Epic quotes from epic games

[Dex]

Manderley: No Shit!

[xProtocol Rain]

Battlefield: Bad Company


Haggerd: Ya'know, if I were a dictator, I'd build a theme park. a-a-and a Zoo! Filled with ferocious animals and stuff!

SweetWater: Then you wouldn't be a dictator. You'd be Michal Jackson..

Redford: (laughing)

[clyzm]

Deus Ex:
Bob Page: I will burn like the brightest star...
JC: You're gonna burn, all right.

The first time I heard that line I couldn't stop reciting it at school. Classic.

[Allan]

Metal Gear Solid
(First, move a bit while inside a box)
Guard: "What was that noise!?"
...
Guard: "Hmm, just a box."
(move box again to repeat)

[Tantalus]

Metal Gear Solid
(First, move a bit while inside a box)
Guard: "What was that noise!?"
...
Guard: "Hmm, just a box."
(move box again to repeat)

Expanding on that:Metal Gear Solid 4Guard: What was that?
*tmp-tmp-tmp*
Guard: What is cardboard box doing here?!
*tmp*
*tmp*
*tmp*
*whoosh*
*smack*
Snake: WHOORGH!

[MrBlackDX]

Starcraft:

"It's a zergling lester, smaller type of zerg, they wouldn't be this far out unless... oh shit!

I LOVE YOU SARGE"

[{A.a]starcraft]

jocks helicopter:lets go

[Spiderbot01]

Max Payne 2
When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors.

How fucking good a line is that?

[Aidan]

Everything said by duke in DN3D is Epic. Either the " HMMM " when he tried to " open " a wall.

no, those were shit duke nukem quotes

[Baleout]

Max Payne: "Time seems to slow down when you're staring down the barrel of a gun."

(It really does; bullet time =D)