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I wish DX!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 6:41 pm
by MrBlackDX
Here's a game I just discovered

And it wasn't on a porn site!

Basically, you ask for a wish (about DX) and the next person to post grants that wish, but is allowed to "corrupt" that wish, for example...

I wish they would make Deus Ex 3

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 6:42 pm
by MrBlackDX
GRANTED

Except its only on PS3

Now lets begin

I wish you could get an Aug which makes you shoot lazer beams from your eyes...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 6:47 pm
by ~[T]GrimRaPeR~
GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.

I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 6:50 pm
by MrBlackDX
~GrimRaPeR~ wrote:GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.

I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.


Granted

Except for they only want to play RPG's

I wish Dejavu would stop hacking

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 6:51 pm
by Snakey
Granted

But he drops his axe and it lands on your toe.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:02 pm
by Alex
Where's your wish.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:06 pm
by Snakey
I wish I could fly.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:08 pm
by ~M3GG4~
~[A]lex~ wrote:Where's your wish.


Granted
But you must make the wish first and let me kick you in teh balls!

I wish Labtop didnt fall out the window:(

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:26 pm
by Gishank
Granted

But you fall out of the window instead.


I wish that i couldn't die >=)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:41 pm
by MrBlackDX
Mandalore wrote:Granted

But you fall out of the window instead.


I wish that i couldn't die >=)


Granted

Except for you can only speak in "KLOP SPAEK" from now on

I wish someone would encourage me to continue working on DXAG

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:47 pm
by Gishank
GAWANTED


B3T U Msut leik qiut DX.




I leik wsih i cuold phly.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:48 pm
by ~[T]GrimRaPeR~
Granted.

But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.

I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:52 pm
by Mastakilla
~GrimRaPeR~ wrote:Granted.

But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.

I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.


GRANTED.

But now your smokes are glued in the pack.

I wish I had a bigger penis :(:(:(

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 7:52 pm
by Gishank
GWANTED.


BTU thwy is leik tste fo emos.


I phish u culd wead wat mi tipn.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 8:32 pm
by ynnaD
You just had to ruin the game didn't u :roll:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 10:11 pm
by clyzm
I wish Wasted could not ruin games.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 10:24 pm
by MrBlackDX
~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish Wasted could not ruin games.


Granted

But that doesnt stop him posting shit comments in them

I wish TNM was made already!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 10:40 pm
by clyzm
Granted

But it'll take another year of betatesting.

I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 10:52 pm
by MainMan
~c[A]t~ wrote:Granted

But it'll take another year of betatesting.

I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.

Granted, but you lose both your arms in a freak masturbation accident, and so cannot use the computer at all, let alone model. :wink:


I wish I had augs in real life.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 10:55 pm
by ~ô¿ô~Nobody~
GRANTED

But you'll look like Gunther Hermann

Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 11:08 pm
by jesus
GRANTED
(ant got a clue what that is)

but ur computer eats u and u cant play dx any more :shock:

i wish i had an aim bot aug

PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 07 11:08 pm
by clyzm
~[A]N00body~ wrote:GRANTED

But you'll look like Gunther Hermann

Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!


So do I, so do I! Best animations ftw!

@jesus: Granted, but it'll fuck DX up anyway it could.

I wish JC was a real person.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 12:15 am
by KillerZ
Granted but he kills you on a rampage,

I wish DX was ported to another UNREAL engine.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 1:03 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted but you have to update your graphics card in order to run it.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 1:16 am
by clyzm
I wish Reclaimer could get on MSN :@

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 2:03 am
by -TheSpecialist-
Granted.

But you have to uninstall msn forever.

I wish for nothing.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 4:07 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted but you have to eat nothing once you get it

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 5:09 am
by clyzm
Goddamit Rec, pay attention to the rules!

I wish honey mustard was real in DX.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 5:58 am
by Hanover Fist
Granted, except you have to download the HONEYMUSTARD package and it's over 500,000K.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 07 9:23 am
by [FGS]Majestic
I wish I could get endless streaks