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Postby James » Thu May 31, 07 10:30 pm

Gary needs to be the rival in the next two Pokémon games.

I don't care if he's 30 by time they take place, it must happen. And he needs to be an even bigger asshole, too. Everytime his theme starts playing the player should recoil in fear because they know that his level 100 Blastoise is about to rape you.

At the end of a cave? Your Pokémon all poisoned with no HP left. Gary appears.

Leaving Team Whatever's HG on the way to the Pokémon center? Gary appears.

Gary should appear in the middle of the credits. Gary should appear while you're healing your Pokémon. Gary should challenge you before you even get your damn Pokémon.

The last sound you hear before you die?

His theme.


Godbless you Gary, a real Pokemon master.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Thu May 31, 07 10:38 pm

I'm crying with laughter at that post. Honest to God.
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Re: Gary from Pokemon

Postby Allan » Thu May 31, 07 10:53 pm

Inferno wrote:Gary needs to be the rival in the next two Pokémon games.

I don't care if he's 30 by time they take place, it must happen. And he needs to be an even bigger asshole, too. Everytime his theme starts playing the player should recoil in fear because they know that his level 100 Blastoise is about to Suprise Sex you.

At the end of a cave? Your Pokémon all poisoned with no HP left. Gary appears.

Leaving Team Whatever's HG on the way to the Pokémon center? Gary appears.

Gary should appear in the middle of the credits. Gary should appear while you're healing your Pokémon. Gary should challenge you before you even get your damn Pokémon.

The last sound you hear before you die?

His theme.


Godbless you Gary, a real Pokemon master.
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Postby James » Thu May 31, 07 10:54 pm

You wouldn't even need to press start for Gary to serve you, Hell you could just turn on your gameboy without the cartridge and the theme still plays.
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Postby Allan » Thu May 31, 07 10:57 pm

GARY VIRAZ.

What was his theme again: It's been too long since I played it.
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Postby Siva » Thu May 31, 07 11:57 pm

Gary scared me as a younger child.

I vote no.
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Postby Allan » Fri Jun 01, 07 12:09 am

BTW: If Gary challenged you with no pokemon in your party in Gold/Silver onwards, your battle pokemon would be a ball with a ? on it. Only attack being struggle.
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Postby Siva » Fri Jun 01, 07 12:21 am

Allan wrote:BTW: If Gary challenged you with no pokemon in your party in Gold/Silver onwards, your battle pokemon would be a ball with a ? on it. Only attack being struggle.


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Postby Mr. Tastix » Fri Jun 01, 07 5:21 am

Gary sucked my dick last night. Own that bitch.
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Postby Allan » Fri Jun 01, 07 10:24 am

~Psychotic~ wrote:Gary sucked my dick last night. Own that bitch.
He sucks mine every night. Whilst his Umbreon/Flareon/Vaporeon/Jolteon/whatever gives him anal.
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Postby James » Fri Jun 01, 07 10:31 am

You couldn't fail even more at funny, can you?

Also Gary's theme = Speed metal... in 8bit bleeps.
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Postby Allan » Fri Jun 01, 07 10:32 am

. . .probably not.
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Postby Siva » Fri Jun 01, 07 11:22 am

Allan wrote:
~Psychotic~ wrote:Gary sucked my dick last night. Own that bitch.
He sucks mine every night. Whilst his Umbreon/Flareon/Vaporeon/Jolteon/whatever gives him anal.


Who are you and what have you done with Allan?
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Postby Allan » Fri Jun 01, 07 11:24 am

XII//:Protocol wrote:
Allan wrote:
~Psychotic~ wrote:Gary sucked my dick last night. Own that bitch.
He sucks mine every night. Whilst his Umbreon/Flareon/Vaporeon/Jolteon/whatever gives him anal.


Who are you and what have you done with Allan?
He asked me to own that. So I did. Or at least tried to :P
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Postby Chococat » Fri Jun 01, 07 1:43 pm

Happy Manaphy Day btw!! Go to Game with a finished Pokemon Ranger and get a free code to get a Pokemon on Diamond/Pearl and chocolate Pokeball. We got like 50 codes to give away, not that anyone is going to come and claim the free codes..

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Postby James » Fri Jun 01, 07 1:50 pm

... ROFL.
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Postby Allan » Fri Jun 01, 07 4:48 pm

I'd have a free code. Except I've never heard of Pokemon Ranger...
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Postby Siva » Fri Jun 01, 07 6:14 pm

Allan wrote:I'd have a free code. Except I've never heard of Pokemon Ranger...
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Postby Chococat » Sat Jun 02, 07 4:20 pm

Inferno wrote:... ROFL.


Its actually been really popular, loadsa people came in with the info thingy sent in the post all like "OMG MANAPHY CODE!" and got their free chocolate. My dep manager ate tons of them, we have like 150 Manaphy boxes with chocolate in :?
You can only get it though if you've completed Pokemon Ranger, and then you put the code in, get an egg, and then send it to Diamond/Pearl. It only works once though, otherwise you have wipe the data and start Pokemon Ranger again from the beginning to put the code in again and get another egg.
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Postby Mr. Tastix » Tue Jun 05, 07 4:49 am

Apparently Pokemon Ranger sucks anyway. Anyone got any reviews/screenies lol. And Pokemon Yellow owns all of you.
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Postby Legion » Tue Jun 05, 07 6:24 am

wow to make this topic must require at least 20 pounds of marijuana.
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Postby Siva » Tue Jun 05, 07 9:56 am

~Psychotic~ wrote:Apparently Pokemon Ranger sucks anyway. Anyone got any reviews/screenies lol. And Pokemon Yellow owns all of you.


I'm cool because I got Pokemon Green.
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Postby James » Tue Jun 05, 07 10:32 am

GothicAngel wrote:wow to make this topic must require at least 20 pounds of marijuana.


No. It requires a bored day in, Mudkips and SEAKING FUCK YEAH!
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Postby Magus » Tue Jun 05, 07 11:38 am

LOL GREEN.

That was the US version of Blue, IIRC.

And Jay, where's that ugly yellow thing everyone seems to love?
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Postby Allan » Tue Jun 05, 07 11:50 am

Ghost Tower. With a headstone above it.
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Postby James » Tue Jun 05, 07 12:07 pm

Magus wrote:LOL GREEN.

That was the US version of Blue, IIRC.

And Jay, where's that ugly yellow thing everyone seems to love?


You're correct, green is the original blue.

No one likes that yellow rat faggot, its all about Mudkip and FUCK YEAH SEAKING!
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Postby Allan » Tue Jun 05, 07 12:20 pm

I say tie Pikachu down on a restraint bed and use a Thunderstone on it! :twisted:
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Tue Jun 05, 07 1:40 pm

FUCK YEAH SEAPOKE!
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Postby Allan » Tue Jun 05, 07 1:53 pm

NEEDS MOAR SEAKIP.
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Postby Siva » Tue Jun 05, 07 8:20 pm

Inferno wrote:
Magus wrote:LOL GREEN.

That was the US version of Blue, IIRC.

And Jay, where's that ugly yellow thing everyone seems to love?


You're correct, green is the original blue.

No one likes that yellow rat faggot, its all about Mudkip and FUCK YEAH SEAKING!


Japanese Version of Blue.

I just wanted it because I was about 7 and saw it on my first time on eBay.
(And I CLOCKED IT. HOORAY)

NEEDS MOAR SEAKIP.


What the FUCK IS A SEAKIP
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