The You Testament

[Tantalus]

Ever dreamt of beating up Jesus?

http://www.mdickie.com/downloads.htm

Bam.

A simply awful game, even if you're Atheist. The tech is prehistoric, the developer is an egotistical scumbag, it is possibly the greatest blasphemy ever committed. But, it's quite humourous to charge around Bethlehem as an 11 foot giant, throwing fireballs at Mary.

[James]

The director's cut is something terrible

This guy has been making games 10 years, but he doesn't realise he's never going to make it because he's a self righteous loser.

[Tantalus]

But, but severed limbs.