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R.I.P. Oprah Winfrey?

Posted:
Sat Sep 20, 08 11:14 pm
by Tantalus
Many report that Oprah has been found dead in her house in Chicago, sprawled across the bed with a bullet wound in her stomach. FBI will allegedly administer a report later today.
This may be a **** Roll so be weary.
Until then: Rest In Peace Mother to Millions.

Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 08 1:12 am
by Mr. Tastix
I wonder if this is true? If this is fake then that is some real fucked up joke. And to be honest, I think it's a fucking sick joke because I can't seem to find any reports on any news site (not even FOX News, if you can believe that).
But as you said, until we've got confirmation: R.I.P. Oprah Winfrey.

Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 08 3:19 am
by Tonnochi
...what?
This sounds like bs.

Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 08 3:43 am
by ~Destruction~
This is fake, delete this.

Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 08 4:52 am
by Mr. Tastix
FUCKING INTERNET. Deleted my post, lol. Anyways, it is clearly a rumour. Spread by BBC News in fact (or some dick over there thought it wise to do some copypasta off the fucking INTERNET).
I can't believe people believed this shit though. I can't believe BBC News is so sick to spread death rumours around the globe via their website. That's just fucken disgusting, the sheer stupidity of it however (which I didn't find out until a few minutes ago) is that apparently it was Dr. Phil who killed it.
Now that to me is not only stupid but extremely ironic, and I can't help but lol at that because it's just so fucken absurd.

Posted:
Sun Sep 21, 08 8:45 am
by Mr. Tastix
Meh, the thing some people go to to make fakes look real.
http://celebrity-luxury.blogspot.com/20 ... -hoax.html

Posted:
Wed Sep 24, 08 1:12 pm
by Psykorgasm
Maybe Tom Cruise did it.

Posted:
Wed Sep 24, 08 4:06 pm
by Tantalus
No, Tom Cruise just sucked her soul out through her fingertips; he didn't kill her.

Posted:
Wed Sep 24, 08 8:28 pm
by ~SaSQuAtCH~
I'M IN LOVE!!! WHERE'S KATIE HOLMES?!