Deus Ex Alpha

http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

Maybe that's just a normal tofu except with low health.

wut is dis

That is fucken weird...

Why's it got a sidepack then when normal Tofu doesn't?

Tofu is shit.

Allan wrote:Why's it got a sidepack then when normal Tofu doesn't?

Why does 'male tofu' in your words have Jill's stars baret you SHIT

It is gender confused. That's my reasoning. ^_^

why does he have a GUN

Wish Tofu made appearances in the rest of the Resident Evils. Hunk made a couple appearances but Tofu was completely forgotten. :\

What? Would he be the only male protagonist to hold a fucken gun? Note: I'm typing in caps for massive emphasis, not as a yelling thing.

JC HOLDS A GUN.
DANTE HOLDS A GUN.
SNAKE HOLDS A GUN.
MARIO THROWS FIREBALLS WHICH COULD ARGUABLY COME FROM A GUN.
THE SHITTY PEOPLE ON CALL OF DUTY HOLD GUNS.
YOU KNOW TF2? YEAH. ALL OF THEM. MALES (Pyro is debatable, let's not even go there peoples) THEY ALL HOLD DIFFERENT WEAPONRY.
OTHER RESIDENT EVIL GAMES? GUY HOLDS A GUN.
DOOM GUY? GUN. FUCKING GUN. TONS OF GUNS. BFG? IT'S A GUN. A BIG ONE.
GORDON FREEMAN? SURE HE DON'T TALK. BUT HE HOLDS A GUN. AND A CROWBAR. AND HE'S A GUY.
COUNTER-STRIKE. ALL MALES. ALL HOLD GUNS.
QUAKE? YEAH, THERE'S FEMALE CHARACTERS (in Q3A) BUT OVERALL? GUN. MAKE. END OF STORY.

HOW ABOUT LEFT 4 DEAD? BIOSHOCK? FALLOUT 3 OR UNREAL TOURNAMENT? ALL HAVE MALES. ALL HOLD GUNS.

As for tofu. It's FUCKING WHITE AND RED TOFU. It CANNOT HOLD a gun let alone be male or female. You know what it is? A square piece of fucken shit that tastes bad. And people call it a foodstuff.

12:48 PM - ~Psychotic~: YOUR THOUGHT PATTERNS ARE FLAWED. TREMENDOUSLY.
12:48 PM - Johnny Joestar: wat
12:49 PM - ~Psychotic~: I CAN COUNT 10 GAMES WHERE MALES HOLD GUNS.
12:49 PM - Johnny Joestar: tofu doesnt.

tofu is male

yes now click on the tofu page and ctrl+f "he"

then again, wiki as a reliable source?!

He/she/it can be cheated into RE3. Somehow.

This makes me wonder if you can cheat characters other than Rebecca/Jill/Chris into RE1.

Modded.

When I gets laptop charger, we shall see.

Tofu holds a knife, plus I think he's male judging by the Japanese swears he makes when he gets bitten by the zombies.

Perhaps.

That, and he has most of Hunk's dialogue. Which would just sound silly from a girl.

YOU SAYING GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT?

James wrote:YOU SAYING GIRLS CAN'T FIGHT?

You saying you're a girl?

When havent I!

RE3 Tofu is playable, no mods needed.

To unlock, find your relative games' "Jill Inventory Item 1 - Item Type" code, then subtract 1B2 from the memory address. Fix this new value at 0F. Change room.

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Though he's lost all his jap. swears. He sounds kinda like re-cycled Chris dialogue, IMO.

Also: Play as Brad:

To unlock, find your relative games' "Jill Inventory Item 1 - Item Type" code, then subtract 1B2 from the memory address. Fix this new value at 0C. Change room.

Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

xProtocol Rain wrote:

Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

The best mini game ever that it took MGS3 to beat it with Snake vs Monkey.

I want RE2, just to see TOFU get eaten by HUNK at the end. XD[/list]

James wrote:

xProtocol Rain wrote:

Taneo wrote:http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/File:E2_tofu.jpg

i am surprised.

...The fuck is this suppose to be now?

The best mini game ever that it took MGS3 to beat it with Snake vs Monkey.

How very interesting..

Why post if you're not interested and posting sarcasm?

I'm not being sarcastic.