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Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 9:38 am

Before I begin, if you are annoyed with this im sorry :(====

When I start out the very first thing im going too do is get a car and search for a house that is large, rural, has space and has room for 50 :twisted: When I find this house i will purchase it. Soon I will steal 10 bobcats and bring them back too my new "Base"(I do this because when my men are around they will need major transportation and bobcats will be able too carry more than 4 passengers via truck bed). When I have those I will be off too collect recruits, give them my teamspeak, give them rank and training, then possibly give them Officer if they are good with commanding. When I have 20 or more men I will ready them for our First Assault on a street in a residential zone. If the attack works our succesfully that is our new home base. when we have 35 Men I will begin expanding our patrol, pushing back any opposing clans and possibly law enforcement if they have it. when I have gained 60 men i will start a larger conquest by taking 3 buildings being- a gym, ammu-nation, clothes store.(Gym will get my men in shape, ammu-nation will provide us with arms, and clothes will provide us with uniforms). (I'll Skip ahead some) when i have 120 men i will begin taking over the city and enforcing law onto the civilians we capture and govern, one of our most important laws will be WE ARE THE LAW :twisted: , The SAPD will be wiped out and a new PD will launch, one that doesnt fuck around. The Militia will stop at the city and begin defending what we have, because we plan too keep it and stay there. While Other opposing clans will be pushed into the rural zones we will be possibly 200 men strong, giving us ultimate support, 200 including men from drafts who will fight simply with whatever weapon we give out.

IT WILL BE EVIL AND PERFECT HAHA...great first in presion eh mate?
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Postby James » Sat Jun 17, 06 9:39 am

Yeah but this plan will fail, it doesn't have a Jay.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 9:46 am

This "Jay" who is he?? I must know because i do believe that he would enjoy SA Domination just as much as me...JOIN ME EVERYONE REJOICE AND JOIN MY PRETTY ASS...thats a good slogan but anyways honestly is jay good at SA-MP or something??
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Postby James » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:30 am

Mitchell wrote:This "Jay" who is he??


omg lol.

thats a good slogan but anyways honestly is jay good at SA-MP or something??


I think he hasn't played it, sadly.
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Re: EVIL PLAN-SA-MP

Postby Alex » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:55 am

Mitchell wrote:Before I begin, if you are annoyed with this im sorry :(====

When I start out the very first thing im going too do is get a car and search for a house that is large, rural, has space and has room for 50 :twisted: When I find this house i will purchase it. Soon I will steal 10 bobcats and bring them back too my new "Base"(I do this because when my men are around they will need major transportation and bobcats will be able too carry more than 4 passengers via truck bed). When I have those I will be off too collect recruits, give them my teamspeak, give them rank and training, then possibly give them Officer if they are good with commanding. When I have 20 or more men I will ready them for our First Assault on a street in a residential zone. If the attack works our succesfully that is our new home base. when we have 35 Men I will begin expanding our patrol, pushing back any opposing clans and possibly law enforcement if they have it. when I have gained 60 men i will start a larger conquest by taking 3 buildings being- a gym, ammu-nation, clothes store.(Gym will get my men in shape, ammu-nation will provide us with arms, and clothes will provide us with uniforms). (I'll Skip ahead some) when i have 120 men i will begin taking over the city and enforcing law onto the civilians we capture and govern, one of our most important laws will be WE ARE THE LAW :twisted: , The SAPD will be wiped out and a new PD will launch, one that doesnt fuck around. The Militia will stop at the city and begin defending what we have, because we plan too keep it and stay there. While Other opposing clans will be pushed into the rural zones we will be possibly 200 men strong, giving us ultimate support, 200 including men from drafts who will fight simply with whatever weapon we give out.

IT WILL BE EVIL AND PERFECT HAHA...great first in presion eh mate?

