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I wish DX!

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 6:41 pm
by MrBlackDX
Here's a game I just discovered
And it wasn't on a porn site!
Basically, you ask for a wish (about DX) and the next person to post grants that wish, but is allowed to "corrupt" that wish, for example...
I wish they would make Deus Ex 3

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 6:42 pm
by MrBlackDX
GRANTED
Except its only on PS3
Now lets begin
I wish you could get an Aug which makes you shoot lazer beams from your eyes...

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 6:47 pm
by ~[T]GrimRaPeR~
GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.
I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 6:50 pm
by MrBlackDX
~GrimRaPeR~ wrote:GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.
I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.
Granted
Except for they only want to play RPG's
I wish Dejavu would stop hacking

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 6:51 pm
by Snakey
Granted
But he drops his axe and it lands on your toe.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:02 pm
by Alex
Where's your wish.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:06 pm
by Snakey
I wish I could fly.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:08 pm
by ~M3GG4~
~[A]lex~ wrote:Where's your wish.
Granted
But you must make the wish first and let me kick you in teh balls!
I wish Labtop didnt fall out the window:(

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:26 pm
by Gishank
Granted
But you fall out of the window instead.
I wish that i couldn't die >=)

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:41 pm
by MrBlackDX
Mandalore wrote:Granted
But you fall out of the window instead.
I wish that i couldn't die >=)
Granted
Except for you can only speak in "KLOP SPAEK" from now on
I wish someone would encourage me to continue working on DXAG

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:47 pm
by Gishank
GAWANTED
B3T U Msut leik qiut DX.
I leik wsih i cuold phly.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:48 pm
by ~[T]GrimRaPeR~
Granted.
But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.
I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:52 pm
by Mastakilla
~GrimRaPeR~ wrote:Granted.
But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.
I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.
GRANTED.
But now your smokes are glued in the pack.
I wish I had a bigger penis

:(:(

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 7:52 pm
by Gishank
GWANTED.
BTU thwy is leik tste fo emos.
I phish u culd wead wat mi tipn.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 8:32 pm
by ynnaD
You just had to ruin the game didn't u


Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 10:11 pm
by clyzm
I wish Wasted could not ruin games.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 10:24 pm
by MrBlackDX
~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish Wasted could not ruin games.
Granted
But that doesnt stop him posting shit comments in them
I wish TNM was made already!

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 10:40 pm
by clyzm
Granted
But it'll take another year of betatesting.
I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 10:52 pm
by MainMan
~c[A]t~ wrote:Granted
But it'll take another year of betatesting.
I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.
Granted, but you lose both your arms in a freak masturbation accident, and so cannot use the computer at all, let alone model.
I wish I had augs in real life.

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 10:55 pm
by ~ô¿ô~Nobody~
GRANTED
But you'll look like Gunther Hermann
Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 11:08 pm
by jesus
GRANTED
(ant got a clue what that is)
but ur computer eats u and u cant play dx any more
i wish i had an aim bot aug

Posted:
Mon Feb 12, 07 11:08 pm
by clyzm
~[A]N00body~ wrote:GRANTED
But you'll look like Gunther Hermann
Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!
So do I, so do I! Best animations ftw!
@jesus: Granted, but it'll fuck DX up anyway it could.
I wish JC was a real person.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 12:15 am
by KillerZ
Granted but he kills you on a rampage,
I wish DX was ported to another UNREAL engine.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 1:03 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted but you have to update your graphics card in order to run it.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 1:16 am
by clyzm
I wish Reclaimer could get on MSN


Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 2:03 am
by -TheSpecialist-
Granted.
But you have to uninstall msn forever.
I wish for nothing.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 4:07 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted but you have to eat nothing once you get it

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 5:09 am
by clyzm
Goddamit Rec, pay attention to the rules!
I wish honey mustard was real in DX.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 5:58 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted, except you have to download the HONEYMUSTARD package and it's over 500,000K.

Posted:
Tue Feb 13, 07 9:23 am
by [FGS]Majestic
I wish I could get endless streaks