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[Chococat]

Americans stereotype that people from the UK have bad, crooked teeth, drink tea two times a day or more, and talk like a girl.

Well with half the population being female..

Never had tea (as in the drink) in my life! For me tea = evening meal.

Dunno about the teeth thing really, seein as lotsa teenagers have braces? I never had them though, all my teeth are naturally straight whew.

My stereotypical* image of Americans is lazy, fat, slobbish aggressive patriotic yanks, but thats Ricki Lake's and Jerry Springer's fault

*I'm not saying thats what I actually think, its just the stereotype

[xProtocol Rain]

Americans stereotype that people from the UK have bad, crooked teeth, drink tea two times a day or more, and talk like a girl.

Well with half the population being female..

Never had tea (as in the drink) in my life! For me tea = evening meal.

Dunno about the teeth thing really, seein as lotsa teenagers have braces? I never had them though, all my teeth are naturally straight whew.

My stereotypical* image of Americans is lazy, fat, slobbish aggressive patriotic yanks, but thats Ricki Lake's and Jerry Springer's fault

*I'm not saying thats what I actually think, its just the stereotype

Ricki Lake and Jerry Springer still plays? o_O. Unbelievable..Must be re-runs?

[Lazer]

Yes, tea = evening meal. Tea the hot drink is vile. People in the UK might have crooked teeth alot more in America but thats because braces aren't a fashion accessory or seen as 'cool' over here whereas over there were led to believe it is (99% of amercian teenagers seem to have em).

For all the brits that have crooked teeth though, i'd be willing to bet obese americans outnumber them 10 to 1

[DarkKnight]

Full list in Aussie land:

America - Yanks.
Canada - Pot heads
English - Poms
Scottish - Scott
Ireland - Irish (Followed by a laugh)
Welsh - Welsh (With fake accent.)
Netherlands - Dutch...
Germany - German...
Some other Europian country - The word meaning a citizen of that country. (No nickname unless they are in common use, you see.)
Russia - Comrade (Usually followed by a joke about Mother Russia.)
New Zealand - Kiwi
Australia - Aussies (Or "Haussies", if you are a yank.)/Mate (If you are in aussieland)
South African - South Affrikarn/Hairy backed(Dunno why)
China - Chinese
Japan - Jap
Phillipines - Phillipino (Some of the most cold and calculating women ever to live.)
PNG - National/One-tok("Eeeeeeey my one-tok!")
India - Indian (With a very sarcastically annoyed accent when dealing with call centres.)
Pakistan - Pakkie
<insert middle eastern country> - Lebanese
<insert remote country> - Who?
<insert small island nation around Australia> - Islander

[Imperial]

keep em coming
God, these emoticons are messed up, like?
wtf?

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Get off me TV yer pakki!!

[DarkKnight]

keep em coming
God, these emoticons are messed up, like?
wtf?

That's all I got? XD

Best one is liverpool though; Liverpudlian.

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It's a scouser lol Liverpudlian isn't a nickname.

[DarkKnight]

It's a scouser lol Liverpudlian isn't a nickname.

Tis for meh!

The last name on earth a scouser wants, is the one I'll use most often, because it's true!

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They only don't like it because they can't say it lol

[Siva]

Wee, I pay £20 for 8mbps!

Score Score Score!

[Alistair]

I heard of em, alot of Americans have told me about their shitty service, dont they have some kinda internet and cable deal?

[~D[A]rren~]

Wee, I pay £20 for 8mbps!

Score Score Score!

What ISP are you on? I bet they have a Fair usage policy...

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And if it's Bulldog just don't bother making another post lol

[clyzm]

Yes, tea = evening meal. Tea the hot drink is vile. People in the UK might have crooked teeth alot more in America but thats because braces aren't a fashion accessory or seen as 'cool' over here whereas over there were led to believe it is (99% of amercian teenagers seem to have em).

