So I was outside with some girl, and she brought about an 1/8th with her, and we were just smoking it in greenwich park about 10am. (Huge, huge massive park. She's one of the few chill girls I know, she knows how to act in public and all that. So when we smoke, we just talk about life and fuck when we can be bothered.
In the middle of our smoke session, some 6ft 2 white girl comes bounding through the fucking trees and starts shouting at her all like;
'I can replace you! I don't care whether he's your man or not.'
I can't remember all of it because I was high at the time but she shouted some serious madness along those veins. Anyway, after about 5 minutes of this crap she runs straight towards us at some Usain Bolt levels, and punches the girl I'm with right in the stomach. She was lying with my back on her lap so I was kind of leaning over her and it completely knocked the wind out of her.
So she's just coughing and rolling now and gasping for breath, and I just jumped up and grabbed the white girl and started choking her slowly. Even though I was cutting off her air, she was still squeezing words out and trying to insult me still. And I got really tired, plus the guilt from hitting a woman, so I let go.
As soon as she hit the floor, my winded girl jumped up and kicked her face. Not even like regular kicks, she took this like a fucking rugby kick. The kick lifted the girl off the floor, and she just held her face curled up into a ball on the ground after that. So we just started running, we even remembered the weed.
Edit: Forgot to add the end.
We left, came back at 3pm the same day and continued smoking in that very spot.
too long; didn't read, i choked a bitch and got away with it. Funny, police aren't around to see actual shit huh?