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Deus Ex the Movie!!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 8:40 pm
by Big Daddy
Has anyone known about this? Columbia Pictures are buying the rights to make Deus Ex into a movie! Just like Tomb Raider. It seems too good to be true so I'll try and find new information before jumping to conclusions.

All I have to go on is this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365118/plotsummary

Hopefully the movie will still go under way

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:26 pm
by C:Enter:£££
Ahh they shouldn't be doing this shit. All we need is some prick making a film, then some retard making a DX3 which is ultra shit and be made by EA and it will have gangs and customizable cars an shit yo.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:28 pm
by ~D[A]rren~
This was first mentioned on the forum back when this forum was first built. It then went into 'unknown' status, which generally means not gunna happen. I doubt its gunna happen 3 years later to be honest.

Edit: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365118/

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Production Notes/Status:
Status: Announced
Comments: Production cancelled
Status Updated: 13 May 2004
Note: Since this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change; some data could be removed completely.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:44 pm
by clyzm
Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:47 pm
by DarkKnight
chococataclyzm wrote:Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!


Wouldn't be right...

JC isn't an arsehole.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:48 pm
by clyzm
We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

...

...

Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

:P

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:50 pm
by Wasted
HE wont need a mask or Makeup :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:51 pm
by clyzm
Bob Dole. wrote:HE wont need a mask or Makeup :roll:


Lol, as if Arnold looked like a half mechanized German guy with red eyes. :P

Wait .... he DOES!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:56 pm
by Wasted
AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 9:57 pm
by clyzm
Bob Dole. wrote:AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..


Walton Simons or Manderley should be George Bush.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 10:05 pm
by Big Daddy
I can imagine that "JC I wanna congratulationise you on your missioneliny to Liberty Ireland......I mean Island but hey I can blow it up anyways hehehehe"

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 10:07 pm
by Wasted
chococataclyzm wrote:
Bob Dole. wrote:AND hes mad. (he likes george Bush)

Actually.. That just means he takes bribes..


Walton Simons or Manderley should be George Bush.


Nwrong way round ;)

George Bush Should be Walt Simons. XD

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 10:11 pm
by Big Daddy
Nah Manderly is a dick and so is Bush, they match.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 10:44 pm
by C:Enter:£££
And then you fight Bush later on in the game! But he wins becaus ehe's mega cool :D

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 10:48 pm
by clyzm
JC: You're going down, Manderley.
Manderley: Not so fast! I'll attack with Operation: Iraqui Freedom!
JC: But I don't have weapons of mass destruction!
Manderley: I'll attack because you have major oil reserves, not because I care about millions of Iraqui Lives!
JC: I attack with 7 Grammys!
Manderley: I defend with Ignorance from Hurricane Katrina!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 11:03 pm
by C:Enter:£££
Lmao at least it stops them flocking my my el citio lol Bush slaughtering them by hand on the borders with his bandana! He also has Solid Maggot helping him too form the classic game Maggot Gear Solid: Playmore w/Claymore.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 11:48 pm
by jesus
i dont no wa ye are all bitching about, its going to bring more ppl to the dieng game so i think if it happens its good

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 06 11:56 pm
by C:Enter:£££
No ti will bring more people to a new DX that they will make that has no relevance to anything and will be a Full Auto clone lol

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 12:00 am
by Kamikaze
The style of it is too similar to the Matrix, so even if it were a good movie it wouldn't get the credit it deserves, because it will be seen as a Matrix clone by the masses who really have no idea what the plot is. That is why it will probably never be made.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 12:08 am
by Mr. Tastix
Shotgun Facelift wrote:No ti will bring more people to a new DX that they will make that has no relevance to anything and will be a Full Auto clone lol


Agreed, and if EA did make a DX3 then fuck that shit man. EA sucks at making fucken sequels, only good DX game creators were Ion Storm, 'nuff said.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 6:19 pm
by Snakey
Christian Bale for JC.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 6:25 pm
by James
DarkKnight wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:Lol, Tom Cruise as JC. LOL!


Wouldn't be right...

JC isn't an arsehole.


JC isn't, but Jay's edition of Groo is pretty much the biggest twat ever.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:26 pm
by Big Daddy
The guy who played Neo would be a good JC. Jesus we aren't bitching about anything

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:36 pm
by DarkKnight
chococataclyzm wrote:We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

...

...

Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

:P


Arnie is from Austria... not Germany...

Personally, I think if DX was to be made into a movie, it would have to be done so with our full, paid, assistance.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:45 pm
by Wasted
He still said Astalavista.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:45 pm
by Big Daddy
That would be so cool. I can just imagine the director posting in here asking for assistance from us.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:48 pm
by Kamikaze
Who the fuck cares about who would be in this? They could get the best actors possible for it, but it would still suck balls if they got the wrong director. Personally, I feel that Luc Besson would be able to do this movie justice.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:51 pm
by clyzm
DarkKnight wrote:
chococataclyzm wrote:We need someone with the same voice as JC.

Someone with a mean, deep voice.

...

...

Well, at least I know who will be playing Gunther Hermann: ARNOLD SHWARTZENEGGAR!

:P


Arnie is from Austria... not Germany...

Personally, I think if DX was to be made into a movie, it would have to be done so with our full, paid, assistance.


Never realized that. An Austrian man ... playing a German mech ... awesome.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:52 pm
by Big Daddy
Who'll play Paul?

Now that I think about it I believe that DX2 would be a better storyline but I could be wrong.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 06 9:53 pm
by clyzm
±Tantalus[AW]± wrote:Who'll play Paul?

Now that I think about it I believe that DX2 would be a better storyline but I could be wrong.


Someone with a beard....

Tom Green!