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Lazer wrote:Haha, what a bag of wank Hostel was. Soooooooooooo predictable.
The Descent freaked me out, The Grudge was creepy but nothing beats the classics such as Halloween for horror.
I said United 93 Cataclyzm because its fucking real life terror! Horrifying
Lazer wrote:Haha, what a bag of wank Hostel was. Soooooooooooo predictable.
The Descent freaked me out, The Grudge was creepy but nothing beats the classics such as Halloween for horror.
I said United 93 Cataclyzm because its fucking real life terror! Horrifying
cataclyzm wrote:Lazer wrote:Haha, what a bag of wank Hostel was. Soooooooooooo predictable.
The Descent freaked me out, The Grudge was creepy but nothing beats the classics such as Halloween for horror.
I said United 93 Cataclyzm because its fucking real life terror! Horrifying
Fake life terror would scare me, real life terror is just... boring.
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