Perhaps he has poor eyesight and the lady had a beard.
She's quite do-able... definitely poor eyesight.
Let's face it there isn't much sex in DX and what sex there is, is filthy and dirty...the way most of you like it it seems...
1. Unatco toilets.
2. Watching one of JoJo's pimps try it on with Sandra.
3. Standing outside doors in the 'ton peeping through hotel doors.
4. Hiring the prostitute Ling in the lucky money, or mamasan if you are really sick... "one customer twice, not allowed!" It's then hard to get rid of her, the best way to stop her following you all over the club is to shoot her.
5. Mercedes from Australia, who just wants your money
6. A nurse in a paris nightclub, who just wants your money as well
What else is on offer, that nutcase duClare or banging Gary Savage's daughter...