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by **Cureless_Poison** » Tue Feb 13, 07 10:17 am

Granted

But you get suprise sexed by James every couple of days.

I wish i had a use for a penis.

by **JeJ** » Tue Feb 13, 07 10:21 am

Wish not granted.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 1:28 pm

Cureless_Poison wrote:Granted

But you get suprise sexed by James every couple of days.

I wish i had a use for a penis.

I wish you had a life, you trendwhore.

by **~[T]GrimRaPeR~** » Tue Feb 13, 07 1:48 pm

Granted but he is paralised for the next 20 years.

I wish for a pass grade in maths.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 1:50 pm

Granted but in Soviet Russia, math grades pass you!

I wish Glen Benton be my homeboy.

by **Zantinzuken** » Tue Feb 13, 07 3:21 pm

Granted

but you must pronounce his name Blen Genton without fail!

I wish Ireland beat France in the Six Nations

by **Snakey** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:08 pm

Granted, but your wish is undone for not being related to Deus Ex.

I wish for virtual reality Deus Ex.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:19 pm

Granted but virtual reality doesn't exist yet.

I wish DX was more grind.

by **Snakey** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:32 pm

Granted, but it gives you leprecy.

I wish for a lagless DX.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:37 pm

Granted, but servers get lag from you.

I wish DX was more Satanic.

by **Snakey** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:40 pm

Granted, but every player is Cureless Poison.

I wish for customizable players.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:43 pm

Granted, MMSkins.

I wish DX was more stiffy.

by **MainMan** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:44 pm

Granted, see 'death by viagra' picture

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 4:45 pm

Granted but you'd be Dr. Dre's bastard son, Cureless_Poison.

I wish Glen Benton and George Fisher could square off in DX.

by **Krieg** » Tue Feb 13, 07 5:10 pm

Granted but they would first have to cum on pics of each other.

I wish Cureless Poisen had a signature that is less retardet than his original one.

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 5:12 pm

Granted but Cureless doesn't know what a comma is.

I wish that Lounge Music version of Rancid Amputation could be put on a CC album xD

by **Krieg** » Tue Feb 13, 07 5:22 pm

Granted but Christ Barnes would be coming back as the singer of CC

I wish I would be able to download all the albums on deathmetalinvasion in 1 day

by **MainMan** » Tue Feb 13, 07 6:41 pm

~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish my posts didn't get deleted.

Granted, but you beat Jay in post count and he cries for a year.

I wish JC got off with the fat whore in Old China Hand.

by **MrBlackDX** » Tue Feb 13, 07 6:49 pm

~MainMan~ wrote:
~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish my posts didn't get deleted.

Granted, but you beat Jay in post count and he cries for a year.

I wish JC got off with the fat whore in Old China Hand.

Granted

But you have to watch 2 fat people having sex for 73 hours until you can continue on with the game

I wish there were assault rifles in DXMP, proper assault rifles

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 6:55 pm

MrBlack wrote:
~MainMan~ wrote:
~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish my posts didn't get deleted.

Granted, but you beat Jay in post count and he cries for a year.

I wish JC got off with the fat whore in Old China Hand.

Granted

But you have to watch 2 fat people having sex for 73 hours until you can continue on with the game

I wish there were assault rifles in DXMP, proper assault rifles

Granted, I'm making an MP5 right now but it looks crap.

I wish Milkshape had better animations.

by **ynnaD** » Tue Feb 13, 07 7:04 pm

~c[A]t~ wrote:
MrBlack wrote:
~MainMan~ wrote:
~c[A]t~ wrote:I wish my posts didn't get deleted.

Granted, but you beat Jay in post count and he cries for a year.

I wish JC got off with the fat whore in Old China Hand.

Granted

But you have to watch 2 fat people having sex for 73 hours until you can continue on with the game

I wish there were assault rifles in DXMP, proper assault rifles

Granted, I'm making an MP5 right now but it looks crap.

I wish Milkshape had better animations.

Granted but it must randomley crash every 2 minutes.

I wish DX could be remade for Steam

by **clyzm** » Tue Feb 13, 07 7:06 pm

Granted, but Steam got hijacked.

I wish Cemetery Gates could be imported into DX.

by **MrBlackDX** » Tue Feb 13, 07 7:09 pm

~c[A]t~ wrote:Granted, but Steam got hijacked.

I wish Cemetery Gates could be imported into DX.

Granted

Except you get imported into a cemetery

I wish Hong Kong was longer

by **Snakey** » Tue Feb 13, 07 7:28 pm

Granted, but to balance things out, your penis becomes even shorter.

I wish for Deus Ex 3.

by **synthetic** » Tue Feb 13, 07 8:22 pm

Granted.

But you get Warren Spector doing ALL the voice acting parts.

I wish there would be Deus Ex 3.

I really do.. with multiplayer.. and augs... so i wish it.. ...

...

by **Mastakilla** » Tue Feb 13, 07 9:31 pm

-random- wrote:Granted.

But you get Warren Spector doing ALL the voice acting parts.

I wish there would be Deus Ex 3.

I really do.. with multiplayer.. and augs... so i wish it.. ...

Granted.

But the main character is a naked 80 year old midget with an oversized anus that houses 10 assbeetles.

I wish for good anal.

by **Kaiden** » Tue Feb 13, 07 9:36 pm

Granted,
but only Klop can give it to you.

I wish the Deus Ex community was as large as when the game was released!

by **Snakey** » Tue Feb 13, 07 9:41 pm

Granted, but when the game was very first released then there was no community.

I wish I was good at the game.

by **Kaiden** » Tue Feb 13, 07 10:07 pm

Granted,
but your bad at everything else that exists.

I wish that I will get A*'s in all my GCSE's

by **MainMan** » Tue Feb 13, 07 10:39 pm

Wish granted, but you get straight Es at A-level.

I wish I had a secret computer in my wardrobe like Paul Denton.

I wish DX!

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