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Fuck you, you leaking cunt.
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Sat Apr 07, 07 1:29 amby Conceited
I left my car today, looked underneath the front and saw lack slodges all over the road. I wasn't impressed. I've spent a good long time tonight lying under my car trying to find the leak, and now I'm gonna have to put oil in the car and drive it to a garage, if i can't plug it myself. So annoying, the car is only a few years old, but I think I tackled a speedbump the wrong way in traffic and that's caused it.
Yet another bill. Fucking machines.
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Sat Apr 07, 07 3:14 amby Kaiden
:/, Conveniantly I don't have to pay bills like that yet! How much is it gonna cost?
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Sat Apr 07, 07 11:16 amby Conceited
Dunno, depends where the leak is. Could cost £10, or it could cost £200.
:/
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Sat Apr 07, 07 11:31 amby Krieg
Ah yes , the good old car machines.My brother had a 15 year old car.After touring in the whole Netherlands with it the car died lmao.
His funeral did even cost us 100 euro LOL
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Sat Apr 07, 07 12:01 pmby SuperLagg
And that is why you dont floor it to cross speed bumps.
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Sat Apr 07, 07 5:34 pmby Chococat
Glad I don't need a car yet. 
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Sat Apr 07, 07 5:39 pmby Krieg
Me neither.I make profit due to my own college.They gave me a year ticket for busses , trains etc.Free traveling ftw !
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Sat Apr 07, 07 5:49 pmby Chococat
Wtf? Thats proper unfair. I had to pay for a bus or just walk 4 miles to college. Good thing about being at uni is living on campus. My uni building is literally one building away. Also helps being at uni one day a week haha
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Sat Apr 07, 07 6:46 pmby C:Enter:£££
Wtf, that's mega gay. I have to pay full fair on everything lol
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Sat Apr 07, 07 9:23 pmby Krieg
Chococat wrote:Wtf? Thats proper unfair. I had to pay for a bus or just walk 4 miles to college. Good thing about being at uni is living on campus. My uni building is literally one building away. Also helps being at uni one day a week haha
The only catchy thing behind is that if I fail college I will have to pay every penny back.It's actually a way of stimulating people to get good marks and go to college.Hah , one of my teacher even wanted to complain at the director about giving students a free laptop.But if they fail they will have to pay for the laptop.If they graduate then the laptop is for free.Just like now with traveling.If I graduate I have had the luck to travel for free for 4 years =D
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Sat Apr 07, 07 9:26 pmby Zantinzuken
That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
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Sat Apr 07, 07 9:33 pmby MainMan
Exactly. The Dutch are the least retarded Western nation I figure.
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Sat Apr 07, 07 10:25 pmby The RZA
i need to pay for all my stuff (car, bills, etc.) and im only 16, i hate it.
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Sat Apr 07, 07 11:13 pmby Big Daddy
Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.
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Sun Apr 08, 07 11:54 pmby Conceited
Yeah well the car is only 3 years old so it shouldn't be in this state. I think it's just the seal on the sump plug, that plugs the oil tank, that has broken and I haven't actually cracked the tank. So yeah, should be cheap. It's been running fine for the past 2 days without an oil light coming on. Which is nice.
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Mon Apr 09, 07 5:34 pmby Chococat
±MC Chedda'± wrote:Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.
I wanna see robot sex...
Would oil be involved to lubricate? Would there be sparks at climax?
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Mon Apr 09, 07 6:20 pmby ~D[A]rren~
ROFL!!! Emma comes out with the funniest shit ever!
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Mon Apr 09, 07 6:27 pmby Chococat
I'm just being curious!
Hmm.. well off to the pub now. If you fancy a drink tonight, Darren, lemme know 
I dunno if you have my new number, I'll text it to you just incase.
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Mon Apr 09, 07 6:27 pmby ~M3GG4~
i would like to go.
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Mon Apr 09, 07 6:30 pmby Chococat
If you live in Preston, come along. 
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Mon Apr 09, 07 6:39 pmby ~D[A]rren~
Chococat wrote:If you live in Preston, come along.
Preston's too cool for him
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Mon Apr 09, 07 7:00 pmby ~M3GG4~
Irelands to cool for you.
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Tue Apr 10, 07 9:45 amby ~D[A]rren~
Do you have pretty ladies like this one in your land?
http://www.dxalpha.com/forum/viewtopic. ... 504#174504
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:31 pmby Zantinzuken
Yes...yes it does.
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:33 pmby Spiderbot01
Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.
But they have an accent of failure.
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:35 pmby Zantinzuken
Longc[A]t wrote:Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.
But they have an accent of failure.
Says the Londoner...
:1omg
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:35 pmby James
Irish women are super fit.
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:39 pmby Spiderbot01
Zantinzuken wrote:Longc[A]t wrote:Zantinzuken wrote:Yes...yes it does.
But they have an accent of failure.
Says the Londoner...
:1omg
Meight. We have no accent.
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:47 pmby Zantinzuken
That pic was in 21's nightclub on the southside of Dublin, where we have a posh accent =0
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Tue Apr 10, 07 12:48 pmby Big Daddy
Chococat wrote:±MC Chedda'± wrote:Klept0 wrote:That's probably the reason why The Netherlands is ahead of other countries for handling their children and students...
They have the lowest form of child pregnancies because they introduce sex at a very early age and show it in its fullest form, none of this soften the blow crap with stupid cartoon figures and robots.
I wanna see robot sex...
Would oil be involved to lubricate? Would there be sparks at climax?
Well you'll be disappointed. In year 5 we saw a sex ed video where the kids went to sleep and all of a sudden a dalek asks why they have belly-buttons. While there were no scenes of robo-nailing there was an hour video of a baby actually being born......yes, we had to watch it.