Cookie Monster on a leash

[MrBlackDX]

Am I the only person who thinks some parody master (Weird Al for example) should do Freak on a Leash from the perspective of the Cookie Monster

Imagine the magnificence

"MMM COOKIE, NAM NA NAM NA NA NA NAM"

[Tantalus]

I was thinking more of a sexist "The Corrs" parody.

"Come on, come on.
Just make me breakfast!"

Or



"I...am...Michelin Man!"