Deus Ex Alpha

Whenever I play a game, the script is always important, most of the games I own are story driven so it's always a bonus to have absolute gems of lines in games, or just generally great dialogue.

This is a thread for such quotes. (James could you sticky this please?)

Mass Effect
Commander Shephard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.

Command and Conquer Tiberian sun Firestom

CABAL: HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Deus Ex:

Jock: JC, it's a bomb!
JC: A bomb......!

MDK 2:
I'm tired of being stubble. Let's take this Zizzy down!

Black:
Sergeant: I don't mean to rain on your fuckin' parade, but how the fuck are we going to get past those swinging dicks?
Keller: By asking politely, how the fuck do you think.

Sergeant: KELLLEEEEEEEER! HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Deus Ex:
Kaplan: Time to clean house.

Deus Ex:
Walton Simons: You can't begin synthesizing the vaccine without a universal constructor, and don't think we're going to just leave one lying around. Not after you blew up the one in Hong Kong.
JC Denton: I was never properly trained in its operation.

Walton Simons: You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.
JC Denton: That makes me one ugly son of a bitch.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Zero Wing

CATS: All your base are belong to us.

Mass Effect:


General Septimus: (directed at Wrex when he's in your party) I may be drunk Krogan, but your ugly.

Wrex: Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining..


Wrex: Why don't we just beat him up? You wanna best the heavest he can lift is writing utensils and paper weight?!

Every single fucking line from Max Payne.

Zeitgeist wrote:Every single fucking line from Max Payne.

Fuck, I forgot to include Max Payne.

And yes, every single fucking line is epic.

I'm amazed no-one has any WC3 quotes here.

Jon wrote:I'm amazed no-one has any WC3 quotes here.

Warcraft 3 has good writing?, hahah. Except for Uther.

Zeitgeist wrote:Every single fucking line from Max Payne.

i second that wholeheartedly. Epic fucking game.

MP: The truth split my skull open, a glaring green light washing the lies away. All of my past was just fragmented still shots, words hanging in the air like balloons. I was in a graphic novel. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

Metal gear solid 2:

Everything Raiden says.

RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB

"That's arson!"

Name who said it.

Zeitgeist wrote:"That's arson!"

Name who said it.

Alex Denton.

LTKJAY wrote:RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB

This is so weird.. I see trollied and raiden talking..

"you know youre obsessed with dxmp when.."

Sam And Max Ep 104
Max: Can you tell me which one of these two pads smells more like chloroform

I love that line every time I hear it anywhere

Starcraft:

Terran Marine: Gimme somethin' to shoot!
Terran Marine: Commander!
Terran Marine: Let's move!
Terran Marine: Rock n' roll!
Terran Firebat: Fire it up!
Terran Siege Tank: Absolutely!
Terran Siege Tank: Delighted to sir!
Terran Siege Tank: What is your major malfunction?
Protoss Zealot: My life for Aiur!

Warcraft 3:

Rifleman: I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggie too!
Mortar Team: TAKE THIS YOU BASTARD!!! *BOOM*
Mortar Team: Let's get to fightin'!
Acolyte: Thy bidding, master!
Acolyte: My life for Ner'Zhul!
Peon: Something to doing?
Peon: Me busy, leave me alone!
Grunt: Swubu!
Grunt: Zug-Zug
Grunt: Dabu
Grunt: Lok'Tar

Oblivion:

Beggar: Spare a coin for an old beggar?
Beggar: One more coin, and I can buy a pair of shoes.
Beggar: One more coin, and I can eat for a day.
Beggar: Blessings of Stendarr upon ye!
Guard: STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
Guard: Hope you rot, criminal scum!
Guard: Then pay with your blood!
Attackers: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!

Half-Life:

Scientist: I...I can't hold on...much...longer!
Marines: SQUAD! Neutralize Freeman!
Marines: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!?!
Guard: Hey! Catch me later and I'll buy you a beer.

and a classic:
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gordon Freeman: (Left Hand Movement)

LTKJAY wrote:RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB

Where can I get a sound clip of just that, I just had a funny idea for a pointless mutator.

RAIDEN:
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING

Campbell:
GOOD JOB

That just made me laff so hard.

I love the stuff Campbell says when he goes crazy.

Duke Nukem

Duky: Damn, I'm good.
Duky: Hail to the king baby.
Duky: Mhhh That's one doomed space marin.
Duky: Com get some.
Duky: Piece of cake.

Duky falling without JetPack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGh -SPLASH-

THOSE ARE SHIT DUKE NUKEM QUOTES

Everything said by duke in DN3D is Epic. Either the " HMMM " when he tried to " open " a wall.

Metal Gear Solid 2
Colonel: Actually I'm in really bad shape Financially..
I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills..
I had no choice but to make you pay for Lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

Deus Ex:
MJ12: It's Denton!
JC: NUUAARRRGHHH!!
MJ12: Any one else hungry?

DX

*JC entering loo*
Shannon: How unprofessional...

DeathMaster wrote:DX

*JC entering loo*
Shannon: How unprofessional...

Shannon: Expecting a show?