GTA: San Andreas

[AlexDenton]

played it today

sucks

10 minutes and its endless boredom

its exactly the same gameplay as the previous 2

the graphics seriously SUCK SO MUCH

overated

people REFUSE to admit it sucks, cos they dont wanna admit they wasted £40 on it

[Marouku]

everyone has their own opinion of the game

some say it pwns, others say it sucks

now leave it at that

[Bob]

I got it today, and it seriously OWNS!

i was driving a tractor about in the city, it was hilarious

[Marouku]

I got it today, and it seriously OWNS!

i was driving a tractor about in the city, it was hilarious

lol the bike pwns ^_^

[Bob]

lol, robbing Madd Dogg's house owns

then i flew down the moutian on a mountain bike

was so fun

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speaking of mountain bikes, how about driving off a fucking mountain and not dieing ¬___________¬ and i see tractors driving around the streets all the time in RL

[DarkKnight]

played it today

sucks

10 minutes and its endless boredom

its exactly the same gameplay as the previous 2

the graphics seriously SUCK SO MUCH

overated

people REFUSE to admit it sucks, cos they dont wanna admit they wasted £40 on it

The graphics suck? Play DOOM, the graphics are perfect for the game, and so are GTA:SA's.
If you took long enough to explore and relise that graphics are just a means to a end, and that end is to show the story line.

Crap game play? The only fault you can put on the gameplay is the sometimes bad positioning of the camera, but it's a fault all 3rd person games have, The Get-a-way had it in bundles...

"It's exactly like the other GTA's!" ... I spose thats why it sold 670,00 copies in the UK alone in the first two days...

Wasted money? I spent my money on it and I have no regrets, it's everything I wanted in the next GTA. And that my poor short sighted squirrels, is exactly what a game company is spose to do, cater to the people.

People refuse to admit it's bad, because it is seriously good. If you started slagging off at it before you played it, then you have already tainted your vote and opinion,. So sit down, shut up, and eat your god damn mid flight meal!

"I want <someone> not a nigger" <- Get over your self.

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(Happy side!)

The storyline,
The bike,
The Harrier jet,
The freedom,
Taking over gang turf,
gambling,
street racing,
ammu-nation gun challenges,
side missions,
random attacks on the cops,
stealing goverment gear,
getting a pink mohawk,
having to train him up at the gym,
the music,
the cars,
the shops,
the nitro,
the country side,
the three cities,
the many clothes shops,
the tattoo shops,
the properties,
the gun/car/bike skillz,
the more-then-can-be-done-in-a-week-ness,
It is all great.

I love GTA:VC, but, imo it was a little short. GTA:SA is -huge- and throws some rather... 'interesting'... surprises at you
If you havn't played it, then hold your judgement and play it for a day.
There are people who think GTA:SA suck, and they are entitled to their opinion, but slagging off at a game because you don't like it is utterly short sighted, narrow minded, and shtoopid.

[Jeoh]

Stevie, you forgot 2 player mode as a pro.

And I have played it. I just hate the 'yo wazzup my nigga' feel it has. A terrible example of the commercialization of games.

[AlexDenton]

*yawn*

no i slagged it after sampling it for a few minutes

but thoroughly did so after i played it in full

i seriously cannot understand why the GTA series is so popular

its the same game over and over again
boring

u know what my frend sed?

"san andreas is the best game ever, shut up marco, half life and halo suck, all you do is randomly shoot people"

i simply looked at him, and watched as it took him about 10 seconds to realise what he said

[H1tman]

*yawn*

no i slagged it after sampling it for a few minutes

but thoroughly did so after i played it in full

i seriously cannot understand why the GTA series is so popular

its the same game over and over again
boring

u know what my frend sed?

"san andreas is the best game ever, shut up marco, half life and halo suck, all you do is randomly shoot people"

i simply looked at him, and watched as it took him about 10 seconds to realise what he said

OMFG, ROFFLMFARO

[Jeoh]

Don't make me send my mobsters to your house

[DarkKnight]

its the same game over and over again
boring

u know what my frend sed?

"san andreas is the best game ever, shut up marco, half life and halo suck, all you do is randomly shoot people"

i simply looked at him, and watched as it took him about 10 seconds to realise what he said

Boring is dependant on the person

And lmao at your mate

The only differance between them in that aspect is that one is 1st person, and the other is a 3rd person. Other then that they both let you kill randomly for no good reason and have elements of "kill or be killed".

[Jeoh]

I still want a GTA set in the future... like... GTA: Tatooine

[DarkKnight]

I still want a GTA set in the future... like... GTA: Tatooine

GTA: Blade Runner!

[James]

GTA vs Predator.

Lmfao, I would sooooooo buy that.

[Jeoh]

Grand Theft Alien vs Predator

[DarkKnight]

GTA vs Predator.

Lmfao, I would sooooooo buy that.

Same

Even if just for comic relief!

[Marouku]

nah

Grand Theft Alien: Predator Homeland

[AlexDenton]

I still want a GTA set in the future... like... GTA: Tatooine

GTA: Blade Runner!

owned by blade runner

[Bob]

btw, thanks stevie for showing that the game really OWNS!!

[AlexDenton]

u missed the point bob

we jsut concluded that its up to taste

some like some dont

therefore the game only

owns

in some peoples eyes

[Bob]

including mine,

the talking owns

'Mother Fucker' follows just about every sentance

[Marouku]

including mine,

the talking owns

'Mother Fucker' follows just about every sentance

In San Andreas?

"Mother fucker get the fuck out! Who the fuck are you? Fuck off! Kill these mother fuckers!"

^ In the immortal words of teh crack dealer.

[Jeoh]

every game now has swearing, and so much so its not fuckin funny 'omfg that motherfucker shot me in the fucking leg! fuck! time to fuckin get this motherfucker! you fucking motherfucker dicksucking bastard! die u motherfucker! motherfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfucker!'

they do have a selling point with the chavs as these days its 'cool to be black', good job masterchief,gordon freeman,guy out of fable are ethnic killing machines!

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^me also

[Marouku]

every game now has swearing, and so much so its not fuckin funny 'omfg that motherfucker shot me in the fucking leg! fuck! time to fuckin get this motherfucker! you fucking motherfucker dicksucking bastard! die u motherfucker! motherfuckerfuckerfuckerfuckerfucker!'

they do have a selling point with the chavs as these days its 'cool to be black', good job masterchief,gordon freeman,guy out of fable are ethnic killing machines!

Yeah..the swearing in SA gets a bit annoying after a while... "Ah suck my dick nigga! Fuck you!"

[AlexDenton]

max payne two has the best swear moment ever

Russian Guy: "What is here name?"
Max: "her? she's Mona..."
Russian Guy: *thinks for a second* "I would fuck her"

[Bob]

max payne two has the best swear moment ever

Russian Guy: "What is here name?"
Max: "her? she's Mona..."
Russian Guy: *thinks for a second* "I would fuck her"

Vlad OWNS!!

his charachter in the 2nd max payne also owns, the sheer irony of it. I LOVE IT!

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the best swearing thing ive heard is from spawn lol, where hes killing these people who have this unholy bible thing and are killing everyone and spawn kills his friend, and he turns around and he says 'HEY HEY HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!'

[DarkKnight]

We are the MTV generation, they need to up the anty to 'shock' us