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by **clyzm** » Mon Dec 04, 06 11:03 pm

Jesus, how many films is DiCaprio in right now?

Blood Diamond, The Departed... wtf?

Also there was a movie on today called Deja Vu starring Denzel Washington.... rofl in the middle of the movie I yelled out "YOU TOOK DOWN MY 0 AUG SERVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by **Mastakilla** » Tue Dec 05, 06 12:05 am

cactus-clyzm wrote:rofl in the middle of the movie I yelled out "YOU TOOK DOWN MY 0 AUG SERVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

lmfao!

Not a one word post.

by **Spiderbot01** » Wed Dec 06, 06 10:21 pm

One word: Balboa.

<3

by **Lazer** » Wed Dec 06, 06 10:52 pm

Stranger than Fiction: Drama falsely advertised as a comedy. All i can say is - absymal. 3/10

by **James** » Wed Dec 06, 06 11:21 pm

Oh my God, its awful?!
I am going to see it on Friday.

by **Bob** » Wed Dec 06, 06 11:44 pm

Will Ferrell? Awful?

by **Lazer** » Thu Dec 07, 06 12:45 pm

Exactly what i thought boys. He was ace in Anchorman and Zoolander but this was crap. It could have been good if they used Mr Ferrell for more comedy but i guess you can blame the writer/director for that.

by **clyzm** » Thu Dec 07, 06 10:55 pm

Reminds me of Jim Carrey in the Majestic.

by **Lazer** » Sat Dec 16, 06 1:49 pm

Happy Feet - Quite a good little happy, feel good comedy. Some adult references that kids wont understand are always a winner in these kind of films. Went in expecting to hate it, came out pleasantly surprised. The mexican penguins steal the show. Piss funny. 7/10

Black Christmas - Very dark :shock:

Dark, dark dark. Think that just about sums it up. I couldnt work out whether it was the blackest of the black comedy in parts or a sick, sadistic slasher flick. Its a bit both in the end. Alot of you guys will really like it i expect. 7/10

by **C:Enter:£££** » Sat Dec 16, 06 2:30 pm

Almost downloaded it until I read the comments, "this is the 1974 version you fag" LOL

by **Spiderbot01** » Sat Dec 16, 06 2:43 pm

Anyone here seen Hot Shots: Part Deux?

I just watched it again and just laughed so so much, it's just the sort of comedy Charlie Sheen was great for. I'd advise watching it..

by **Bob** » Sat Dec 16, 06 9:11 pm

Everyone's seen that film and if they haven't i'll need to castrate.

by **clyzm** » Sat Dec 16, 06 11:22 pm

UP WITH JAY wrote:Anyone here seen Hot Shots: Part Deux?

I just watched it again and just laughed so so much, it's just the sort of comedy Charlie Sheen was great for. I'd advise watching it..

I love that film!

"Sufferin' succotash!" - Saddam

by **Lazer** » Wed Dec 20, 06 12:01 pm

The Holiday - Load of tosh if you ask me. Teeny weeny bit of a christmas feel to it, definitely a chick flick, but a poor one at that. You could perhaps compare it against Love Actually which was a great chick flick actually, this is shit in comparison. It makes England look a hundred times better than L.A at christmas. Very cliche. England portrayed as wintery, snow covered old villages full of cottages, L.A portrayed as massive mansions with swimming pools.

WARNING: Seems like it is on for about 4 hours, it drags.

4/10

by **Chococat** » Wed Dec 20, 06 6:05 pm

Longc[A]t wrote:Anyone here seen Hot Shots: Part Deux?

I just watched it again and just laughed so so much, it's just the sort of comedy Charlie Sheen was great for. I'd advise watching it..

I've seen that film soooo many times its hilarious X )

by **Lazer** » Thu Dec 28, 06 2:43 pm

Flags of our Fathers - Not bad. I like war films and this was no different. My gf hated it though, said it was on half an hour too long and was vfery boring. Its not your average war film, with lots of action. Theres some.

5/10

by **clyzm** » Thu Dec 28, 06 2:47 pm

I found the movie very awesome, in fact. But it might be also cus I'm American, and it was directed with very heavy American influence.

by **Bob** » Thu Dec 28, 06 5:48 pm

Oh so it's one of those films is it.

by **Lazer** » Fri Dec 29, 06 4:05 pm

Night at the Museum - Very good. Its very funny in places, Ricky Gervais, Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan are all great, along with the leading man Ben Stiller. Definitely recommended.

8/10

by **Imperial** » Fri Dec 29, 06 4:06 pm

How does Gervais do?

by **synthetic** » Fri Dec 29, 06 5:29 pm

Mas[T]aKilla wrote:
cactus-clyzm wrote:rofl in the middle of the movie I yelled out "YOU TOOK DOWN MY 0 AUG SERVER YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Haha 8) , I thought of dejavu when i listened Sick Fuck lyrics by Unter Null.

As for the topic, I finally saw "last Man Standing" and loved all of it. Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken in a western :D

by **Lazer** » Fri Dec 29, 06 6:51 pm

Imperial wrote:How does Gervais do?

Very well. Portays his character much like David Brent humour in The Office.

by **Spiderbot01** » Fri Dec 29, 06 7:13 pm

Lazer wrote:
Imperial wrote:How does Gervais do?

Very well. Portays his character much like David Brent humour in The Office.

The office isn't funny.

by **C:Enter:£££** » Fri Dec 29, 06 11:39 pm

Lazer wrote:
Imperial wrote:How does Gervais do?

Very well. Portays his character much like David Brent humour in The Office.

What I was afraid of.

Longc[A]t wrote:
The office isn't funny.

by **Lazer** » Sat Dec 30, 06 2:33 pm

Longc[A]t wrote:
Lazer wrote:
Imperial wrote:How does Gervais do?

Very well. Portays his character much like David Brent humour in The Office.

The office isn't funny.

In your opinion. To much more of the population it is, which is why The Office topped the BBC ratings throughout the second series. I personally am not that big a fan of him or his work but he IS funny in this film.

by **Imperial** » Sat Dec 30, 06 3:05 pm

I always find it hard to believe that Gervais is a Comedian, after all, he looks so serious!

by **C:Enter:£££** » Sun Dec 31, 06 3:11 am

Gervais is funny... Just not in The Office lol

by **Spiderbot01** » Sun Dec 31, 06 11:33 am

69 wrote:Gervais is funny... Just not in The Office lol

His stand up is funny.

by **clyzm** » Sun Dec 31, 06 3:31 pm

Longc[A]t wrote:
69 wrote:Gervais is funny... Just not in The Office lol

His stand up is funny.

I agree.

Funny chap there m8.

by **Lazer** » Thu Jan 11, 07 2:09 pm

Apocalypto - Good film. The bit set in the Mayan city is rather interesting. Thrills, suspense, adventure and sorrow makes this epic film worth a look.

8/10

White Noise: The Light - Better than the first by a long shot. But still wouldnt call it a masterpiece in horror. Ok at best. The 'ghostly' appearances you see are sometimes quite freaky.

6/10

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