For all the brits that have crooked teeth though, i'd be willing to bet obese americans outnumber them 10 to 1

Do you like sprouting lies? No, not 99% of teens have braces, in fact I'd say it lower than 30%. But then again, you wouldn't know shit about the US considering you haven't been here.

Oh, again the obese comment. Wow, and you think we have nobody with anorexia, bulemia or other eating disorders here? Alright, I'll do another comparison.

The obesity is nothing compared to the random murders and unapprehended ones in the UK. There's about 12 ghosts in the Tower of London, and London is actually the most haunted city in UK.

Now, I predict that your going to make some kind of sarcastic comment about our government. Typical behavior from you fairies :\

[~D[A]rren~]

And if it's Bulldog just don't bother making another post lol

Its either, Talktalk, Bulldog, Wanadoo etc or another one with a FUP

[clyzm]

Oh, btw, more global slang! Yay!

Russia - ruskies.
Anyone from the middle east - people of terrorist descent
Australia - Crochunters
China - kung fu!
Japanese - japs
northern part of the US - Yanks.

[Wasted]

If I coudl choose where I lived, ONLY BASED ON THE STEREOTYPICAL IMAGE, Id think...

english...too posh

america..bunch of slobs
finland... eveter eurovision with make up artists
french...frogs
Canada... Open roofed trucks! w00t!


CANADA FTW!

[clyzm]

Canada sucks.

It looks like paradise from outside view, inside it's very stupid...

Alberta is possibly the only good place in it :\

[MainMan]

America - Obesity-central
Australia - "You want some fosters while I put the shrimps on the barbie?"
Wales - Sheep-shaggers
Canada - "Dude, if you don't smoke weed you're a pussy"
South Africa - "Saath Efrica"
China - Yellow / Chinks
Japan - Japs / Nips
Indian/Pakistani - Paki ('paxi' if they are driving a taxi)
Jew - Foreskin
New Zealand - Kiwi

Please do not take any offence from the above - it's nothing personal to anyone.

[clyzm]

I stopped taking offensive of the idea that 3/4 americans are obese ... it's the basic stereotype that was used a long time ago. The only true fatass city is Houston ... otherwise that much obese people are hard to spot in the US, trust me. But what do you know, you're a bunch of limey faries ;|

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You mind saying why we are fairies btw? No one said anything about Scotland with the fattest youth in the world?

[Chococat]

There's about 12 ghosts in the Tower of London, and London is actually the most haunted city in UK

Thats not a lot.

My Mum lived in one of the most haunted houses in the UK.

[MainMan]

There's about 12 ghosts in the Tower of London, and London is actually the most haunted city in UK

Thats not a lot.

My Mum lived in one of the most haunted houses in the UK.

You guys do know that ghosts don't exist, so there's no point worrying about "haunted places"

[Chococat]

I know ghosts don't exist, but spirits do.

Choco = Spiritualist.

Aaaaaaand here comes another debate.. urgh.

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Hmm getting raped by a ghost >.>

[clyzm]

You mind saying why we are fairies btw? No one said anything about Scotland with the fattest youth in the world?

Well, EVERYONE in the US doesn't like being called yanks. Anyone in kansas or below isn't a yank, but those above are yankees.

As for ghosts, I know they exist, regardless of soul or science.

[DarkKnight]

You mind saying why we are fairies btw? No one said anything about Scotland with the fattest youth in the world?

Well, EVERYONE in the US doesn't like being called yanks. Anyone in kansas or below isn't a yank, but those above are yankees.

As for ghosts, I know they exist, regardless of soul or science.

No, you are all yanks, a yank is an American.

Some how I doubt you're going to start calling a person from England a east ender any tiem soon, so you'll have to live with yank.

[clyzm]

No, that's where you are wrong.

The term yankee was derived during the civil war as anyone above the confederate states, the Union army.

[xProtocol Rain]

how did we get from ranting about how expensive Comcast is to this?