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by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Jan 20, 05 6:46 pm

Ed: Smuggler? You mean the closet homosexual?

by **James** » Thu Jan 20, 05 7:04 pm

*Bursts through Smuggler's mirror.*

Groo: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Humps Ed*

by **MrBlackDX** » Thu Jan 20, 05 8:03 pm

ed: oh i love that, yeah harder, HARDER, could u do it in my ear?

by **AlexDenton** » Thu Jan 20, 05 9:04 pm

MrBlack wrote:Ed: Smuggler? You mean the closet homosexual?

Paul: indeed, i concur, that a man with hair like his is a closet homosexual
him and Ford are indeed the real parents of each and every UNATCO troop

by **Bob** » Thu Jan 20, 05 9:12 pm

Joeseph: Hmm, one messed up conspiracy we have here..

by **AlexDenton** » Thu Jan 20, 05 9:30 pm

paul: we must put aside our differences, ignore each others weaknesses, and bind together in human harmony

so we can pick on the little guy

by **Amme** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:02 pm

Bob Page: Enough of this idiotic-boobing! We need to get to business!

by **Jeoh** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:03 pm

Name: Anal
etc

Anal: YEAAAA, let's fuck.

by **AlexDenton** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:34 pm

Paul: we seem to have encountered an Anal... get the WP Groo!!! QUICK

by **James** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:47 pm

Groo equips his dark metallic blue launcher.

Groo: GROOOOO *Shoots floor and white sulpher lands on everyone*

by **AlexDenton** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:48 pm

Paul: not again, ok guys, im leaving the country

where's jock? (waits for new character "Jock")

by **James** » Thu Jan 20, 05 10:52 pm

Name: Jock/Jock's Helicopter/Black Helicopter
Age: Late 40's
Skills: Flying with things and merging with them
Personality: He lives to serve perfect balence in the world of flight, Yes-s-s-s-s-s...

Jock: I am...
Jock's Helicopter: We...
Black Helicopter: Yes-s-s-s-s-s...

by **AlexDenton** » Thu Jan 20, 05 11:17 pm

((LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT))

Name: MJ-12 Troop
Age:32
Skills: can hit a bullseye on a dart board with a mini-crossbow
Personality: enjoys betting 30 credits, making stupid remarks and giving health warnings to thin air

MJ-12 Troop: Watch yourself -- this one's some kinda moron.

by **James** » Fri Jan 21, 05 5:01 pm

Groo: GROO-VY *Throws TNT onto MJ12 trooper*

by **AlexDenton** » Fri Jan 21, 05 7:49 pm

Paul:
ok, there goes that guy
he was an ashole anyway

*the dust and destruction around where the TNT fell starts to settle... and the MJ 12 troop emerges from the site, with a look of malice in his eye (the other one is somewhere on the floor)
he whips out his assault rifle, and shooting at Ed, jumps ontop of a passing antelope
meanwhile, as Ed deflects el bullets with el light de la sabre, a random NSF thug walks round the corner and with the shout of

Thrity credits says i get him!

jumps on the antelope and humps it until it slows to a stop
he is followed by JoJo Fine and a random pimp, who are both professional gangbangers, and take great pride in breaking the MJ 12 Troopers naval virginity*

by **clyzm** » Fri Jan 21, 05 11:06 pm

Name: Machine Gun Mark
Age: 32
Skills: Good with teh machine gun
Person.: Likes machine guns

Machine Gun Mark: LETS KILL THESE NOOBS! YEAAAAAAAAAAA!

by **MrBlackDX** » Fri Jan 21, 05 11:18 pm

ed: i want chicken, i want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver!

by **Bob** » Fri Jan 21, 05 11:26 pm

Joeseph: *to Ed* Meh, How'd you get my lightsaber?

by **clyzm** » Fri Jan 21, 05 11:28 pm

Machine Gun Mark notices a croud of mj12 troopers coming at him.

Mark: STAND BACK LADIES, I'LL HANDLE THIS!!

by **AlexDenton** » Sat Jan 22, 05 2:08 pm

~[A]Bob~ wrote:Joeseph: *to Ed* Meh, How'd you get my lightsaber?

ed: i saw you were using it as some sort of primative sexual device, therefore, whipped it away, and used it for your and my protection
just like the olden days

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