Deus Ex Alpha

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 06 10:21 pm**

Now let's be fair about this, it would be better if we didn't use imdb or google etc, but if you must, you must.

The first one to get all three right, gets a shiny penny.

'Thank YOU Chuck Norris!'

'We're on a mission from God'

'I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed'

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 06 10:24 pm**

[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:Now let's be fair about this, it would be better if we didn't use imdb or google etc, but if you must, you must.

The first one to get all three right, gets a shiny penny.

'Thank YOU Chuck Norris!'

'We're on a mission from God'

'I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed'

First one - Dodgeball.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 06 10:52 pm**

Two more to go...

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 06 11:18 pm**

[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'Thank YOU Chuck Norris!'

I wouldnt have got this one, but its dodgeball aperently :lol:

I love that film

[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'We're on a mission from God'

Blues Brothers, no doubt about it.

[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:'I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed'

Sounds like somthing philisophical but i dont have a clue

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 12:40 am**

last samurai

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 12:57 am**

Would have only have got the Blue's Brothers quote. Big BB fan me.

My turn:

1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer.

4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.

6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving.

8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!

10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 1:04 am**

BB 2000 ruined it for me.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 4:38 am**

Clyzm's turn.

"Shit, I'd chase him down like Spencer for Fucking Hire, I take off his own testicles and feed it to him, and I don't care if his family's there, little kids, insurance agents, the cops, bill collectors WHATEVER! I'll leave his whole BLOCK full of hot brass, because I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"

"The mere absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!"

"What the hell's a sunflower anyway?"

"I wish I had multiple orgasms. That way I can get drunk and have sex at the same time."

"Baby baby baby ... baby. Whatcha doin baby? I luurve you baby.. baby ... shit I'm so fscking high."

"What the FSCK y'all looking at?"

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 9:49 am**

Bob wrote:Would have only have got the Blue's Brothers quote. Big BB fan me.

My turn:

1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer.

4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.

6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving.

8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!

10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

9 is Team America

4th one sounds very familiar, but I can't remember where I heard it.

11th one is that film with Jim Carrey (I can't remember the whole name), The _Insert name here_ show where that guy is on a show and doesn't realise it.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 12:52 pm**

^Truman show

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 5:17 pm**

9 & 11 are correct.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 6:04 pm**

They too are the only ones I know. BB is awesome. BB2000 sucked because Jake Belushi didnt write it, unlike BB. Hes a fscking comic genius...

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 7:19 pm**

Bob wrote:Would have only have got the Blue's Brothers quote. Big BB fan me.

My turn:

1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child.

Me watching Sky One a week ago

2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Me + Too many tuna sandwiches at lunch

3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer.

Me talking to my mum when she served dinner with a ratio of Peas to chips & 20:8

4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Me checking the general IQ of the population........... Again.

5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.

My friend + me & A chicken farm + A Ford Escort.

6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?

Me trying to crash the brains of the people that actually follow religion

7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving.

This is invalid for I would never say the werd "tit" to mein mothers face. For I have respect.

8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Me talking to the only other smart person in my class.

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!

Me talking to someone in gamesmajor when I had teh kewlest hideout ev0r.

10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.

Me thinking on my feet when I had to give a verbal essay in english class.

11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Me telling my various fans that I probably won't be where I said I would be.

That wraps up that.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 7:34 pm**

4th is full metal jacket XD

"Is that you John Waaaaaaaaayne?"

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 8:30 pm**

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?!

TEAM AMERICA, TEAM AMERICA. What a film, thats the only quote it got

How sad of me. But still f*ing good movie.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 06 10:24 pm**

Is #1 Enemy at the Gates? Where that German general guy hangs that kid?

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 3:05 am**

Yes at 4.

No at 1.

Give up?

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 3:33 am**

#3 Ace Ventura : Pet Detective

#5 Pulp fiction - if it hasn't already been said.

HAMMER! SMASHED! FAAAAAAAACE! \m/

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 4:58 pm**

@ bob: 1: the green mile?

EDIT: i can remeber 2 from somewhere, DOnt watch these kinda films often.. *racks head for wird film* American Phsycho?

If not, Well you know, I only got these 2 and team america.

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 5:34 pm**

1 is from Serenity, or I think its called Firefly in the US or something...

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 5:36 pm**

Well I think Im right. so :p

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 7:24 pm**

Bob wrote:1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child. - Green Mile

2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - American Physco

3 - If I'm not back in five minutesâ?Š just wait longer. - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Full Metal Jacket

5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood. - Pulp Fiction

6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? - Clockwork Orange

7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. - Van Wilder

8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?! - Team America: World Police

10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. - Wayne's World

11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! - The Truman Show

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 7:31 pm**

Pulp fiction is the shit. Fucking awesome film.

