Deus Ex Alpha

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 08 7:45 pm**

That's it, show off the fancy tech.

http://www.naturalmotion.com/euphoria.htm#video

Knew about Euphoria for approximately two years and am starting to warm up to the concept.

Games using Euphoria
Grand Theft Auto IV (partially)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Madden 09
Indiana Jones

At least it's better than DX 2 physics.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 08 8:36 pm**

Seeing a blue guy getting hit by lasers hardly triggers euphoria. Try getting April Scott to star in a porno.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 4:53 am**

To me it just looks like they like seeing that blue guy die a lot, lol.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 4:42 pm**

After seeing it in action with GTA it does still look like ragdoll.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 6:19 pm**

Almost looks like a collection of set animations, not even ragdoll.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 6:31 pm**

It's ragdoll but with a difference.

The difference being that body parts won't move in completely ridiculous ways. I.E Bone structure is still present.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 6:39 pm**

Whereas with Deus Ex IW you shoot a buckshot into the stomach and their neck twists a precise 180 degrees.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 6:51 pm**

Same thing in Timeshift

Only 1000% more hilarious

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 7:00 pm**

All you need is the low-pitch slow scream.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 7:16 pm**

Looks cool. xD

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:01 pm**

It's fucking hilarious in GTA IV.

Jumped off a small house onto a car and man did the Physics impress me.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:05 pm**

I can see the skeleton breaking falls.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:16 pm**

The Grand Inquisitor wrote:I can see the skeleton breaking falls.

Not just bodies that benefit from Euphoria, items, people, cars, everything except large structures. Unless a Tank is not enough to blow a house apart.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:20 pm**

Is it true that explosives can scar selected buildings?

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:27 pm**

Yep.

Blood too ofc, I crashed a hot dog cart + man into a mall window and me and my cousin were arguing for 10 minutes over whether that was the ketchup or blood on the display window.

I STILL SAY KETCHUP

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:33 pm**

Could have been strawberries.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:44 pm**

What the fuck would you want that on a Hot Dog for

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 08 8:45 pm**

Sundaes!

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 2:32 am**

Hot Dog Sundaes? WHAT THE FUCK? WITH STRAWBERRIES? Oh mah god it's like the randomtastic fantasticasm gone to the EXTREME.

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 7:56 am**

Just a strawberries fanboy

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 8:50 am**

[DXS]~Desohawk~ wrote:Just a strawberries fanboy

Strawberries rock. If you don't like strawberries you DIE.

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 5:10 pm**

Jesus, what kind of craptacular hot dog van do you lot have? Ours sells ice creams, hot dogs, sundaes, curries (avoid like the plague; the diarrhoea plague) kebabs and chips.

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 5:39 pm**

We don't get Hot Dog Vans in New Zealand lol. Not where I live anyways.

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 08 9:41 pm**

Same here

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 12:07 pm**

Euphoria kicks arse six ways from sundae (I know it's spelt wrong).

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 1:20 pm**

Why go to a hot dog stall while you have the local Keebab shop :wink:

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 1:28 pm**

~þsÿçhø~ wrote:Why go to a hot dog stall while you have the local Keebab shop

TRUE.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 1:39 pm**

Doner Keebab about 30 miles away :- £1:50 - Small - £2:50 Large - but large is equivilent to small in my hometown.
Doner Kebab in home town :- £3:50 - Small - £4:00 Large - This seriouslly is annyoing.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 5:49 pm**

You only eat kebab when you're too drunk to care about money anyway.

Posted: **Wed Apr 30, 08 5:56 pm**

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:You only eat kebab when you're too drunk to care about money anyway.

True that.

Deus Ex Alpha

Ragdoll got theoretically owned

Ragdoll got theoretically owned