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Re: EVIL PLAN-SA-MP

Postby Dae » Sat Jun 17, 06 11:55 am

Mitchell wrote:Before I begin, if you are annoyed with this im sorry :(====

When I start out the very first thing im going too do is get a car and search for a house that is large, rural, has space and has room for 50 :twisted: When I find this house i will purchase it. Soon I will steal 10 bobcats and bring them back too my new "Base"(I do this because when my men are around they will need major transportation and bobcats will be able too carry more than 4 passengers via truck bed). When I have those I will be off too collect recruits, give them my teamspeak, give them rank and training, then possibly give them Officer if they are good with commanding. When I have 20 or more men I will ready them for our First Assault on a street in a residential zone. If the attack works our succesfully that is our new home base. when we have 35 Men I will begin expanding our patrol, pushing back any opposing clans and possibly law enforcement if they have it. when I have gained 60 men i will start a larger conquest by taking 3 buildings being- a gym, ammu-nation, clothes store.(Gym will get my men in shape, ammu-nation will provide us with arms, and clothes will provide us with uniforms). (I'll Skip ahead some) when i have 120 men i will begin taking over the city and enforcing law onto the civilians we capture and govern, one of our most important laws will be WE ARE THE LAW :twisted: , The SAPD will be wiped out and a new PD will launch, one that doesnt fuck around. The Militia will stop at the city and begin defending what we have, because we plan too keep it and stay there. While Other opposing clans will be pushed into the rural zones we will be possibly 200 men strong, giving us ultimate support, 200 including men from drafts who will fight simply with whatever weapon we give out.

IT WILL BE EVIL AND PERFECT HAHA...great first in presion eh mate?

I think, this plan is awesome, but it's big minus is lack of a Jay.
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Re: EVIL PLAN-SA-MP

Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 9:40 pm

~[A]Daedalus~ wrote:
Mitchell wrote:Before I begin, if you are annoyed with this im sorry :(====

When I start out the very first thing im going too do is get a car and search for a house that is large, rural, has space and has room for 50 :twisted: When I find this house i will purchase it. Soon I will steal 10 bobcats and bring them back too my new "Base"(I do this because when my men are around they will need major transportation and bobcats will be able too carry more than 4 passengers via truck bed). When I have those I will be off too collect recruits, give them my teamspeak, give them rank and training, then possibly give them Officer if they are good with commanding. When I have 20 or more men I will ready them for our First Assault on a street in a residential zone. If the attack works our succesfully that is our new home base. when we have 35 Men I will begin expanding our patrol, pushing back any opposing clans and possibly law enforcement if they have it. when I have gained 60 men i will start a larger conquest by taking 3 buildings being- a gym, ammu-nation, clothes store.(Gym will get my men in shape, ammu-nation will provide us with arms, and clothes will provide us with uniforms). (I'll Skip ahead some) when i have 120 men i will begin taking over the city and enforcing law onto the civilians we capture and govern, one of our most important laws will be WE ARE THE LAW :twisted: , The SAPD will be wiped out and a new PD will launch, one that doesnt fuck around. The Militia will stop at the city and begin defending what we have, because we plan too keep it and stay there. While Other opposing clans will be pushed into the rural zones we will be possibly 200 men strong, giving us ultimate support, 200 including men from drafts who will fight simply with whatever weapon we give out.

IT WILL BE EVIL AND PERFECT HAHA...great first in presion eh mate?

I think, this plan is awesome, but it's big minus is lack of a Jay.
Remember I am the masta of eval planz...I sound like soviet now :cry:

uh huh but anyways NO HOUSES!?!? Can we atleast enter them?? If not i will need too rethink tha evil planz...
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Re: EVIL PLAN-SA-MP

Postby Dae » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:02 pm

Mitchell wrote:
~[A]Daedalus~ wrote:
Mitchell wrote:Before I begin, if you are annoyed with this im sorry :(====

When I start out the very first thing im going too do is get a car and search for a house that is large, rural, has space and has room for 50 :twisted: When I find this house i will purchase it. Soon I will steal 10 bobcats and bring them back too my new "Base"(I do this because when my men are around they will need major transportation and bobcats will be able too carry more than 4 passengers via truck bed). When I have those I will be off too collect recruits, give them my teamspeak, give them rank and training, then possibly give them Officer if they are good with commanding. When I have 20 or more men I will ready them for our First Assault on a street in a residential zone. If the attack works our succesfully that is our new home base. when we have 35 Men I will begin expanding our patrol, pushing back any opposing clans and possibly law enforcement if they have it. when I have gained 60 men i will start a larger conquest by taking 3 buildings being- a gym, ammu-nation, clothes store.(Gym will get my men in shape, ammu-nation will provide us with arms, and clothes will provide us with uniforms). (I'll Skip ahead some) when i have 120 men i will begin taking over the city and enforcing law onto the civilians we capture and govern, one of our most important laws will be WE ARE THE LAW :twisted: , The SAPD will be wiped out and a new PD will launch, one that doesnt fuck around. The Militia will stop at the city and begin defending what we have, because we plan too keep it and stay there. While Other opposing clans will be pushed into the rural zones we will be possibly 200 men strong, giving us ultimate support, 200 including men from drafts who will fight simply with whatever weapon we give out.

