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by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:11 am

http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:49 am

Maybe that's just a normal tofu except with low health.

by **[FGS]Fear** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:56 am

wut is dis

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sat Jun 06, 09 6:51 am

That is fucken weird...

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 7:38 am

cataclyzm wrote:that's just a normal tofu except with low health.

by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 11:55 am

Why's it got a sidepack then when normal Tofu doesn't?

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:03 pm

Tofu is shit.

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:05 pm

Allan wrote:Why's it got a sidepack then when normal Tofu doesn't?

Why does 'male tofu' in your words have Jill's stars baret you SHIT

by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:20 pm

It is gender confused. That's my reasoning. ^_^

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:41 pm

why does he have a GUN

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:46 pm

Wish Tofu made appearances in the rest of the Resident Evils. Hunk made a couple appearances but Tofu was completely forgotten. :\

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sat Jun 06, 09 12:51 pm

What? Would he be the only male protagonist to hold a fucken gun? Note: I'm typing in caps for massive emphasis, not as a yelling thing.

JC HOLDS A GUN.
DANTE HOLDS A GUN.
SNAKE HOLDS A GUN.
MARIO THROWS FIREBALLS WHICH COULD ARGUABLY COME FROM A GUN.
THE SHITTY PEOPLE ON CALL OF DUTY HOLD GUNS.
YOU KNOW TF2? YEAH. ALL OF THEM. MALES (Pyro is debatable, let's not even go there peoples) THEY ALL HOLD DIFFERENT WEAPONRY.
OTHER RESIDENT EVIL GAMES? GUY HOLDS A GUN.
DOOM GUY? GUN. FUCKING GUN. TONS OF GUNS. BFG? IT'S A GUN. A BIG ONE.
GORDON FREEMAN? SURE HE DON'T TALK. BUT HE HOLDS A GUN. AND A CROWBAR. AND HE'S A GUY.
COUNTER-STRIKE. ALL MALES. ALL HOLD GUNS.
QUAKE? YEAH, THERE'S FEMALE CHARACTERS (in Q3A) BUT OVERALL? GUN. MAKE. END OF STORY.

HOW ABOUT LEFT 4 DEAD? BIOSHOCK? FALLOUT 3 OR UNREAL TOURNAMENT? ALL HAVE MALES. ALL HOLD GUNS.

As for tofu. It's FUCKING WHITE AND RED TOFU. It CANNOT HOLD a gun let alone be male or female. You know what it is? A square piece of fucken shit that tastes bad. And people call it a foodstuff.

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:01 pm

12:48 PM - ~Psychotic~: YOUR THOUGHT PATTERNS ARE FLAWED. TREMENDOUSLY.
12:48 PM - Johnny Joestar: wat
12:49 PM - ~Psychotic~: I CAN COUNT 10 GAMES WHERE MALES HOLD GUNS.
12:49 PM - Johnny Joestar: tofu doesnt.

tofu is male

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:24 pm

http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/The_Tofu_Survivor

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:25 pm

yes now click on the tofu page and ctrl+f "he"

then again, wiki as a reliable source?!

by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:35 pm

He/she/it can be cheated into RE3. Somehow.

This makes me wonder if you can cheat characters other than Rebecca/Jill/Chris into RE1.

by **James** » Sat Jun 06, 09 1:39 pm

Modded.

by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 2:59 pm

When I gets laptop charger, we shall see.

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 06, 09 10:46 pm

Tofu holds a knife, plus I think he's male judging by the Japanese swears he makes when he gets bitten by the zombies.

Perhaps.

by **Allan** » Sat Jun 06, 09 11:23 pm

That, and he has most of Hunk's dialogue. Which would just sound silly from a girl.

by **James** » Sun Jun 07, 09 9:11 am

YOU SAYING GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT?

by **Mr. Tastix** » Sun Jun 07, 09 10:09 am

James wrote:YOU SAYING GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT?

You saying you're a girl?

by **James** » Sun Jun 07, 09 10:41 am

When havent I!

by **Allan** » Wed Jun 17, 09 12:07 am

RE3 Tofu is playable, no mods needed.

To unlock, find your relative games' "Jill Inventory Item 1 - Item Type" code, then subtract 1B2 from the memory address. Fix this new value at 0F. Change room.

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Though he's lost all his jap. swears. He sounds kinda like re-cycled Chris dialogue, IMO.

Also: Play as Brad:

To unlock, find your relative games' "Jill Inventory Item 1 - Item Type" code, then subtract 1B2 from the memory address. Fix this new value at 0C. Change room.

by **xProtocol Rain** » Wed Jun 17, 09 7:02 am

Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

by **James** » Wed Jun 17, 09 8:26 am

xProtocol Rain wrote:
Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

The best mini game ever that it took MGS3 to beat it with Snake vs Monkey.

by **Allan** » Wed Jun 17, 09 10:08 am

I want RE2, just to see TOFU get eaten by HUNK at the end. XD[/list]

by **xProtocol Rain** » Wed Jun 17, 09 11:30 pm

James wrote:
xProtocol Rain wrote:
Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

The best mini game ever that it took MGS3 to beat it with Snake vs Monkey.

How very interesting..

by **James** » Thu Jun 18, 09 6:36 am

Why post if you're not interested and posting sarcasm?

by **xProtocol Rain** » Thu Jun 18, 09 7:09 am

I'm not being sarcastic.

There's a GIRL Tofu?!

There's a GIRL Tofu?!

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