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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Sat Nov 10, 07 10:10 pm

I thought the SH film was brilliant. At least it had something to do with the story, unlike 99% of the other game to movies.
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Postby Zantinzuken » Sat Nov 10, 07 11:16 pm

Hitman doesn't seem to be sticking with the game either by the looks of things. Unless he brutally murders the prostitute if/when she gets in the way?

That'd actually be awesome. Everyone would think they've sussed the film, then it actually follows the game roots and 47 kills half the cast without any care. LOL
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Postby Conceited » Mon Nov 26, 07 2:38 am

Max Payne is more like a film than a game anyway
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Postby clyzm » Mon Sep 01, 08 2:37 am

[youtube=FNbzbWrXWiY]Trailer[/youtube]

Hope to dear god those Valkyries are thematic and not physical, otherwise Constantine 2 with guns.
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Postby James » Mon Sep 01, 08 8:56 am

Its PG12 apparently, so that means it'll probs be Constantine 2.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Mon Sep 01, 08 2:55 pm

Psykorgasm wrote:Well the choice of actor is the first good step, he was awesome in Shooter.


LOL! :lol:
Shooter is a bad Bourne Identity copy with a shit actor imo :D
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Postby Zantinzuken » Mon Sep 01, 08 5:23 pm

I actually quite liked Shooter, predictable plot but some good scenes in it - I'd compare it to Rambo more so than Bourne though.

Having seen the trailers, I'm still a little undecided on this. I read an interview in Empire last month regarding the plot and whatnot, it's not going to be gory and it's not going to be foul mouthed...
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Postby Tonnochi » Mon Sep 01, 08 5:59 pm

Second trailer. Almost exactly like the first.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGWCLhBUxjY[/youtube]
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Mon Sep 01, 08 7:11 pm

ffs it couldve been such an awesome film, the game had an AMAZING story and a brilliant script. Why would they do this to it?
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Postby Psycho » Mon Sep 01, 08 8:52 pm

Shooter's actor is awesome, and better than the Bourne films IMO.
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Postby MrBlackDX » Mon Sep 01, 08 8:53 pm

Yeah hopefully the valkyries and hell bits are all metaphorical for certain character mindsets, like V induced (similar to the v induced nightmare of mp 1) or maybe max slowly losing it from the pressure etc

As long as the plot remains reasonably loyal to the games with no actual valkyries or anything constantine like then its all good

Although it kindof looks like a splice between 1 and 2, especially with the mona interaction

And Max is only allowed one excuse to get shot in the head, twice in one game and lived is a bit OTT
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Postby clyzm » Tue Sep 02, 08 4:40 am

Also, Mona is Jackie from That 70s Show.

I CANNOT GET THAT OUT OF MY MIND
NO MATTER HOW SERIOUS SHE GETS
NO MATTER IF SHE KILLS 30 GUYS WITH AN MP5-K,
SHE'LL STILL BE THE CHICK WHO GOT BONED BY KELSO
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Tue Sep 02, 08 5:10 pm

She's also Meg from family guy.
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Postby clyzm » Tue Sep 02, 08 9:58 pm

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:She's also Meg from family guy.


Not the old Family Guy.
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Thu Sep 04, 08 5:04 pm

cataclyzm wrote:
[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:She's also Meg from family guy.


Not the old Family Guy.


The good family guy.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Thu Sep 04, 08 7:04 pm

LOL Shooter didn't win a single award :lol: unlike any of the bourne movies lol (bourne 3 won 3 oscars haha
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Postby clyzm » Thu Sep 04, 08 9:44 pm

[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:
cataclyzm wrote:
[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:She's also Meg from family guy.


Not the old Family Guy.


The good family guy.


>family guy
>good

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How droll!
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Postby clyzm » Fri Sep 05, 08 3:41 am

On an unrelated note,

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Who the hell is that.
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Postby ~SaSQuAtCH~ » Fri Sep 05, 08 11:27 am

is that a male or female?
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Postby Spiderbot01 » Sat Sep 06, 08 1:07 pm

cataclyzm wrote:
[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:
cataclyzm wrote:
[A]ENKIDUDU wrote:She's also Meg from family guy.


Not the old Family Guy.


The good family guy.


>family guy
>good

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How droll!


>Average american
>Understanding comedy?

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How droll!
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Postby clyzm » Sat Sep 06, 08 1:08 pm

Hey man.

We got Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

CHRIS ROCK
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Postby Bob » Tue Oct 07, 08 9:25 pm

Anybody else ever get the urge to slice out Mark Wahlenberg's ureathera?
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Postby Psykorgasm » Wed Oct 08, 08 6:55 pm

DeathMaster wrote:
Psykorgasm wrote:Well the choice of actor is the first good step, he was awesome in Shooter.


LOL! :lol:
Shooter is a bad Bourne Identity copy with a shit actor imo :D


Oh well. Shit happens. I liked it.
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Postby Snakey » Thu Oct 09, 08 11:32 pm

They should have the blood trail scene in the movie.
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Postby clyzm » Fri Oct 10, 08 2:44 am

Snakey wrote:They should have the blood trail scene in the movie.


It'd be a horror movie then :(
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Postby Tonnochi » Sat Oct 18, 08 3:59 am

I saw it. It was good. A lot was changed, but it was an excellent movie. What they changed in the story they made up for in references.
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Postby MrBlackDX » Sat Oct 18, 08 2:49 pm

its out!?!
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Postby Tantalus » Sat Oct 18, 08 3:26 pm

Yeah, been getting bad press so far.
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Postby Bob » Sat Oct 18, 08 4:40 pm

No wonder.

Mark Wahlenberg is a cunt.
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Postby MrBlackDX » Sat Oct 18, 08 8:33 pm

Bob wrote:No wonder.

Mark Wahlenberg is a cunt.


he was good in the departed...
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