My Story

[MrBlackDX]

God made the world in six days

Of course the actual ambiguity of it being exactly six days, as in the human measurement of 24 hours multiplied by 6 to create an effective human measurement of 6 days, is in fact questionable.

Imagine if you will the idea that a day is only relative to how we observe the Sun reaching one specific point in the sky, and declaring that with one loop of the Sun, it represents then the passing of one day, and so for a being such as God, to observe a substantial loop considering God's general relative presence, the only real way to measure exactly how long a day is for God, we would have to be Gods ourselves.

Something which we shall never experience, (unless you are Morgan Freeman).

And so with that statement, its fair enough to say that even though it is stated as 6 days, it could infact be a measurement not akin to a humans measurement of the earth rotating a full 360 degrees six times in succession.

Now after this period of time, lets just refer to it as "6 days" he decided that metophorically speaking, on the 7th day, this would be declared as the day of rest.

Interestingly, the general ignorance of what day, "the day of rest", is understood as Sunday. Funny enough really, since the Jewish celebrate Saturday as the day or rest.

So who is correct? Well, they were around first, so the Jews of course.

The day of rest was a saturday, on the sunday, the masses would attend Church, as you would not attend chuch on the day of rest. It just so happens that over time, corporately speaking, its easy to change the day of rest to the exact same day as Church, to squeeze as much working hours out of the public as possible.

If you wanna have a kip, do it on Saturday, and tell your boss to go fuck him/herself with a 15 inch black rubber cock because its the actual day of rest

If you want you could watch as well, you might like it

Now the other irony

Is why give Adam and Eve a day of rest, when all they did was fuck about in paradise anyway?

If they were hungry, just pick it off the tree, they didn't exactly need to grow anything new.

I reckon God knew Adam and Eve were gonna fuck him over with that whole "eat the apple" shit, talk about Entrapment

Anyway

God then makes a long line of money grabbing fucks to run his world and eventually i pop up

Joined ][M][

Good times

[Imperial]

And for the unemployed, every day is a day of rest!

[IamTheYellowWizzard]

Imagine all the people. Imagine no religion. Just the brotherhood of men. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

[MrBlackDX]

And for the unemployed, every day is a day of rest!

Do you know how hard it is to fill out one of those "Im trying to get a job, honest" forms?

Not saying that I ever got benefit

Honest

[Mastakilla]

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IS WIN.

[Professor Layton]

Ye, it rly wuz.

[Mastakilla]

Ye, it rly wuz.

Kicked from ][M][

[Professor Layton]

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