HEY GUYS

[clyzm]

I GOT HALF LIFE NOW, CAN IT BE SVEN COOP TIEM NOW PLZ?

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[Kaiden]

You got half a life now? Swish.

Yeah, I wanted to get HL2 at some point.

[clyzm]

You got half a life now? Swish.

Yeah, I wanted to get HL2 at some point.

Don't be silly, I'VE ALWAYS HAD HALF A LIFE.

[Siva]

Sorry furfag, you need Half-Life 2 Now, we will be playing Synergy mod by order of Protocol.

Brag brag brag I got my steam account for free brag brag brag with CSS CS HL HL:S HL2 on it, Brag Brag Brag

[ynnaD]

Sven>Synergy mod

I GOT HALF LIFE NOW, CAN IT BE SVEN COOP TIEM NOW PLZ?

YOU CAN FIGHT BIRKIN WITH A KNIFE

[Siva]

Sven>Synergy mod

I GOT HALF LIFE NOW, CAN IT BE SVEN COOP TIEM NOW PLZ?

YOU CAN FIGHT BIRKIN WITH A KNIFE

You don't even have Half-Life 2 D:

[Spiderbot01]

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[clyzm]

Right.

But there's problems you see, I can't play Deathmatch or anything online for that matter, DO I NEED TO HACK A STEAM ACCOUNT WITHOUT USING A PROGRAM?

[Zantinzuken]

You need to have steam then put in the code jazz.

Also Ben and Bob stopped with Sven like AGES ago.

Although we might make a comeback eventually.

[Snakey]

Although we might make a comeback eventually.

eyyyy!

[James]

Once again.
Me and William Birkin, BFF.

[ynnaD]

Sven>Synergy mod

I GOT HALF LIFE NOW, CAN IT BE SVEN COOP TIEM NOW PLZ?

YOU CAN FIGHT BIRKIN WITH A KNIFE

You don't even have Half-Life 2 D:

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[Bob]

You need to have steam then put in the code jazz.

Also Ben and Bob stopped with Sven like AGES ago.

Although we might make a comeback eventually.

Just gimmie a call sometime babe.
xx

[Siva]

Who here has CSS, I want a gaem. D:

[clyzm]

HEY GUYS

I need some halp.

WHAT DO I DO WHEN I MEET THE THREE STABBY TENTACLES?

[James]

They're blind, and rely on super sonic relay (?), throw grenades as distractions and break the planks from afar with the pistol to buy time, you should be invincible when you're on the ladders as they cant reach.

[clyzm]

DO I KILL IT WITH FIRE

?

plus you can go super-stealth-mode by crouchin n shit

[Siva]

PRESS Q

[James]

plus you can go super-stealth-mode by crouchin n shit

Try it like that, and cry.

[Cyrus]

OMG TOO BAD BEN PASSED ON IT WUD OF BEEN FUN TO WATCH DANNY TREAT CATA THE WAY WE TREATED HIM XD!

[clyzm]

PRESS Q

SWITCHES TO CROWBAR

Try it like that, and cry.

ye

That thing is still alive, how do I killed it?

[James]

You need to activate 2 pumps for the control.
Travel through the bottom door blocked by planks. The rest is easy.
Then blow away the sucker after doing both, by heading back to the control room.

[Snakey]

I never got past that bit D:

[clyzm]

You need to activate 2 pumps for the control.
Travel through the bottom door blocked by planks. The rest is easy.
Then blow away the sucker after doing both, by heading back to the control room.

Well, it was going fine when I headed at the bottom door, but then...



now wut D:

[James]

Try one of the other doors.
OR THE LEAP OF FUCKING FAITH

[Spiderbot01]

delete say and type fly.

[clyzm]

So after my giant leap of faith and quarrels with this sideways-elevator-piece-of-shit, I am at a stalemate:

What the fuck am I supposed to do UP HERE?

[Siva]

Eat his tender tender flesh.

[James]

So after my giant leap of faith and quarrels with this sideways-elevator-piece-of-shit, I am at a stalemate:

What the fuck am I supposed to do UP HERE?

Kill him for a laugh.
Activate the switches.
Make sure those 2 pipeline things come.
Run like a little girl.

[clyzm]

Done and done, but run WHERE?