Deus Ex Alpha

Parody of you had a bad game comes you had a bad game.

Here's the progress so far:

You had a bad game
Got grenade tagged
Boomshot blew you up
Got some goddamn lag

Torque bow up your ass
Chainsaw glitch
Now the connection
Is on the frits

Got no one to help
Soon you’ll find
As your teeth begin to grind

You had a bad game, had a bad game!

Add to it and comment on it.

Why doesn't this mention the white house?

Well you must add to it. I know I'm a creative genius but you're.Jay the sheep trafficker.

I will fucking destroy you.

You just said that in another thread, Mr. Original

The threat still applies.

But still not as effective you thilly goose.

±MC Chedda'± wrote:You had a bad game (5)
Got grenade tagged (4)
Boomshot blew you up (5)
Got some goddamn lag (5)

Torque bow up your ass (5)
Chainsaw glitch (3, or 4 depending on if you hold a syllable)
Now the connection (5)
Is on the frits (4)

Got no one to help (5)
Soon you’ll find (4)
As your teeth begin to grind (7)

You had a bad game, had a bad game! (9)

The syllable pattern is somewhat inconsistant.

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Now the connection (5)
Is on the frits (4)

could become:

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Now the connection's (5)
On the fucking fritz! (5)

(You should sing it to the tune of "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.". Sounds weird, but seems to fit.)

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as your teeth begin to grind (7)

could become:

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That as your messed up (5)
Teeth begin to grind (5)

Finally:

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Chainsaw glitch (3, or 4 depending on if you hold a syllable)

Could be:

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Cha-ainsaw glitch (4)

I'm no master poet, but IMO that'd make it sound better.

Or it could be, "FUCKINGAMERICANSIWILLTHROATFUCKYOUFATCUNTS"?

C:Enter:£££ wrote:Or it could be, "FUCKINGAMERICANSIWILLTHROATFUCKYOUFATCUNTS"?

That works too.

C:Enter:£££ wrote:Or it could be, "FUCKINGAMERICANSIWILLTHROATFUCKYOUFATCUNTS"?

That shall be my next porject

Whatever works for you.

Anyone heard that song Megadeth have done? Gears of War its called, supposed to be a soundtrack to it I think. Anyway, its shit.

Psykorgasm wrote:Anyone heard that song Megadeth have done? Gears of War its called, supposed to be a soundtrack to it I think. Anyway, its shit.

Die Motherfuck Die would be a sweet soundtrack or maybe Nickelback-Flat on the Floor, but it's really what one thinks suits the mood.

LOL, Dope are so shit.

I'm not into that genre so I'm sort of handicapped when it comes to that certain type of metal. What would suit Gears of War then?

Power Death Metal.
LMAO.

Inferno wrote:I will fucking destroy you.

Get back or I will slay you where you fucking stand.

Ace film.

Inferno wrote:Power Death Metal.
LMAO.

LMAO! What the fuck are you on Jay? hahaha

Its a imaginary genre which will exist one day.

Probably will with all the made up genre shite flying around these days.

Extreme Doom Grunge Grind
LOL.

Nirvabar Death

Inferno wrote:Power Death Metal.
LMAO.

Uber Power Cereal Bar Metal.