 07, 07 5:49 pm

Wtf? Thats proper unfair. I had to pay for a bus or just walk 4 miles to college. Good thing about being at uni is living on campus. My uni building is literally one building away. Also helps being at uni one day a week haha

by **C:Enter:£££** » Sat Apr 07, 07 6:46 pm

Wtf, that's mega gay. I have to pay full fair on everything lol

by **Krieg** » Sat Apr 07, 07 9:23 pm

Chococat wrote:Wtf? Thats proper unfair. I had to pay for a bus or just walk 4 miles to college. Good thing about being at uni is living on campus. My uni building is literally one building away. Also helps being at uni one day a week haha

The only catchy thing behind is that if I fail college I will have to pay every penny back.It's actually a way of stimulating people to get good marks and go to college.Hah , one of my teacher even wanted to complain at the director about giving students a free laptop.But if they fail they will have to pay for the laptop.If they graduate then the laptop is for free.Just like now with traveling.If I graduate I have had the luck to travel for free for 4 years =D

by **Zantinzuken** » Sat Apr 07, 07 9:26 pm

That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...

by **MainMan** » Sat Apr 07, 07 9:33 pm

Exactly. The Dutch are the least retarded Western nation I figure.

by **The RZA** » Sat Apr 07, 07 10:25 pm

i need to pay for all my stuff (car, bills, etc.) and im only 16, i hate it. :!:

by **Big Daddy** » Sat Apr 07, 07 11:13 pm

Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...

They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.

by **Conceited** » Sun Apr 08, 07 11:54 pm

Yeah well the car is only 3 years old so it shouldn't be in this state. I think it's just the seal on the sump plug, that plugs the oil tank, that has broken and I haven't actually cracked the tank. So yeah, should be cheap. It's been running fine for the past 2 days without an oil light coming on. Which is nice.

by **Chococat** » Mon Apr 09, 07 5:34 pm

±MC Chedda'± wrote:
Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.

I wanna see robot sex...

Would oil be involved to lubricate? Would there be sparks at climax?

by **~D[A]rren~** » Mon Apr 09, 07 6:20 pm

ROFL!!! Emma comes out with the funniest shit ever!

by **Chococat** » Mon Apr 09, 07 6:27 pm

I'm just being curious!

Hmm.. well off to the pub now. If you fancy a drink tonight, Darren, lemme know

I dunno if you have my new number, I'll text it to you just incase.

by **~M3GG4~** » Mon Apr 09, 07 6:27 pm

i would like to go. :oops:

by **Chococat** » Mon Apr 09, 07 6:30 pm

If you live in Preston, come along.

by **~D[A]rren~** » Mon Apr 09, 07 6:39 pm

Chococat wrote:If you live in Preston, come along.

Preston's too cool for him

by **~M3GG4~** » Mon Apr 09, 07 7:00 pm

Irelands to cool for you.

by **~D[A]rren~** » Tue Apr 10, 07 9:45 am

Do you have pretty ladies like this one in your land?

http://www.dxalpha.com/forum/viewtopic. ... 504#174504

by **Zantinzuken** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:31 pm

Yes...yes it does.

by **Spiderbot01** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:33 pm

Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.

But they have an accent of failure.

by **Zantinzuken** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:35 pm

Longc[A]t wrote:
Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.

But they have an accent of failure.

Says the Londoner...

:1omg

by **James** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:35 pm

Irish women are super fit.

by **Spiderbot01** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:39 pm

Zantinzuken wrote:
Longc[A]t wrote:
Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.

But they have an accent of failure.

Says the Londoner...

:1omg

Meight. We have no accent.

by **Zantinzuken** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:47 pm

That pic was in 21's nightclub on the southside of Dublin, where we have a posh accent =0

by **Big Daddy** » Tue Apr 10, 07 12:48 pm

Chococat wrote:
±MC Chedda'± wrote:
Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.

I wanna see robot sex...

Would oil be involved to lubricate? Would there be sparks at climax?

Well you'll be disappointed. In year 5 we saw a sex ed video where the kids went to sleep and all of a sudden a dalek asks why they have belly-buttons. While there were no scenes of robo-nailing there was an hour video of a baby actually being born......yes, we had to watch it.

Fuck you, you leaking cunt.

Fuck you, you leaking cunt.

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