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Posted: **Sat May 12, 07 1:43 pm**

LMAO, WTF:

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

Oh wow, I signed up to this. I am hoping it is a prank and I EXPECT to blow up balloons.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 07 1:56 pm**

Sign me up!

Posted: **Sat May 12, 07 2:05 pm**

You're underaged.

Also, I revised this on another forum:

Chames wrote:ROFL, LMAO. This will tickle EVERYONE.

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Brendan says (13:22): http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm (nah)(nah) McJÅMES // HADOKEN, not HADOUKEN. The spelling mistake and original version > you. says (13:41): ahahahaha signing up for it FOR SURE Brendan says (13:50): "anyone who doesnt sign up is a fucking commie"

The link here looks like its some weird political campaign in Belgium from what I can see (gotta be fake), where this woman is going to perform 40,000 "blowjobs" in 500 days (80 sucks a day, that is 137 days of her life performing fellatio)

Of course this has GOT to be a practical joke, if you click on the "blow me" part it mentions something about Second Life, and by "blowjobs" it could mean she would just blow balloons up in front of you or just expose every email on the internet for being a sad bunch of tits. (rofl, yay for me)

But on the other hand, I think the NEE party is legit without looking into them, if this is a fake website its a damn good one.all the pages have months worth of content! And if you read this:

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

This really freaks me out, dawn of the whore rulership rofl.

rofl, I really wonder what is going to happen.

Also, this made me lol:
"any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service"

Fucking lame, she don't deepthroat.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 07 4:37 pm**

She looks fucking hot though

Posted: **Sat May 12, 07 4:37 pm**

But she doesn't deepthroat.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 07 1:24 am**

Hmmm.It's a tough choice here. It's true she is hot as hell but she does virgin style blows.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 07 3:09 am**

LOL virgin style.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 07 11:01 pm**

40.000 blowjobs? wel, then she had to use the rest of her life to do that, and her 2nd life after she died.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 07 12:38 am**

Rofl. The site does have a lot of content on it. However, it could be anything. This whole campaign thing (which has got to be a fucking joke) could just be thee main page thing. I can't read whatever language the sites in, so I'm no help lol.

And even if this were real, I've only just hit the age-limt in my country LOL.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 07 9:57 am**

They're a legit party who use obsecure, bizzare and absolute blashemous promotion schemes to get votes for 2011.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 07 4:03 pm**

Inferno wrote:LOL virgin style.

You know what I mean "I don't want to get in too deep or some crap like that".

Posted: **Mon May 14, 07 6:26 pm**

Inferno wrote:But she doesn't deepthroat.

No DT?

FAIL

Posted: **Mon May 14, 07 6:58 pm**

Chococat wrote:
Inferno wrote:But she doesn't deepthroat.

No DT?

FAIL

But how would she --.

You know what.

I don't want to know.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 07 8:42 am**

I'm wondering though, if it's real. How could you do 80 blowjobs in 1 day? Is that even physically possible?

Posted: **Tue May 15, 07 10:00 am**

One blowjob every 9 minutes, considering she sleeps 12 hours, itll be full time job but possible for those Guinness record catchers. I doubt this one will actually bother

Naturally only way its possible is when everybody from their countries gather to one location, instead of her running around

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 9:45 am**

Simply put, it can't be real nor is it probable that it could happen. Possible yes, probable, no.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 10:09 am**

I would sign up for this except:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
* the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
* any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
I disagree. I want to touch her boobies.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 1:20 pm**

[MTX]-ßïátch wrote:40.000 blowjobs? wel, then she had to use the rest of her life to do that, and her 2nd life after she died.

naw. thats quite possible. i saw something on tv last year where some ho had sex with 100 guys in 5 minutes.
for you guys n girls that are gonna try this, better make sure she dont got that red thing on her lip.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 5:40 pm**

Sucking cocks around the world for votes in Belgium, can afford flights, security, other transport and uses a free poll site :roll:

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 7:40 pm**

~¤Bûbb[Å]¤~™ wrote:naw. thats quite possible. i saw something on tv last year where some ho had sex with 100 guys in 5 minutes.

More than one at a time?

Cause 1 at a time = 3 seconds of sex each. LAEM * 1000.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 7:50 pm**

Each of them puts it in about twice then change.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 7:55 pm**

Or she takes it up the chuff and in the mouth as well. Prehaps even up the nose.

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 8:57 pm**

is that shit free or something?

Posted: **Wed May 16, 07 10:08 pm**

Thing is, while this is a good idea, the chances are, that one of the 40000 guys will have some kinda infection on his prick, so that's going to get passed on.

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 07 12:22 pm**

It was fake.

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 07 3:49 am**

Posted: **Mon Jun 25, 07 6:23 pm**

Forum World Cat wrote:It was fake.

Cureless_Poison wrote:Wait so she gives you 40,000 blowjobs in a row or did they screw up the banner and it means she will give 40,000 blowjobs in total to who-ever signs up?

I dont know, what do you think

edit: this is funny

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 07 10:31 am**

1. It was fake.

2. Apparently, whoever signed up would get a blowjob. Meaning, in total, 40,000 people would be getting blowjobs - if it weren't fake.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 07 1:51 pm**

lol No shit it was fake, it was hosted on a free poll site.

Posted: **Thu Jun 28, 07 7:34 pm**

As a soundbyte from Ahumado Granujo's songs say,

"Infiltration unsuccessful."

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Woman does 40,000 blowjobs?

Woman does 40,000 blowjobs?