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FUCK YOU MODERN LITERATURE

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 09 9:36 pm
by Spiderbot01
FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 1:28 am
by Mr. Tastix
I have admittedly, never read that book. But I've heard it's a good read.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 7:27 am
by clyzm
Shitty book

Try some Star Maker

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 2:38 pm
by Spiderbot01
portable mp3 player wrote:Shitty book

Try some Star Maker


You're a shitty book.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 6:17 pm
by Tantalus
It's ALL about Mog the Cat.

Re: FUCK YOU MODERN LITERATURE

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 7:45 pm
by Hanover Fist
Spiderbot01 wrote:FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related


So Lord of the Rings is modern literature now? You must not read much. I'd call you a numbnut but then I'd be banned before I could see your retort. So I'll go far enough to say you can still feel your nuts, but why would you call a book written right around the second World War as modern literature?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 8:31 pm
by Tantalus
It's not modern as in the last decade or so. It's still within a lifetime, therefore still contemporary. Why is it called "modern classical", when it's from roughly 1900-2000?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 09 10:06 pm
by Hanover Fist
Because you touch yourself at night.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 09 1:29 pm
by Aidan
FRO_BELOW wrote:Because you touch yourself at night.


Or a real answer :P

Lord of the rings was written long ago. The stories were actually bedtime stories for Tolken's Son, when he decided to write a book (which later turned into books) about them.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 09 5:59 pm
by Hanover Fist
Tolken fought in the first World War and wrote the book about the second World War.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 09 6:57 pm
by ~SaSQuAtCH~
Where the wild things are


The first time I saw the trailer I was quite annoyed...

That ridiculous clothing the kid has, and the fact that the heads of those monkeys are CGI while the rest of their body is dress makes me want to eat a lamp.
What I hate the most about this movie is that actually it might be good.

Another movie of which trailer and poster pissed me off big time on first sight;

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Give me a f.kin break..

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 09 7:31 pm
by Hanover Fist
That's the exact way the kid dresses in the book. You're a smart one.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 09 1:33 pm
by Aidan
That movie freaks me out. I have absolutely no desire to view it. :?

Re: FUCK YOU MODERN LITERATURE

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 09 12:46 am
by Spiderbot01
FRO_BELOW wrote:
Spiderbot01 wrote:FUCK YOU LORD OF THE RINGS, FUCK YOU HARRY POTTER, THIS HERES A REAL BOOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYp-uW6r ... re=related


So Lord of the Rings is modern literature now? You must not read much. I'd call you a numbnut but then I'd be banned before I could see your retort. So I'll go far enough to say you can still feel your nuts, but why would you call a book written right around the second World War as modern literature?


In this thread, complete goons don't realise the lack of seriousness in a topic when a young childrens book is compared to lord of the rings.


lern 2 not take things in caps seriously.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 09 6:00 am
by Hanover Fist
Dude, you're such an idiot I'd think if you said Metallica's first album wasn't Kill Em All as a joke, I'd think you were serious. That's how much of a raging jackass I think you are.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 09 7:08 am
by James
Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 09 2:12 pm
by Aidan
James wrote:especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.


I lol'd. I didn't even notice he still had that.

Dude, you're such an idiot I'd think if you said Metallica's first album wasn't Kill Em All as a joke, I'd think you were serious. That's how much of a raging jackass I think you are.


Be nice, and people will be nice back :smt054

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 09 8:38 pm
by Hanover Fist
James wrote:Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.


Your shitass forum won't let me upload anything else. And this "trolling" fad bullshit is just that, bullshit. I'm not "trolling", if you're an idiot, which you are, I'll tell you so, which I just did.

Idiot.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 09 9:17 pm
by James
Who are you again?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 09 11:56 pm
by -TheSpecialist-
It's good and all that we can express our beliefs freely; I'm assuming Reclaimer is just stating what he believes to be true.

But I think this thread has run its course.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 09 9:33 am
by Hanover Fist
James wrote:Who are you again?


Coming from you that's hilarious.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 09 9:53 am
by Mr. Tastix
FRO_BELOW wrote:
James wrote:Are you implying that he implied Kill Em All was a children's album? Shut up Reclaimer you're shit at the trolling game especially when you still have a Halo Avatar.


Your shitass forum won't let me upload anything else. And this "trolling" fad bullshit is just that, bullshit. I'm not "trolling", if you're an idiot, which you are, I'll tell you so, which I just did.

Idiot.


I dislike being called a troll myself (which I have been accused of being on a few forums) but honestly, when you're being a douche (like I was on said forums) then don't expect people to take it lightly.

Please however, continue being a prick, your posts and the arguments you make between others amuse me.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 09 10:13 am
by Hanover Fist
You're barely literate.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 09 10:30 am
by James
FRO_BELOW wrote:
James wrote:Who are you again?


Coming from you that's hilarious.


Who

PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 09 9:13 pm
by Hanover Fist
Exactly.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 09 9:27 pm
by James
Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 09 8:19 am
by Hanover Fist
James wrote:Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.


Prepubescent gimps who believe they have notoriety from an obscure forum for a game they barely played, that's rich.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 09 8:27 am
by James
To be 6 months older than someone you must have the authority to use non-sensical rags on the youth, Ms. Stephenie Myers!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 09 9:05 am
by Mr. Tastix
FRO_BELOW wrote:
James wrote:Glad you're set in place again.

Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to this movie.


Prepubescent gimps who believe they have notoriety from an obscure forum for a game they barely played, that's rich.


Yes, that is rich. Coming from you.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 09 2:20 pm
by Aidan
FRO_BELOW wrote:You're barely literate.


hmmmmmmm? Well then..