Deus Ex Alpha

okay guys, from pleading from Mahou aka Laura (yes, the scissor sisters personally named a song after her). I have been informed that a role play may be cool in this forum, im skeptical myself but anyway, i am secretly a role play master, here are the basics


you must first have a character, you can use an existing one or create your own

any character you create must have the following

Name:
Age:
Skills:
Personality:

eg

Name: JCDenton
Age: ?
Skills: Exceptional at stealth and combat, good with any form of weaponry, has a ton of Augmentations
Personality: cold, yte moral and will generally go for the best option, however is inexperienced with social skills and knows little wisdom therefore has to generally learn from others

once you have a character you can

speak, you speak using your character name and a :
eg

JCDenton: If you dont leave now i will have your body added to the list of NSF casualaties!

You could have an action, actions must have a star in front and a star behind to distinguish them as actions
eg
JCDenton: *thinks* i dont wanna give this candy bar to a dumb kid, its my candy bar, MINE MINE

or

JCDenton: *runs up to the door, discovers that he needs 4 lockpicks to open it, uses a lockpick but before it runs out presses F1 and goes and makes a pizza, when he comes back he presses Escape and finds the door magically only needed one lockpick!*

When you create your character and post more of your characters actions, please be aware that the more interesting your character is the better, whos more interesting Wolverine or Superman, wolverine because wolverine has lots of flaws, Superman is a crap character really because hes INVINCIBLE! SUPERSTRONG! etc, so when you create, make it good!

If you pick an existing character can you not pick JC or anyone like him!, hes too strong!

Anyway theres the basics, have fun! i shall now construct a storyline

OH AND NO SPAMMING, PLEASE, MAHOU WILL GET ANGRY AND SHES AN ADMIN!!!

Somewhere over a small market of hongkong, a gangwar has subsided but the hate from the two isnt truely over. A man in a blue trenchcoat leaves the town with the legacy of reuniting the clans, but after the "dark age" that followed recently, it has been on a verge of population riots. Secret police are dispensed to Hong Kong to find out what the burst transmissions, they discovered emanating from a Clan compound, were exactly. The local clans are not happy about this infringment, and the man in the blue trenchcoat isnt there to help them.

(( btw if you want to talk normally, as in, HEY GUYS!!! WOOT, then use double brackets, thank you ))

New Character

Name: Edward Cecil
Age: 34
Skills: Known Marksman, Augmentation process pending
Personality: Carefree Agent, who is simply doing this as a career and not for life, Recently brainwashed into becoming a more useful agent

Edward C: *to a colleague* im tired of this damn food! Why the hell they moved me out here anyway is beyond me!

((Delete that please))

Name: Joesph Trillion
Age: 24
Skills: Excellent Jedi knight, sworn to the Jedi Consul. Was previously the Dark Lord Malak, now converted to the light. Skills in mind control and "Force" manipulation. Skilled with double lightsaber. Connected to the jedi knight known as "Bastila" through the force
Pesonality: A very intelligent being, yet sadly, on occasion has shown to be humerous (humour leads to the darkside.)

(for all those that play Kotor, you know what I mean )

Joseph: *To the woman at the news stand* Do you have any maps of this area? *explosion* What the!?!

Ed: *hears the explosion too* *to his collegue* ok you come with me and get all the public away! *runs over to the stall which exploded and sees a strange ly clad man hacking at some rubble with his custom Dragons Tooth Sword, obviously trying to get to the little girl inside the wreckage* Hey, what the, *to a random observer* what happened here?

Joeseph: Hmmm *To random guy* Come with me, we will see what we can do to help out the civillians

random observer: uh, what do you want, good englishman, want my daughter for 8000? maybe 9, good good price

ed:whatever old man *pushes the weird cantonese man down to the floor* You there, you, you weird Jedi! man, what are you doing here?

Joeseph: I'm here on a mission for the Jedi Consul, but I have lost all contact, come. You look like the physical type. Lets combine our might and do what we can.

Name: Paul Denton
Age: ?
Skills: Great with assault weapons, and extremely deadly with speed and ballistic augmentations
Personality: persistent in the sense that he will argue till the death for something that he believes in. very moral, and his best interests are in helping the downtrodden and less fortunate people and giving power to those who deserve it.

Paul: i will join you, but first we wait for Groo, my one legged compatriot

Name: Groo
Age: 25
Skills: Throwing crates, planting crates of Boom, carrying carcass' accross the globe, walking on one leg, blowing stuff up.
Pesonality: A very unintelligent being, likes to kill and make Concept Art Sclutures from anything in sight, also is best friends with a Black Helicopter.

