So, I experienced a crash today whilst playing Saints Row (thank you AGAIN, AMD) and suddenly saw that I was disconnected from Steam altogether.
Tried playing a game, came up with "unable to sync to Steam cloud". Tried restarting Steam and the PC to no avail. I then went on to the forums to report this and apparently I'm not a recognised user.
DID STEAM JUST DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT?! Or is it just down for maintenance and there have been no warnings about it?
Either way, goes to show that Steam is a truly awful platform.
If anyone could help clarify by trying to login, that would be appreciated.