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by **clyzm** » Wed Feb 14, 07 10:58 pm

Granted, instant rectum cleaner!

I wish Last.fm didn't lag

by **Allan** » Thu Feb 15, 07 12:35 am

Granted, but now it only works with emo music, and rap.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

by **DarKnightKilla13** » Thu Feb 15, 07 2:04 am

I want to say Denied because I hate cheese, but Granted.... except the cheese is years old and moldy

I wish I had someone to love :cry:

by **clyzm** » Thu Feb 15, 07 2:12 am

Granted, your hand is always there for lovin'.

I wish Whorecore was a genre and not a band.

by **synthetic** » Thu Feb 15, 07 6:52 pm

Granted,

but it will be 100% mainstream

I wish there was larger cyberpunk community and new games/movies.

by **Professor Layton** » Thu Feb 15, 07 7:06 pm

Granted, but there will be loads of people like makaveli, roachee, controlled and marije.

I wish my comp would stop overheating all the time

by **Snakey** » Thu Feb 15, 07 7:24 pm

Clix wrote:Granted, but there will be loads of people like makaveli, roachee, controlled and marije.

omg link

by **Allan** » Thu Feb 15, 07 7:34 pm

Clix wrote:Granted, but there will be loads of people like makaveli, roachee, controlled and marije.

I wish my comp would stop overheating all the time

Granted, but your fans are now unbearably loud.

I wish my goldfish would feed themselves.

by **Snakey** » Thu Feb 15, 07 7:53 pm

Granted, but they eat nothing but junk food and die in a few weeks.

I wish for moar wishes.

by **Mastakilla** » Thu Feb 15, 07 7:55 pm

Snakey wrote:Granted, but they eat nothing but junk food and die in a few weeks.

I wish for moar wishes.

Granted, buy you can only wish for anal by SovietGunMaster.

I wish for a new BYK.

by **Professor Layton** » Thu Feb 15, 07 8:01 pm

Granted, but it's already parked in my garage.

I wish I could look at floor again, without any problems.

by **Mastakilla** » Thu Feb 15, 07 8:26 pm

Clix wrote:Granted, but it's already parked in my garage.

I wish I could look at floor again, without any problems.

Granted, but your floor is full of pictures from sites Fladude visits.

I wish Marije would come back to give anal again.

by **Spiderbot01** » Thu Feb 15, 07 8:50 pm

[A]MastaKilla wrote:
Clix wrote:Granted, but it's already parked in my garage.

I wish I could look at floor again, without any problems.

Granted, but your floor is full of pictures from sites Fladude visits.

I wish Marije would come back to give anal again.

Granted, but she uses a byk.

I wish Marianne would marry matsa.

by **James** » Thu Feb 15, 07 11:15 pm

Granted, but longcat will be scaled down to average size.

I wish on this, I wish on this, Oh I wish, you could share the love of Marjie with me.

by **Spiderbot01** » Thu Feb 15, 07 11:17 pm

Inferno wrote:Granted, but longcat will be scaled down to average size.

I wish on this, I wish on this, Oh I wish, you could share the love of Marjie with me.

Longcat, even reduced to the highest degree, would still be long.

by **IamTheYellowWizzard** » Fri Feb 16, 07 1:21 am

Sanctuary wrote:I wish I could get endless streaks

Granted. I don't even have to twist it. The keyword is endless so you have to play deus ex for infinite time.

I wish a hot Hispanic chic lived with me and had sex with me every hour possible.

by **Cozmo** » Fri Feb 16, 07 1:39 am

[EL]Crõnus wrote:
Sanctuary wrote:I wish I could get endless streaks

Granted. I don't even have to twist it. The keyword is endless so you have to play deus ex for infinite time.

I wish a hot Hispanic chic lived with me and had sex with me every hour possible.

Granted. But you were so busy having sex, you forget to eat and starve.

I wish the community was bigger.

by **DarKnightKilla13** » Fri Feb 16, 07 2:48 am

Granted but every new person in the community is an annoying bot that keeps pissing everyone else off...

I wish my damn server would host and show in the list :twisted:

lol...

by **IamTheYellowWizzard** » Fri Feb 16, 07 3:02 am

DarKnightKilla13 wrote:Granted but every new person in the community is an annoying bot that keeps pissing everyone else off...

I wish my damn server would host and show in the list lol...

Granted, but nobody would come and you would be embarrassed.

I wish my life was long and perfect without any twists.

by **DarKnightKilla13** » Fri Feb 16, 07 6:02 am

Denied, that's just a wish to try to throw everyone off and not find a way around it

... besides, only nobody is perfect

I wish I had my Grandpa back

(no one say anything against this one)...

um let's see... I wish I had a BF2142 ranked server since I can't find anyone to donate for one

by **[FGS]Majestic** » Fri Feb 16, 07 8:37 am

Granted, but you may never play BF2142 again.

I wish I had a good grade for Economics.

by **Gishank** » Fri Feb 16, 07 10:19 am

Granted.

But you must...

"Try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal" - Pack of rasins

I wish i didn't have a corrupted wish xD

by **IamTheYellowWizzard** » Fri Feb 16, 07 8:32 pm

Mandalore wrote:Granted.

But you must...

"Try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal" - Pack of rasins

I wish i didn't have a corrupted wish xD

Granted. So what do you have now?

I wish I was wealthy in every way possible.

by **Snakey** » Fri Feb 16, 07 9:11 pm

Denied.

I wish I was 50 feet tall, made of gold and ecrusted with jewels.

by **James** » Fri Feb 16, 07 9:14 pm

Granted, without fail.
Thread over.

by **MrBlackDX** » Sat Feb 17, 07 10:08 pm

I wish Jay would get some pussy for once and stop watching brokeback mountain while he performs a reach around on dale winton

by **Allan** » Sat Feb 17, 07 10:21 pm

MrBlack wrote:I wish Jay would get some pussy for once and stop watching brokeback mountain while he performs a reach around on dale winton

Joanna(My Sister) wrote:Dial Dale, and be a sinner!

by **IamTheYellowWizzard** » Sun Feb 18, 07 7:03 am

I wish you would stop denying my wishes.

by **The RZA** » Sun Feb 18, 07 9:36 am

Granted, but now you cant type or speak.

I wish this cronus kid would die again.

by **IamTheYellowWizzard** » Sun Feb 18, 07 5:23 pm

Granted. But you go crazy and want him back.

I wish Deus Ex was dead.

I wish DX!

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