I wish DX!

[MrBlackDX]

Here's a game I just discovered

And it wasn't on a porn site!

Basically, you ask for a wish (about DX) and the next person to post grants that wish, but is allowed to "corrupt" that wish, for example...

I wish they would make Deus Ex 3

[MrBlackDX]

GRANTED

Except its only on PS3

Now lets begin

I wish you could get an Aug which makes you shoot lazer beams from your eyes...

[~[T]GrimRaPeR~]

GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.

I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.

[MrBlackDX]

GRANTED
but you must chop off your penis.

I wish for all the old players to come back to Deus Ex.

Granted

Except for they only want to play RPG's

I wish Dejavu would stop hacking

[Snakey]

Granted

But he drops his axe and it lands on your toe.

[Alex]

Where's your wish.

[Snakey]

I wish I could fly.

[~M3GG4~]

Where's your wish.

Granted
But you must make the wish first and let me kick you in teh balls!

I wish Labtop didnt fall out the window:(

[Gishank]

Granted

But you fall out of the window instead.


I wish that i couldn't die >=)

[MrBlackDX]

Granted

But you fall out of the window instead.


I wish that i couldn't die >=)

Granted

Except for you can only speak in "KLOP SPAEK" from now on

I wish someone would encourage me to continue working on DXAG

[Gishank]

GAWANTED


B3T U Msut leik qiut DX.




I leik wsih i cuold phly.

[~[T]GrimRaPeR~]

Granted.

But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.

I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.

[Mastakilla]

Granted.

But the person to persuade you can only speak Japanese.

I wish I had a pack of smokes that never ran out.

GRANTED.

But now your smokes are glued in the pack.

I wish I had a bigger penis :(:(

[Gishank]

GWANTED.


BTU thwy is leik tste fo emos.


I phish u culd wead wat mi tipn.

[ynnaD]

You just had to ruin the game didn't u

[clyzm]

I wish Wasted could not ruin games.

[MrBlackDX]

I wish Wasted could not ruin games.

Granted

But that doesnt stop him posting shit comments in them

I wish TNM was made already!

[clyzm]

Granted

But it'll take another year of betatesting.

I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.

[MainMan]

Granted

But it'll take another year of betatesting.

I wish Deus Ex can import higher poly models without fucking them up.

Granted, but you lose both your arms in a freak masturbation accident, and so cannot use the computer at all, let alone model.


I wish I had augs in real life.

[~ô¿ô~Nobody~]

GRANTED

But you'll look like Gunther Hermann

Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!

[jesus]

GRANTED
(ant got a clue what that is)

but ur computer eats u and u cant play dx any more

i wish i had an aim bot aug

[clyzm]

GRANTED

But you'll look like Gunther Hermann

Damn, I wish DX would have static meshes!

So do I, so do I! Best animations ftw!

@jesus: Granted, but it'll fuck DX up anyway it could.

I wish JC was a real person.

[KillerZ]

Granted but he kills you on a rampage,

I wish DX was ported to another UNREAL engine.

[Hanover Fist]

Granted but you have to update your graphics card in order to run it.

[clyzm]

I wish Reclaimer could get on MSN

[-TheSpecialist-]

Granted.

But you have to uninstall msn forever.

I wish for nothing.

[Hanover Fist]

Granted but you have to eat nothing once you get it

[clyzm]

Goddamit Rec, pay attention to the rules!

I wish honey mustard was real in DX.

[Hanover Fist]

Granted, except you have to download the HONEYMUSTARD package and it's over 500,000K.

[[FGS]Majestic]

I wish I could get endless streaks