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Postby Spiderbot01 » Sat Jul 19, 08 6:31 pm

Whenever I play a game, the script is always important, most of the games I own are story driven so it's always a bonus to have absolute gems of lines in games, or just generally great dialogue.

This is a thread for such quotes. (James could you sticky this please?)

Mass Effect
Commander Shephard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.
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Postby or 1=1 » Sat Jul 19, 08 7:02 pm

Command and Conquer Tiberian sun Firestom

CABAL: HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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Postby Tantalus » Sat Jul 19, 08 9:40 pm

Deus Ex:

Jock: JC, it's a bomb!
JC: A bomb......!

MDK 2:
I'm tired of being stubble. Let's take this Zizzy down!
Signatures are dumb.

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Postby clyzm » Sat Jul 19, 08 10:30 pm

Black:
Sergeant: I don't mean to rain on your fuckin' parade, but how the fuck are we going to get past those swinging dicks?
Keller: By asking politely, how the fuck do you think.

Sergeant: KELLLEEEEEEEER! HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Deus Ex:
Kaplan: Time to clean house.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Sat Jul 19, 08 10:45 pm

Deus Ex:
Walton Simons: You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong.
JC Denton: I was never properly trained in its operation.

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.
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Postby Siva » Sat Jul 19, 08 11:04 pm

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
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Postby or 1=1 » Sun Jul 20, 08 12:45 am

Zero Wing

CATS: All your base are belong to us.

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Postby xProtocol Rain » Sun Jul 20, 08 3:16 am

Mass Effect:


General Septimus: (directed at Wrex when he's in your party) I may be drunk Krogan, but your ugly.

Wrex: Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining..


Wrex: Why don't we just beat him up? You wanna best the heavest he can lift is writing utensils and paper weight?!
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Postby Tonnochi » Sun Jul 20, 08 4:32 am

Every single fucking line from Max Payne.
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Postby clyzm » Sun Jul 20, 08 5:20 am

Zeitgeist wrote:Every single fucking line from Max Payne.


Fuck, I forgot to include Max Payne.

And yes, every single fucking line is epic.
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Postby Jon » Sun Jul 20, 08 11:08 am

I'm amazed no-one has any WC3 quotes here.
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Postby James » Sun Jul 20, 08 11:09 am

Jon wrote:I'm amazed no-one has any WC3 quotes here.


Warcraft 3 has good writing?, hahah. Except for Uther.
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Postby synthetic » Sun Jul 20, 08 1:18 pm

Zeitgeist wrote:Every single fucking line from Max Payne.


i second that wholeheartedly. Epic fucking game.

MP: The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away. All of my past was just fragmented still shots, words hanging in the air like balloons. I was in a graphic novel. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
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Postby Kaiden » Sun Jul 20, 08 1:26 pm

Metal gear solid 2:

Everything Raiden says.
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Postby James » Sun Jul 20, 08 1:30 pm

RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB
I am dead.
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Postby Tonnochi » Sun Jul 20, 08 1:39 pm

"That's arson!"

Name who said it.
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Postby Snakey » Sun Jul 20, 08 2:56 pm

Zeitgeist wrote:"That's arson!"

Name who said it.


Alex Denton.
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Postby synthetic » Sun Jul 20, 08 3:31 pm

LTKJAY wrote:RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB


This is so weird.. I see trollied and raiden talking..

"you know youre obsessed with dxmp when.."
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Postby Siva » Sun Jul 20, 08 4:32 pm

Sam And Max Ep 104
Max: Can you tell me which one of these two pads smells more like chloroform

I love that line every time I hear it anywhere
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Postby EternalDeath » Mon Jul 21, 08 3:25 am

Starcraft:

Terran Marine: Gimme somethin' to shoot!
Terran Marine: Commander!
Terran Marine: Let's move!
Terran Marine: Rock n' roll!
Terran Firebat: Fire it up!
Terran Siege Tank: Absolutely!
Terran Siege Tank: Delighted to sir!
Terran Siege Tank: What is your major malfunction?
Protoss Zealot: My life for Aiur!

Warcraft 3:

Rifleman: I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggie too!
Mortar Team: TAKE THIS YOU BASTARD!!! *BOOM*
Mortar Team: Let's get to fightin'!
Acolyte: Thy bidding, master!
Acolyte: My life for Ner'Zhul!
Peon: Something to doing?
Peon: Me busy, leave me alone!
Grunt: Swubu!
Grunt: Zug-Zug
Grunt: Dabu
Grunt: Lok'Tar

Oblivion:

Beggar: Spare a coin for an old beggar?
Beggar: One more coin, and I can buy a pair of shoes.
Beggar: One more coin, and I can eat for a day.
Beggar: Blessings of Stendarr upon ye!
Guard: STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
Guard: Hope you rot, criminal scum!
Guard: Then pay with your blood!
Attackers: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!

Half-Life:

Scientist: I...I can't hold on...much...longer!
Marines: SQUAD! Neutralize Freeman!
Marines: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!?!
Guard: Hey! Catch me later and I'll buy you a beer.

and a classic:
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Aidan » Mon Jul 21, 08 5:47 am

Gordon Freeman: (Left Hand Movement)
Psychokiller, spelled incorrectly.
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Postby Allan » Mon Jul 21, 08 9:55 am

LTKJAY wrote:RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB
Where can I get a sound clip of just that, I just had a funny idea for a pointless mutator. :D
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Postby Chococat » Mon Jul 21, 08 10:51 am

RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB


That just made me laff so hard.

I love the stuff Campbell says when he goes crazy.
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Postby or 1=1 » Mon Jul 21, 08 11:11 am

Duke Nukem

Duky: Damn, I'm good.
Duky: Hail to the king baby.
Duky: Mhhh That's one doomed space marin.
Duky: Com get some.
Duky: Piece of cake.

Duky falling without JetPack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGh -SPLASH-
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Postby James » Mon Jul 21, 08 11:12 am

THOSE ARE SHIT DUKE NUKEM QUOTES
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Postby or 1=1 » Mon Jul 21, 08 11:17 am

Everything said by duke in DN3D is Epic. Either the " HMMM " when he tried to " open " a wall.
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Postby Siva » Mon Jul 21, 08 12:01 pm

Metal Gear Solid 2
Colonel: Actually I'm in really bad shape Financially..
I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills..
I had no choice but to make you pay for Lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.
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Postby Tantalus » Mon Jul 21, 08 4:45 pm

Deus Ex:
MJ12: It's Denton!
JC: NUUAARRRGHHH!!
MJ12: Any one else hungry?
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Mon Jul 21, 08 6:20 pm

DX

*JC entering loo*
Shannon: How unprofessional...
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Postby Tantalus » Mon Jul 21, 08 6:31 pm

DeathMaster wrote:DX

*JC entering loo*
Shannon: How unprofessional...
Shannon: Expecting a show?
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