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"Alternative" Techniques

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 9:38 pm
by MainMan
1. The Lambug
(This can also be applied to gas / emp grenades.)

What is a lambug, I hear you ask? well, it's getting more than one lam out of a single one. Usually this is stuck on the wall, although i have managed a thrown lambug once.

How to:
The way to bug a lam effectively is; as soon as it is placed, make sure your crosshair is moved away (so the lam is not highlighted) as soon as possible.

Techniques:
- Press upto the wall, crouch (optional), click fire really fast and as soon as you fire, move away (strafe right/left) or move the mouse away (or a combination of both), and keep on clicking.
- Same as previous technique, but instead of clicking repeatedly, hold down the mouse instead. (This has never worked for me, but i have seen people be successful with this technique.)

Enhancements
- A very simple bind can sometimes increase the success of a lambug. (used instead of the fire button on the clicking technique)

NumPad0=Fire|onrealease Fire

- Ping: i find that the best ping for a lambug is anywhere between 100-180. Nothing laggy, but not entirely lag free.

2. The Lagout

So you're all alone and a team of 5 is coming towards you? what do you do? run - pussy, attack in the hope of making a few kills - not worth it. The only solution is: hit the lag.

This is a simple bind, created by me, so be sure to give me credit:

L=name Lagbot | say Lag |(x 25 or so) onrelease name <YOUR ORIGINAL NAME>

if you want to copy it directly:

L=name Lagbot|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|onrelease name <ORIGINALNAME>


To show you the effect of this:

BEFORE
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AFTER
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sadly, any MTL server will kick you for this, but luckily there are some non-mtl, and even non-mtl-based servers still around.


Feel free to add any more "alternative techniques".

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:00 pm
by JeJ
:lol: I'm stealing this.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:05 pm
by MainMan
JeJ wrote::lol: I'm stealing this.

I don't mind, thats what i put them up for, just give me some credit or something, don't claim it as your own.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:22 pm
by Wasted
Ok then:Wasteds Techniques!in cooperation with mainman

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:23 pm
by Ricci
just use what [3] uses. debug gpf.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:36 pm
by MainMan
Ricci wrote:just use what [3] uses. debug gpf.
care to explain?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:39 pm
by Dae
Main Man wrote:
Ricci wrote:just use what [3] uses. debug gpf.
care to explain?

Once you type this, your game crashes with a new 'general protection fault' error.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:40 pm
by MainMan
~[A]Daedalus~ wrote:
Main Man wrote:
Ricci wrote:just use what [3] uses. debug gpf.
care to explain?

Once you type this, your game crashes with a new 'general protection fault' error.

right, but why do i want that?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:41 pm
by Bob
To get away without being killed...?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:44 pm
by MainMan
just have reconnect then, its easier.

Lagout doesn't get you away, it just hides where you are. You know how laggy players run into walls, and you can't kill them, well this is the same effect, only it stops as you are controlling it.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:44 pm
by Dae
Bob wrote:To get away without being killed...?

Yes, and debug gpf is less suspicious than simple reconnect, because it's not evident that it was provoked by you. However, with "debug gpf" you have a risk of being fragged while being outside the game.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:47 pm
by synthetic
this lagbot trick is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!! imagine playing some guy when the bozo suddenly changes his name to lagbot, yells lag and gets his ass killed again and again XD.


I loose lams for lesser reasons. When i fuck around with any nade it usually just disappears into thin air.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:49 pm
by MainMan
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:51 pm
by synthetic
ive never tried to lam bug, belive it or not. XD

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 10:55 pm
by MainMan
[quote="~[NEM]Ã

PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 06 11:47 pm
by JeJ
Main Man wrote:
JeJ wrote::lol: I'm stealing this.

I don't mind, thats what i put them up for, just give me some credit or something, don't claim it as your own.


I KNEW this would be changed :lol: . Incidentally, the bug is well known, but this is quite efficiently presented and humourous to me. I gave credit and reposted in full at [T] forums.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 1:11 am
by ~Hy[ß]rid~
This is cool, however, it would fuck things up if people start using it.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 11:31 am
by MainMan
yeah, but i doubt they will. I mean even if the player changes his name for the lagout, the admin can still check who it is by player ID#.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 3:12 pm
by synthetic
kill the dude and use reconnect command. u get diff ID. admin can get your ip through console though.


if its non mtl u can pretty much change anything with your weapons. When I started my first clan I got a hard lesson on how you should not recruit in non mtl server =)

Re: "Alternative" Techniques

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 4:00 pm
by monkee
Main Man wrote:2. The Lagout

So you're all alone and a team of 5 is coming towards you? what do you do? run - pussy, attack in the hope of making a few kills - not worth it. The only solution is: hit the lag.

So you're all alone and a team of 5 is coming towards you? What do you do? What do you do? (<- notice the added 1337 Keanu-effect)

Enter "CROUCHBUG", simply hit the crouch button and people will think you cheat and use a 1337 bug (its actually true!!)!!
They'll be so stunned they stand still, die and then ban you.

Or just do what I do and just kill them, if you do that other shit your just a complete idiot.

Also, a team of 5 means nothing at all, their skill arent even mentioned. If its noaug, deaths dont matter, so a kill for a kill aint so bad, you might be able to take 'em all out, so go for it. If its augs, regardless of your skill, stay and fight, good training if you suck.

Re: "Alternative" Techniques

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 4:13 pm
by MainMan
monkee wrote:
Main Man wrote:2. The Lagout

So you're all alone and a team of 5 is coming towards you? what do you do? run - pussy, attack in the hope of making a few kills - not worth it. The only solution is: hit the lag.

So you're all alone and a team of 5 is coming towards you? What do you do? What do you do? (<- notice the added 1337 Keanu-effect)

Enter "CROUCHBUG", simply hit the crouch button and people will think you cheat and use a 1337 bug (its actually true!!)!!
They'll be so stunned they stand still, die and then ban you.

Or just do what I do and just kill them, if you do that other poop your just a complete idiot.

Also, a team of 5 means nothing at all, their skill arent even mentioned. If its noaug, deaths dont matter, so a kill for a kill aint so bad, you might be able to take 'em all out, so go for it. If its augs, regardless of your skill, stay and fight, good training if you suck.


this isn't meant to be taken seriously, ya know?

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 4:23 pm
by monkee
errr.. lol? Not much seriousness in my post I'm afraid. True, yes. Serious, no.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 06 8:07 pm
by Wasted
I just realiserd, monkee, is a bit like smookie! anyway monkee do u sitll play?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 3:57 am
by monkee
Wasted wrote:I just realiserd, monkee, is a bit like smookie! anyway monkee do u sitll play?

No need to insult me.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 4:17 am
by ~Hy[ß]rid~
Monkee and Smookie are brothers...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 5:37 am
by Bobo.
No their not fag ¬_¬ Smookie = dutch Monkee = err :/ not dutch

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 6:22 am
by ~Hy[ß]rid~
I know that dude, I was trying to insult that stupid norweigan fuck with the purple les paul... 8)

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 6:42 am
by monkee
I smell jealousy!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 10:43 am
by ~Hy[ß]rid~
My Washburn > Your Les Paul!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 06 1:58 pm
by monkee
ew washburn..