From the rubble a crushing noice is heard, suddenly it implodes on contact. Flying boulders from the delibris crush the old catonese man who is his daughters pimp to his George Forman death.

From the caven you can faintly hear loud cavemenlistic warcrys shouting "GROO"

Paul: he has arrived. now comrades, let us fight...FOR GREAT JUSTICE ((all your base...base...base))

Groo: ...GROO!

Groo shoots a GEP rocket at Paul's near feet causing his legs to dislocate, he turns to Joseph and Edward.

Groo:
...
...
GROO!
^_^ *FF fanfare*!111!!!1

Paul: argh... my leg... its all....phosphorous IT BURNS!!!!!!! *med hiss, med hiss med hiss*
teamkilling nub

ok men, we must work together *another rocket hits face* CRAP!!!

ed: awwwww how cute

I want one mummy!

Joseph: *To Ed* Whats with that physco? Ah, just ignore him. Continue doing what you can. I'm going to seek down the perpitraitors. May the Force be with you.

Groo: GROO!

Groo sprints off scaried into the dark caven.

Paul: (in pain) im..coming.... to get away from this... headcase *looks in mirror* awe crap im on fire!

New Character

Name: Your Mothers Man
Age: Clearly not Applicable
Skills: Loving the Dead, Mowing the Lawn (maybe)
Personality: Likes Umbrellas, think they are Fun, other interests include Watching Gardening Programs, Doing the Dishwasher, and Getting Away those Awful Gravy Stains!

Your Mothers Man: Hello fucknuts, how about i made a nice pot of lemon cordial, anyone fancy a dog chew?

Name: Phantom
Age: Unknown
Skills: Unknown
Personality: N/A


Phantom: I have no arguement with you. Ye shall die by the hands of yer Lord Velarcah, the supreme overlord of all humanity. I am trapped within the flames of hell, and I surely need no pity. Damn the human life of yours.

Phantom then looks at Edward and makes a face.

Phantom: Edward, you shall die within twenty years. If you do not die within those hours, you will be damned in hell such as me.

Phantom then lurks the walls. Scary music resides.

Phantom looks at other characters. Slowly he creeps on them one by one saying:

Phantom: Ye shall die, ye shall die, merreth the reaper, merreth your death.

Phantom then disappears.

((what a creepy guy right? Sounds like teh GG ))

Groo: *Looks at Phanton*
...
GROOEY GROO!

Groo runs through the mysterious apperation.

Name: Ghost
Age: Unknown
Skills: Unknown
Person.: Unknown

Appears at people.

Walks at every person.

Ghost: You guys look like your hungry. I don't have some food but I can whip up some burgers, if you'd like.

Paul: ok guys, if we want to succeed, we gotta get to Smugglers, escorted by big ole Jordan O'Shae... erm, you *points* mow that lawn

Your Mothers Man: Yes Matron *begins hoovering up dead people into a bong* jolly good show wat?

Phantom appears again.

Phantom: Smuggler is dead. I killed him.

Ghost appears, looking shocked.

Ghost: If you guys are going over at smugglers, you know that its guarded by troops and 'bots. I'll make a deal with ya. I have an assault shotgun that is perfect for an agent, about 3450 credits. I also have five lams - you can have those for 6405. Also, I managed to smuggle a few WP rockets; these things are useful, if you know what I mean. 1250 for the WP rockets. Oh, and if you guys run out of ammo, theres a secret I know - for 1280, I can tell you the secret AND the passcode to the entrance. Deal?

JC: Too expensive, ill try finding your friend.

Ghost: Ah-ha! A man of jokes, you, JC. Well, in any chance you would want to, just feel free to find me from here.

Ghost looks at Paul.

Ghost: Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong.

New Character:

Name: Bob Page
Age:Unknown
Skills:Veery good at doing business.
Personality:Selfish pimp, only shares with those that share with him.

Bob: Werd! What can I do for you? Maybe offer some high cuality hooker1? or if you like it softer, hooker2?

Name : Gimp
Age : ?
Skills : The ability to get bumbed in a pleasurable way by other men
Personality: None

Gimp: MUMBLE MUMBLE GRUMP ARGHH HMM GRR HMMMFH

Joeseph: So lets go look for smuggler then *de-activates light-saber*