Deus Ex Alpha

We begin the session with some simple 'set' commands.





This leads us onto Gas and EMP bugging (LAM bugging is stupid)






Which goes too far:












Then, we bring out the lagbinds. This is the LAGSCALE:










By this point, the lag is so high that the 'shot' command stops working, so we have to use PrintScreen:



64000 Ping. Legendary.

How did you manage to get it that high?

Lagbind


L=name Lagbot|LAG|LAG|LAG|LAG|LAG|

Aliases[39]=(Command="say Lag|say Lag|say Lag|..etc",Alias=LAG)

Hang on, was this on a non-MTL server?

If so, that'd explain the not getting kicked after 10K ping

i thought lambug could only be used on walls?

the nade bugs are throwing infinite of them.

I gota say, I got the 64K shot, and Ive done 60K aswell. I enjoyed lagging out the frenchies the most, "Another UT Demo server" Its hard after bout 65K, Cuase the ping fucks up and everything stops.

~Wasted~ wrote:I gota say, I got the 64K shot, and Ive done 60K aswell. I enjoyed lagging out the frenchies the most, "Another UT Demo server" Its hard after bout 65K, Cuase the ping fucks up and everything stops.

Yeah its annoying when you think, nah i can get more lag in, because you want a better shot, but then the server crashes.

yeah, and when u wasted print screen cause the ping goes down, We wil release more shots that I have been working on later Alex will be in some aswell.

Amateurs.. Once I caused 200k ping. Quite easy, was on GamesMajor, long time ago.

I caused a 200 ping once.

[GODZ]Snakey~ wrote:I caused a 200 ping once.

Snakey owns you noobs

I > Snakey.

52 ping 4 life.

.Hunt3r[XII] wrote:I > Snakey.

52 ping 4 life.

I once created a bug on my server, there was a lot of lag, but everyone's ping was around 10 to 20.

I get negative pings.

Screenshot please.

.Hunt3r[XII] wrote:I > Snakey.

52 ping 4 life.

Yeah well you need to take a shower; you smell bad.

I shall Inform j00 that I HAVE taken a shower.

And You can't smell over the internet kay? <3.

.Hunt3r[XII] wrote:I shall Inform j00 that I HAVE taken a shower.

And You can't smell over the internet kay? <3.

Well normally no, but you smell so bad, you're stinking out the phoneline!


(jk)

I can smell over the internet

~Wasted~ wrote:I can smell over the internet

I think smell is putting it mildly..ew.