Deus Ex Alpha

I AUTOMATICALLY CHOOSE BROCK.

Misty is my cheap slut.

TAI.

JAMES

HAHAHA

I choose Butterfree.

Old Man.

[A]Spiderbot01 wrote:I choose Butterfree.

Butterfree is not a Trainer.

he says, now out comes the shooped ash\brock etc with butterfree as a head. D:

THANK YOU RUBEN, YOU DID MY JOB FOR ME.

Also, In this thread: Awesome pokemon teams

God I am awesome at predicting the future.

K -

Lv.100 Rayquaza
Lv.100 Deoxys
Lv.100 Suicune
Lv.100 Entei
Lv.100 Raikou
Lv.100 Absol

YOU WIN EVERY FIGHT.

If Absol's Shadow ball doesn't work, use Rayquaza's outrage. If Outrage fucks you up, switch to Deoxys (ATTACK FORM, THIS IS AN ATTACK TEAM) and proceed to Psychic\Zap Cannon your way to victoly, and if THAT doesn't work, Entei has Fire Blast and Earthquake, AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS, Suicune has Hydro Pump and Bite, both can be potent moves.

AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS.

SWAP OUT RAIKOU.

And use Zap Cannon\\Earthquake\\Thunder\\Hyper Beam your way to DELICIOUS VICTOLY.

Epic team is epic.

Well sink your legendary's teeth into my new Pokemon Diamond Team. (Thank you Pokesav!)

Metagross. (Driving force Pokemon) *
Darkrai. (Dark Void, Nightmare, Dream Eater, Dark Pulse)

Umbreon. (Poison-based attacks)

Empoleon. (Partner to Metagross)

Weavile. (The pure annoyer. Swagger, Embosis,Faint Attack ,Night Slash)

Rhyperion. (Hammer Arm, Stone Edge, Earthquake, Megahorn)


All lvl. 100 of course.
I win.

Right, this is why my team owns you.

I always lead with Rayquaza, and will spam fly untill your delicious metagross is dead. If that begins to fail, ZAP CANNON on Raikou.

Switch back to Deoxys and throw out whatever fighting type move I have (Still experimenting) at your Umbreon and should either 1 hit or 2 hit your Umbreon, for delicious prize.

Empoleon I do not have to switch for. Zap Cannon. Edn.

To Raikou for a Thunderpunch, which will VERY quickly end your Weavile.

Darkrai, I will piss around with until you either disconnect or beg for my forgiveness.



MY TEAM IS UNBEATABLE.

Or, if we performed a two Pokemon battle, I would use Dark Void on both Rayquaza and your Raikou. Bad Dream would take effect (damage while asleep), then use Nightmare. Rhyperion will then break out the Earthquake, will not effect Rayquaza but will KEEL your Raikou. Next turn I use dream eater on Rayquaza, dead.

My Darkrai and Weavile will make short work of Deoxys when Darkrai uses Dark Pulse and Weavile uses Faint Attack. Too bad he has shoddy defence. Suicune would be a quick job.

Entei dead in one with Empoleon's Hydro Pump, backed up with Rhyperion's Hammer Arm.

UNDEFEATED!!

mudkip.

Treecko. The Holy Gecko.

mudkip.

Treecko!

muuuuuuuuuudkip.

my gaem only has teams of 3

Slowpoke owns you all

I use Deoxys and Rayquaza as starters in my 2-on-2 set.

Deoxys in Speed form. Rayquaza spams Extremespeed until 5/5pp is run out. This is enough to kill most pokemon.

I use Porygon.

Porygon can fucking kill anything.

Failing that, give them seizures.

I stopped at Gold.But I guess some kiddos are already at the new pokemon versions <.<
THANK I AM AN ADULT

Yup. Because being an adult automatically disqualifies you from playing Pokemon.
You may have adult written on your drivers license, or your student ID, but you still seem to have alot of growing up to do.

I still play Pokemon Stadium & Stadium 2 on my N64 from time to time, and I am a 20 year old guy living in his parent's house.

I am the definition of mature.

"but you still seem to have alot of growing up to do."
That just made me drink another beer.

Pokemon is awesome!

Krieg wrote:"but you still seem to have alot of growing up to do."
That just made me drink another beer.

Thanks for proving my point. Enjoy your AIDS.

Torchic.