IT WILL BE EVIL AND PERFECT HAHA...great first in presion eh mate?

I think, this plan is awesome, but it's big minus is lack of a Jay.
Remember I am the masta of eval planz...I sound like soviet now :cry:

uh huh but anyways NO HOUSES!?!? Can we atleast enter them?? If not i will need too rethink tha evil planz...

lol @ "i sound like soviet"
damned stereotyping :)

And i stilll think that you cannot be a master of "eval planz" 'cause you need one thing. Guess what?
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:19 pm

A Jay lol, so explain too me how is a jay supposed too help.... :¬_¬:
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Postby Dae » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:20 pm

Mitchell wrote:A Jay lol, so explain too me how is a jay supposed too help.... :¬_¬:

I dunno, I have only declared facts.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:26 pm

HAHA indeed...im out in the wilderness trying too plug in my computer im so confused......EVAL PLANZ!!!11 Well either way i need someone to oanswer the question on whether or not we can enter houses? Or buildings better
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Postby Dae » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:33 pm

You can enter *some* buildings. They're rare.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sat Jun 17, 06 10:40 pm

I find that sad....... I'm Going too have too make forts or something??? Hmm Dae I invite you too join the Evil Planing...but of course the clan will need a name..........lol alpha?

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Postby DarkKnight » Sun Jun 18, 06 6:02 am

It is clear to me, that if your plan is lacking of a Jay, it must be forth coming in cookies.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sun Jun 18, 06 6:09 am

I concur, I'll begin baking peanut butter and chocolate cookies immediatelly
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Postby Cureless_Poison » Sun Jun 18, 06 7:39 am

The plan doesent really seem that evil,more of a waste of time. or senceless violence wish RULES :twisted:
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sun Jun 18, 06 7:45 am

indeed cureless, it is rules...yeah................I so need too find a building :(
DOES ANYONE WANT TOO JOIN ME IN MY EVIL PLANZ!?!!1/
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Postby Siva » Sun Jun 18, 06 1:48 pm

You cannot enter\buy houses.

Off-topic: I was watching simpsons, and carl was wearing a pyramid on his head, And I was just looking at a pyramid head picture. COINCIDENCE!?

Anyway - Your plan will get nowhere.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Sun Jun 18, 06 7:08 pm

Evil plan will go places.....
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Postby James » Sun Jun 18, 06 11:32 pm

I have a Jay to sell to help you.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Mon Jun 19, 06 12:21 am

how much and what kind of jay? 2 penis? 4penis? no penis???
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Postby Siva » Mon Jun 19, 06 9:29 am

Your use of the word "penis" doesn't make me laugh, as you over use it.

NERO GIVES THIS A THUMB DOWN.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Mon Jun 19, 06 9:34 am

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:Your use of the word "penis" doesn't make me laugh, as you over use it.

NERO GIVES THIS A THUMB DOWN.
give me five bucks and i'll give you a thumbs up not using my fingers
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Postby Siva » Mon Jun 19, 06 1:07 pm

Mitchell wrote:
XII//:Prod1gy wrote:Your use of the word "penis" doesn't make me laugh, as you over use it.

NERO GIVES THIS A THUMB DOWN.
give me five bucks and i'll give you a thumbs up not using my fingers


Give me 10 bucks and I'll kick you in the ass and call you jimbob.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Mon Jun 19, 06 1:44 pm

lol that was a shit offer
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Postby Siva » Wed Jun 21, 06 3:38 pm

Mitchell wrote:lol that was a shit offer


So was yours.
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Postby ~Confused~ » Wed Jun 21, 06 5:39 pm

XII//:Prod1gy wrote:
Mitchell wrote:lol that was a shit offer


So was yours.


I'll give you 300,000 if you say "Lazer"
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Postby Big Daddy » Wed Jun 21, 06 6:53 pm

Btw, why don't you just go to secluded location and make one of your troops guard the cars while you find a location to wipe out?

I don't have SA-MP but i pray to God that it is as exciting as I hear :D
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Postby Siva » Fri Jun 23, 06 9:50 am

Because in San andreas, there are PLANES.

Besides SA-MP sucks because

A) my clan doesnt have a server on it yet, so we cant ban people.
B) No fucking cheat protection.

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Postby Alistair » Fri Jun 23, 06 5:40 pm

mta is random as fuck. drive bys :]
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