Deus Ex Alpha

GREETINGS, THIS IS DICK JUSTICE HERE HIJACKING JAMES' ACCOUNT TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY BAND AND I ARE RELEASING OUR FIRST ALBUM VERY, VERY SOON.
HELL WE'VE ONLY MADE 2 TRACKS SO FAR, WE'RE A VERY VERY BUSY BAND BUT HEY WE'LL BE FINISHED BY THEN.

ANYWAY ABOUT OUR BAND, WE'RE A GRIND BAND... YES I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT WE'RE NOT THAT GORE AND PORN SHIT, WE'RE FUCKING POSITIVE AND HAVE GREAT MORALS, YEAH! CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK.
WE REALLY HOPE PEOPLE AT THIS WEBSITE ABOUT...WHATEVER ENJOY OUR MUSIC.

THE ALBUM WILL BE FREE AND AWESOME.
YEAH!

I AM ATTACHING OUR FIRST SINGLE "ACOUSTIC SONGS ARE BRUTAL" TO THIS POST, ENJOY MY PLEASENTLY PLUMP CHUMS.

PLZ ADD IN .ZIP FORMATZ PLZ.

That track is so sexual

WHO THE FUCK ARE GAY GUYS?, WE SOLD OUT AND BECAME A DEATHCORE BAND, YEAH!
STILL NO MORE SONGS.

OUR MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/ladiesinthemarriott

STAY BRUTAL KIDS, MOSH ON! xx

CHEERS-
DR DESTRUCTION

I lol'd.

ROFLMAO that song is awesome.

EDIT: I did make a ROFLcopter but it didnt display properly, I might post a picture of it.

It's good in a lol kind of way, but it's missing something. Like... bass.

YEAH!
WE JUST UPLOADED "Meadow Lark" FROM OUR 2003 EP "fire.marshal.AWESOME"!
AHHHHHHHHHH, MEMORIES.

http://www.myspace.com/ladiesinthemarriott

THIS IS WHEN OUR AMBITION CHANGED ABIT AND WE WANTED TO BE A BIRD DOOM METAL BAND, THE LINEUP WAS ALSO DIFFERENT.

CHOKLUT BLACK - VOCALS
SPUD BRUTAL - GUITAR
DICK VAN TRAGEDY - DRUMS

AS YOU MAY REMEMBER, CHOKLUT BLACK DIED A FEW MONTHS AGO, THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE BAND.
RIP, FAGGOT.

- LITM
xx

Awesome song.

Profile Views: 340

LADIES IN THE MARRIOTT has 149 friends.

Total Plays: 337

25 hours.

http://www.dxalpha.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10262

Nice song here.

You want promotions?, here are your promotions, any more promotions and you get a 1 month warning for each one.

~MainMan~ wrote:http://www.dxalpha.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10262

Nice song here.

Nothing can top that.

It has been locked already. Thus making it's coolness carved in stone like a kid writes his initials/sticks his feet in concrete while it's drying and the workers are on (permanent?) lunch break.

Tonnochi wrote:

~MainMan~ wrote:http://www.dxalpha.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10262

Nice song here.

Nothing can top that.

I have, thrice.
Don't feed the Russian.

James, if you're gonna make serious music, make it good. If you're gonna make a joke band, make it funny and something that appeals to more people.

Yours is neither good, nor funny, and only goregrind/etc fans can relate to it.

Good deigh meight :]

You're kidding right?
First off, this is not a complete genre skit, only people will relate to the music as hilarious with knowledge of deathcore or metalcore...this is the current craze in the emo scene.

We're imitating a known band who has played a few gigs in the UK in the recent years, I've had so many friend requests from the UK because of this, the worldwide Deathcore scene is bigger than a forum.

Yours is neither good, nor funny, nor does it appeal to a wider group of people, as only people from dxalpha.com/etc can relate to it.

Good day, game set and match faggot.

No, you are wrong - mine only relates to DXAlpha people, therefore I posted it on dxalpha.

Yours only relates to grindcore fans, so why don't you post it on a grindcore forum, and not here. And secondly, what the hell is the 'Russian spambot scene'? I am not a spambot...

The Buzza/Lethal/MC Wiseman album is going to blow you out of the water.


And also, the fact that you locked my thread shows that you feel threatened by it, because it's better

Hahaha, no.
Its nothing to do with grindcore, we added a grindcore genre to the end of it to take the piss of the people who put it there too who don't know what it is.
Russian Spambot wordfiltered to emo for some silly reason, deleted it now.
Blow me out of the water?, yeah right, I'm sure its going to be all typing to voice horribly edited over a song?

I LOCKED YOUR THREAD BECAUSE IT WAS... RETARDED?, EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE OLD SHIT!

Ok i didn't mean grindcore, I meant deathcore or shitgrind or ballsmetal or whatever the fuck you want to call it, you know exactly what I mean, so stop being pedantic.

Hahahaha, funny. Pendantic for nicely correcting you.

Okay so I will reiterate my point seeing as you chose to ignore it.


Mine only relates to DXAlpha people, therefore I posted it on dxalpha.

Yours only appeals to <genre> fans, so why don't you post it on a <genre> forum, and not here.

Because I know for a fact people were familar with it, and they posted along fine. People also caught eye of the memes... and I'll never join such a ugly forum for that kind of ugly horrid music. ._.

Why not post your klop/jay song on a klop/jay forum?, haha.

This IS a klop/jay forum.

NO.

Beast wrote:Because I know for a fact people were familar with it, and they posted along fine. People also caught eye of the memes... and I'll never join such a ugly forum for that kind of ugly horrid music. ._.

Why not post your klop/jay song on a klop/jay forum?, haha.

Goregrind forums are ugly and horrid?

:1omg

I aint even going to reply to that haha, I'm sure you knew I meant Deathcore.

Beast wrote:I aint even going to reply to that haha, I'm sure you knew I meant Deathcore.

What's deathcore? :6omg

Man I always thought goregrind and grindcore had strong, positive clean messages with Christian influences :'(

Ace band.

Jay is serious, and mad.