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 7:36 pm**

So is Clockwork Orange. Fuck it, all my film quotes are awesome.

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 8:42 pm**

Bob wrote:
Bob wrote:1 - I just can't see God putting a gift like that in the hands of a man who would kill a child. - Green Mile

2 - I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? - American Physco

3 - If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer. - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

4 - Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Full Metal Jacket

5 - We gotta get this car off the road! You know, cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood. - Pulp Fiction

6 - Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses to be bad perhaps in some way better than a man who has the good imposed upon him? - Clockwork Orange

7 - Tit! Oh mummy. Most Indians would say cow because they are sacred, but, I hear milk and I think big giant jugs. I can not go back home a virgin. I came here to this country to study the great American art of muff diving. - Van Wilder

8 - You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch

9 - And if you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff 'em up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls! Got it?! - Team America: World Police

10 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. - Wayne's World

11 - In case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! - The Truman Show

I got 1, 2 and 9.

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 06 9:38 pm**

<3 Snatch

Posted: **Sun Mar 12, 06 2:20 am**

I got 3,4,5 w00tage.

Posted: **Sun Mar 12, 06 7:15 pm**

1. With great power, comes great responsibility.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

2. I will be the alpha of your omega.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

3. I will return to you at the turn of the tide.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

4. Youâ??re not a eunuch are you?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

5. Hey lord of the flameâ?Š your tails on fire.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

6. Iâ??ll be back.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

7. Ohana means family.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

8. Fluffy?!? That thing has a name?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

9. And if I donâ??t see you good afternoon,
good evening and goodnight.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

10. Look! Itâ??s capital Barbie!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

11. Welcome back, Mr. Anderson.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

12. As far as Iâ??m concerned progress peaked
at frozen pizza.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

13. Thereâ??s a monster outside my room can
I have a glass of water?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

14. I didnâ??t cheat. I studied for two weeks,
and I passed.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
15. You know what Wilson? My dentists name is Mr. Spalding.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

16. Iâ??m giving serious thoughtâ?Š into eating your wife.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

17. That was longer than a heartbeat.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

18. Living is as good as it gets.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

19. Thatâ??s not a duck itâ??s a pelican!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

20. Iâ??m obnoxious!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

21. Can we find the pregnant lady nowâ?Š please?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

22. Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear heâ??s quite good at charming other menâ??s wives.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

23. Jenna if your going to start lying about your age Iâ??d start with 27.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

24. Your as fake as a psychic with caller I.D.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

Worth 5 points!!

25. Most castles are built to keep people
out this ones built to keep people in.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

Good luck

Posted: **Sun Mar 12, 06 7:49 pm**

Those (no offence) Are either very easy auotes, Or in multiple films.

(apart from 25

)

Posted: **Sun Mar 12, 06 8:17 pm**

[Z]_Spiderbot01_[Z] wrote:1. With great power, comes great responsibility.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

2. I will be the alpha of your omega.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

3. I will return to you at the turn of the tide.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

4. Youâ??re not a eunuch are you?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

5. Hey lord of the flameâ?Š your tails on fire.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

6. Iâ??ll be back.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

7. Ohana means family.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

8. Fluffy?!? That thing has a name?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

9. And if I donâ??t see you good afternoon,
good evening and goodnight.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

10. Look! Itâ??s capital Barbie!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

11. Welcome back, Mr. Anderson.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

12. As far as Iâ??m concerned progress peaked
at frozen pizza.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

13. Thereâ??s a monster outside my room can
I have a glass of water?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

14. I didnâ??t cheat. I studied for two weeks,
and I passed.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.
15. You know what Wilson? My dentists name is Mr. Spalding.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

16. Iâ??m giving serious thoughtâ?Š into eating your wife.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

17. That was longer than a heartbeat.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

18. Living is as good as it gets.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š..

19. Thatâ??s not a duck itâ??s a pelican!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

20. Iâ??m obnoxious!
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

21. Can we find the pregnant lady nowâ?Š please?
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

22. Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear heâ??s quite good at charming other menâ??s wives.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

23. Jenna if your going to start lying about your age Iâ??d start with 27.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

24. Your as fake as a psychic with caller I.D.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š.

Worth 5 points!!

25. Most castles are built to keep people
out this ones built to keep people in.
â?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Šâ?Š

Good luck

1. Spiderman

5. Ice Age

6. Terminator (2)

8. Harry Potter

9. The Truman Show

11. The Matrix

16. Hannibal

18. 28 Days Later

21. Final Destination 2

25. The Last Castle (?)

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