Dear Adobe,
Every time you release a new piece of software, take into account all the money you lose from those who have had enough and don't give a shit anymore and willfully just pirate your software. Photoshop is a good program, granted, but it is not worth the extortionate amount you charge to use it. Lower the barrier to entry to maybe say, £50, and watch your profits skyrocket. CS4 is a stab in the balls and I am so glad I won Photoshop CS1 from school, because I am now morally compelled to pirate it.
Same goes for you microsoft, fuck your windows.
Yours Sincerely,
Ruben.