Deus Ex Alpha

In the 'Ton theres that one room where theres people having sex and all you hear is the sound. It is my professional opinion that it is anal sex taking place based on the harmonics of the scene. But I am open to the arguments that maybe it is vaginal sex if anyone would like to present their case.

Maybe it's all being faked anyways.

Who said males were involved?

D:

You know what, I'm unlocking this, this could prove to be very funny.

Oh yeah! Funny = Good.

Anyways, I prefer t3h sex over t3h crying baby. Btw, you also hear the bed squeaking. SOME UPLOAD AUDIO!!!

Fine lol.

Yeah the bed squeeking is what made it so funny rofl.

Yeah, but they should've made it LOUDER and more sex-like. Groans and all LOL. AND an option to walk in and:

1. Join in.
2. Slowly walk back out.
3. Kill whoevers inside.

DEUS XXX AKA DX3 (oh shit, that's taken)

~Psychotic~ wrote:AND an option to walk in and:

1. Join in.
2. Slowly walk back out.
3. Kill whoevers inside.

Join in, but undercovered, put on a LAM on the bed, slowly walk out and when somebody touches the LAM -- BOOM!!!

All three in one!

Climax!

Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

With that much squeaking youd think hes tearing that ass right apart. I say you are incorrect.

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

Right here.

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

And the 1000 Island dressing. XD

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.

Oh I forgot to put an option for this:

4. BEAT THEM IN HEAD WITH SODA BOTTLE OR CANDY BAR OR CROWBAR BITCHES!!!! AND MAKE 'EM BLEED AND DIE ON FUCKING GROUND IN PILE OF THEIR OWN ANAL PRODUCED SHIT!!!

TonyMontanaDEA wrote:

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.

Who said they had to be alive?

Bestiality... Hmm...

~Psychotic~ wrote:Oh I forgot to put an option for this:

4. BEAT THEM IN HEAD WITH SODA BOTTLE OR CANDY BAR OR CROWBAR BITCHES!!!! AND MAKE 'EM BLEED AND DIE ON FUCKING GROUND IN PILE OF THEIR OWN ANAL PRODUCED SHIT!!!

Please stay on topic.
First warning.

Roven wrote:

TonyMontanaDEA wrote:

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.

Who said they had to be alive?

Well then you should have said "dead goats" and "dead midgets". I believe the philosophical differences are beyond subtle and must be distiguinshed. I suppose if you wanted to play that game you could also have said a gagged midget or goat but once again unless you explain y ourself its impossible to know what you meant.

TonyMontanaDEA wrote:

Roven wrote:

TonyMontanaDEA wrote:

Roven wrote:Where's the option concerning midgets and goats?

Both midgets and goats make very distinct sounds. It is more than obvious that neither of these 2 entities are involved.

Who said they had to be alive?

Well then you should have said "dead goats" and "dead midgets". I believe the philosophical differences are beyond subtle and must be distiguinshed. I suppose if you wanted to play that game you could also have said a gagged midget or goat but once again unless you explain y ourself its impossible to know what you meant.

Where the fuck did philosophy come into a vague grammatical fuck up concerning necrophiliac sex behind a closed door between a male, a female, a midget and a goat?

TonyMontanaDEA wrote:

~Psychotic~ wrote:Oh I forgot to put an option for this:

4. BEAT THEM IN HEAD WITH SODA BOTTLE OR CANDY BAR OR CROWBAR BITCHES!!!! AND MAKE 'EM BLEED AND DIE ON FUCKING GROUND IN PILE OF THEIR OWN ANAL PRODUCED SHIT!!!

Please stay on topic.
First warning.

Right... you can't warn me. I AM INVINCIBLE!!! (except from admins and mods... shit...).

Anyways, WHERE'S MY AUDIO DAMNMIT!

I could make a better fake...

After careful analysis of the sounds I conclude the following:

1. The female sounds are not muffled, I deduce therefore she is lying on her back, not on her front and that while they are joined at the hip, that's about it. Therefore, while anal sex can not be ruled out, it is more likely they are having vaginal sex.

2. The male sounds as if he is exerting himself somewhat and his voice is not muffled either, I deduce he is most likely on top, in between her legs and supporting himself by his arms.

3. While anal sex is possible in a missionary position, points 1 and 2 strongly suggest that they are not having anal sex.

4. If it is not vaginal sex, she is not experiencing discomfort or shock, therefore she must have enjoyed anal sex on a number of occassions.

5. They kept it up the whole time I was in the Hilton, therefore they must have been on zyme or faking it.

Augmented willy omg.

wut it do go larger thinner or fatter?


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----|'| uh huh...
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Or Smaller -.O

[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:4. If it is not vaginal sex, she is not experiencing discomfort or shock, therefore she must have enjoyed anal sex on a number of occassions.

Exactly what I was thinking. But you dont seem to consider the sound that indicates some heavy stress put on the bed. Again, I'd rather exclude anal sex unless she is a very wide and open 50yearold whore.

[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:5. They kept it up the whole time I was in the Hilton, therefore they must have been on zyme or faking it.

Zyme may well been involved, but I cant really see a reason they'd keep faking it so long. One would assume that it gets boring after a while .

[FGS]ShadowRunner wrote:After careful analysis of the sounds I conclude the following:

1. The female sounds are not muffled, I deduce therefore she is lying on her back, not on her front and that while they are joined at the hip, that's about it. Therefore, while anal sex can not be ruled out, it is more likely they are having vaginal sex.

2. The male sounds as if he is exerting himself somewhat and his voice is not muffled either, I deduce he is most likely on top, in between her legs and supporting himself by his arms.

3. While anal sex is possible in a missionary position, points 1 and 2 strongly suggest that they are not having anal sex.

4. If it is not vaginal sex, she is not experiencing discomfort or shock, therefore she must have enjoyed anal sex on a number of occassions.

5. They kept it up the whole time I was in the Hilton, therefore they must have been on zyme or faking it.

How do you figure anal sex would muffle her voice?