I am a spokesman for the legendary The A Team.
We were called to duty, we came, we saw, we had a wank, we came again and then we conquered. You can all rest assured that your beloved heroes were here to save the motherfucking day once again.
Wherever there are problems, wherever there is strife, chances are we started it, but know this, we will always be there, hiding in the shadows, waiting to solve the problems faggots from Slovenia and 40 year old men make.
It is for this reason, the day once again being motherfucking saved, that The A Team return to the shadows, return to the darkness, waiting for the inevitable time that one of us needs a wank and the time that the day need once more be saved.
We love you, our children. We are always here for you.
WE'RE FUCKING AWESOME.