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[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:Now let's be fair about this, it would be better if we didn't use imdb or google etc, but if you must, you must.
The first one to get all three right, gets a shiny penny.
'Thank YOU Chuck Norris!'
'We're on a mission from God'
'I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed'
[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'Thank YOU Chuck Norris!'
[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'We're on a mission from God'
Sounds like somthing philisophical but i dont have a clue[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed'
Bob wrote:Would have only have got the Blue's Brothers quote. Big BB fan me.
My turn:
1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.
2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer.
4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.
6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?
7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving.
8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!
10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.
11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Bob wrote:Would have only have got the Blue's Brothers quote. Big BB fan me.
My turn:
1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.
Me watching Sky One a week ago
2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Me + Too many tuna sandwiches at lunch
3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer.
Me talking to my mum when she served dinner with a ratio of Peas to chips & 20:8
4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Me checking the general IQ of the population........... Again.
5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.
My friend + me & A chicken farm + A Ford Escort.
6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?
Me trying to crash the brains of the people that actually follow religion
7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving.
This is invalid for I would never say the werd "tit" to mein mothers face. For I have respect.
8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Me talking to the only other smart person in my class.
9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!
Me talking to someone in gamesmajor when I had teh kewlest hideout ev0r.
10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.
Me thinking on my feet when I had to give a verbal essay in english class.
11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Me telling my various fans that I probably won't be where I said I would be.
Bob wrote:1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child. - Green Mile
2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - American Physco
3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer. - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Full Metal Jacket
5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood. - Pulp Fiction
6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? - Clockwork Orange
7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. - Van Wilder
8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch
9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?! - Team America: World Police
10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. - Wayne's World
11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! - The Truman Show
Bob wrote:Bob wrote:1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child. - Green Mile
2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - American Physco
3 - If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer. - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Full Metal Jacket
5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood. - Pulp Fiction
6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? - Clockwork Orange
7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. - Van Wilder
8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch
9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?! - Team America: World Police
10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. - Wayne's World
11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! - The Truman Show
[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:1. With great power, comes great responsibility.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
2. I will be the alpha of your omega.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..
3. I will return to you at the turn of the tide.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..
4. Youâ??re not a eunuch are you?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
5. Hey lord of the flameâ?Š your tails on fire.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
6. Iâ??ll be back.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
7. Ohana means family.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..
8. Fluffy?!? That thing has a name?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
9. And if I donâ??t see you good afternoon,
good evening and goodnight.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
10. Look! Itâ??s capital Barbie!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
11. Welcome back, Mr. Anderson.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
12. As far as Iâ??m concerned progress peaked
at frozen pizza.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
13. Thereâ??s a monster outside my room can
I have a glass of water?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
14. I didnâ??t cheat. I studied for two weeks,
and I passed.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
15. You know what Wilson? My dentists name is Mr. Spalding.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
16. Iâ??m giving serious thoughtâ?Š into eating your wife.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
17. That was longer than a heartbeat.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
18. Living is as good as it gets.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..
19. Thatâ??s not a duck itâ??s a pelican!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
20. Iâ??m obnoxious!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
21. Can we find the pregnant lady nowâ?Š please?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
22. Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear heâ??s quite good at charming other menâ??s wives.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
23. Jenna if your going to start lying about your age Iâ??d start with 27.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
24. Your as fake as a psychic with caller I.D.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
Worth 5 points!!
25. Most castles are built to keep people
out this ones built to keep people in.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š
Good luck