Deus Ex Alpha

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 07 11:30 pm**

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=82537

You HAVE to be joking, I'm all for equal game distribution but they've taken it too far.....again (Viva Pinata, sorry Jake 2, had to be said). Microsoft need to stop giving in to rival pressure and just make quality games in the genre they specify in. Even the controller is a regurgitation of the stupid Buzz! controller.

Has Microsoft pushed the boat too far that they can't grasp it again?

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 07 11:36 pm**

And the sceptics said Sony were copycats...

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 07 11:49 pm**

Sceptics is spelled with a "c"!

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 07 11:52 pm**

Picky picky picky...

It's too sad though, just too sad.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 07 11:57 pm**

I don't know what console you "prefer". I know you're a PC man but what do you think of the consoles?

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 12:12 am**

What a stoopid idea. Microsoft, you're good but lets not go silly with meaningless pads, ect.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 12:15 am**

Big Daddy wrote:I don't know what console you "prefer". I know you're a PC man but what do you think of the consoles?

To be honest, I don't really prefer any of them - they each have their faults and their strengths, and each play great games.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 12:27 am**

Psykorgasm wrote:What a stoopid idea. Microsoft, you're good but lets not go silly with meaningless pads, ect.

They're resorting to novelty. It'll continue like this until the next one. :cry:

It breaks my heart!

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 1:11 am**

lol Won't be buying that shit. But none of us own billion dollar companies, so I guess we can shut the fuck up with our whining and just not buy it.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 1:45 am**

Ah, ah correction- none of us own multi billion dollar corporations. Anyway, they'll try and hook us somehow.....they're crafty like that.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 12:05 pm**

INNOVASHUN!

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 1:15 pm**

Microsoft has to resort to stealing Sony Products to sell Xboxs.

Typical

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 1:22 pm**

lol Yeah, it's the latest craze are these little dildo hand things! :roll:

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 1:30 pm**

C:Enter:£££ wrote:lol Yeah, it's the latest craze are these little dildo hand things!

DID SOMEBODY SAY DILDOS?

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 3:19 pm**

0o7 wrote:Microsoft has to resort to stealing Sony Products to sell Xboxs.

Typical

Well, not really. Microsoft arnt having trouble selling their stuff at the moment, unlike Sony.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 3:44 pm**

0o7 wrote:Microsoft has to resort to stealing Sony Products to sell Xboxs.

Typical

LOL WUT

NINTENDO WANT THEIR CD PLAYER, CONTROLER, RUMBLE, MOTION SENSOR BACK!

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 4:29 pm**

And Microsoft called, Sony's rent for the GUIDE BUTTON has been revoked.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 4:50 pm**

NINTENDO WANT THEIR PS1 BACK. MICROSOFT WANT LIVE BACK. MICROSOFT WANT THEIR MILLION YEAR OLD SIDEWINDER CONTROLLER THAT THEIR SIXAXIS RIPPED OFF BACK. MICROSOFT WANT THEIR HDD IDEA BACK. LOL Could go on forever. Sony can have my PS2 games back : x And my broken stereo, TV, discman and other shit that breaks quicker than a kinder egg toy.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 6:40 pm**

Are you implying that Kinder easter egg toys are not worth the money?

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 6:50 pm**

Nope, the chocolate is too good lol

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 8:52 pm**

God that fucking egg in the adverts pissed me off.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:03 pm**

And the kid on the Kinder bars doesn't piss you off?

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:08 pm**

Him too. That bleached white teeth arsehole.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:32 pm**

Years ago there was a Kinder Bar contest, like when they first sold them, and you had to answer this stupid puzzle, then give a tie-breaker reason why you should win the years supply of chocolate. I put "Because I look better than the Kinder Bar Kid." as a reason. XD

Good times.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:36 pm**

toenail clippers

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:43 pm**

My toenails, your clippers.

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:50 pm**

I'm going to buy a kinder egg tomorrow, god damn, just how do they get they make it white inside!

Posted: **Sun Jul 15, 07 9:53 pm**

WHATS THEIR SECRET?!

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 07 5:23 pm**

C:Enter:£££ wrote:I'm going to buy a kinder egg tomorrow, god damn, just how do they get they make it white inside!

What are you, eight?! Ever heard of the facts of life?

Posted: **Mon Jul 16, 07 6:00 pm**

Are you 8? I was joking.

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