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Postby Big Daddy » Thu Jul 06, 06 8:40 pm

Has anyone known about this? Columbia Pictures are buying the rights to make Deus Ex into a movie! Just like Tomb Raider. It seems too good to be true so I'll try and find new information before jumping to conclusions.

All I have to go on is this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365118/plotsummary

Hopefully the movie will still go under way
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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:26 pm

Ahh they shouldn't be doing this shit. All we need is some prick making a film, then some retard making a DX3 which is ultra shit and be made by EA and it will have gangs and customizable cars an shit yo.
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Postby ~D[A]rren~ » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:28 pm

This was first mentioned on the forum back when this forum was first built. It then went into 'unknown' status, which generally means not gunna happen. I doubt its gunna happen 3 years later to be honest.

Edit: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365118/

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Production Notes/Status:
Status: Announced
Comments: Production cancelled
Status Updated: 13 May 2004
Note: Since this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change; some data could be removed completely.
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:44 pm

Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!
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Postby DarkKnight » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:47 pm

chococataclyzm wrote:Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!


Wouldn't be right...

JC isn't an arsehole.
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:48 pm

We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

...

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Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

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Postby Wasted » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:50 pm

HE wont need a mask or Makeup :roll:
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:51 pm

Bob Dole. wrote:HE wont need a mask or Makeup :roll:


Lol, as if Arnold looked like a half mechanized German guy with red eyes. :P

Wait .... he DOES!
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Postby Wasted » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:56 pm

AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jul 06, 06 9:57 pm

Bob Dole. wrote:AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..


Walton Simons or Manderley should be George Bush.
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Postby Big Daddy » Thu Jul 06, 06 10:05 pm

I can imagine that "JC I wanna congratulationise you on your missioneliny to Liberty Ireland......I mean Island but hey I can blow it up anyways hehehehe"
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Postby Wasted » Thu Jul 06, 06 10:07 pm

chococataclyzm wrote:
Bob Dole. wrote:AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..


Walton Simons or Manderley should be George Bush.


Nwrong way round ;)

George Bush Should be Walt Simons. XD
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Postby Big Daddy » Thu Jul 06, 06 10:11 pm

Nah Manderly is a dick and so is Bush, they match.
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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Thu Jul 06, 06 10:44 pm

And then you fight Bush later on in the game! But he wins becaus ehe's mega cool :D
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Postby clyzm » Thu Jul 06, 06 10:48 pm

JC: You're going down, Manderley.
Manderley: Not so fast! I'll attack with Operation: Iraqui Freedom!
JC: But I don't have weapons of mass destruction!
Manderley: I'll attack because you have major oil reserves, not because I care about millions of Iraqui Lives!
JC: I attack with 7 Grammys!
Manderley: I defend with Ignorance from Hurricane Katrina!
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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Thu Jul 06, 06 11:03 pm

Lmao at least it stops them flocking my my el citio lol Bush slaughtering them by hand on the borders with his bandana! He also has Solid Maggot helping him too form the classic game Maggot Gear Solid: Playmore w/Claymore.
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Postby jesus » Thu Jul 06, 06 11:48 pm

i dont no wa ye are all bitching about, its going to bring more ppl to the dieng game so i think if it happens its good
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Postby C:Enter:£££ » Thu Jul 06, 06 11:56 pm

No ti will bring more people to a new DX that they will make that has no relevance to anything and will be a Full Auto clone lol
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Postby Kamikaze » Fri Jul 07, 06 12:00 am

The style of it is too similar to the Matrix, so even if it were a good movie it wouldn't get the credit it deserves, because it will be seen as a Matrix clone by the masses who really have no idea what the plot is. That is why it will probably never be made.
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Postby Mr. Tastix » Fri Jul 07, 06 12:08 am

Shotgun Facelift wrote:No ti will bring more people to a new DX that they will make that has no relevance to anything and will be a Full Auto clone lol


Agreed, and if EA did make a DX3 then fuck that shit man. EA sucks at making fucken sequels, only good DX game creators were Ion Storm, 'nuff said.
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Postby Snakey » Fri Jul 07, 06 6:19 pm

Christian Bale for JC.
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Postby James » Fri Jul 07, 06 6:25 pm

DarkKnight wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!


Wouldn't be right...

JC isn't an arsehole.


JC isn't, but Jay's edition of Groo is pretty much the biggest twat ever.
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Postby Big Daddy » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:26 pm

The guy who played Neo would be a good JC. Jesus we aren't bitching about anything
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Postby DarkKnight » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:36 pm

chococataclyzm wrote:We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

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Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

:P


Arnie is from Austria... not Germany...

Personally, I think if DX was to be made into a movie, it would have to be done so with our full, paid, assistance.
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Postby Wasted » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:45 pm

He still said Astalavista.
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Postby Big Daddy » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:45 pm

That would be so cool. I can just imagine the director posting in here asking for assistance from us.
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Postby Kamikaze » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:48 pm

Who the fuck cares about who would be in this? They could get the best actors possible for it, but it would still suck balls if they got the wrong director. Personally, I feel that Luc Besson would be able to do this movie justice.
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Postby clyzm » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:51 pm

DarkKnight wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

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Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

:P


Arnie is from Austria... not Germany...

Personally, I think if DX was to be made into a movie, it would have to be done so with our full, paid, assistance.


Never realized that. An Austrian man ... playing a German mech ... awesome.
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Postby Big Daddy » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:52 pm

Who'll play Paul?

Now that I think about it I believe that DX2 would be a better storyline but I could be wrong.
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Postby clyzm » Fri Jul 07, 06 9:53 pm

±Tantalus[AW]± wrote:Who'll play Paul?

Now that I think about it I believe that DX2 would be a better storyline but I could be wrong.


Someone with a beard....

Tom Green!
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