Left 4 Dead II

[James]

Yes of course, police fireaxes, chainsaws and cricket bats which are a lot more common than a katana.

Well I agree, I mean I think- wait a minute...

cricket bats

IN AMERICA?

Well they're a lot more common than the katana I bet! It's also the second Sean of the Dead nod/reference (Louis' clothes being the first)

[James]

The Jockey is a smaller zombie who jumps on the backs of Survivors and tears them apart from behind. Not only that, but he gets to control the movements of the Survivor while he's doing it, meaning that Versus Mode just got a whole lot crazier. Sounds like a helpful little guy who'll help guide the Survivors into ambushes and other desirable locations.

:D

MULTIPLAYER GAME OF FOREVER

Apparently (I got this shit from the Steam forums, so don't take my word, but it sounded fair enough) he's about half the height of a Smoker, and jumps on your head and starts beating the crap out of your face, pulling your hair and kicking you in a way that makes you stumble in the way the Jockey is moving with the WASD keys.

He has a fairly bright checkered shirt on, and he also laughs.

Again, Steam forums.

>>24249
So he's a midget Hunter?
AWESOME.

This sounds hilariously awesome. Stumbling people into spitter acid and their own molotov flames? brilliant. Walking people off the edges of cliffs? HILARIOUS.

So I take it now that we know the 'final' SI, Charger is hunterish, spitter is boomerish and jockey is smokerish.

[Professor Layton]

That must be a joke.

[James]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iojGoAJdNLA

[Tantalus]

The handgun looks like a sprite.

[Professor Layton]

It does look a bit out of place, yes.

[~DJ~]

It is a 3d model, look at the corners o_o


I don't think it looks liek sprite D:

[Professor Layton]

... it still technically is 2D though.

[Bob]

Big bearded black man!

[James]

I hope I can pre-order this in a 4 pack, I'm getting it for me, Clix, Alex Motherfucker and Bison

[Aidan]

... it still technically is 2D though.

3rd Perspective 2D

[Siva]

Clix, Alex Motherfucker and Bison

Faggot

[James]

I wanted people who could actually pay me back sans Alex Motherfucker as he got me L4D1.

[James]

L4D2 can now be pre-ordered, just bought 4 copies.

[Aidan]

You can pre-order any game at gamestop before it even exists.

So really..

L4D3 can now be pre-ordered as well. and 4 and 5...

[James]

Yeah Gamestop are super gay though.

Also just a little quick sum I did for you guys who bought L4D1 the other day and planning to pre-order L4D2 before the 27th this month... you may notice you get a package which gets you L4D1 and L4D2 for £44.98.

But if you did buy it the other day you save over 5 quid if you want L4D2 right now and pre-order. (£12.49 L4D+£26.99 L4D2=£39.48 as opposed to £44.98 L4D1+L4D2 bundle)

Now you can buy yourself 20 Mars bars!

[Aidan]

HAH.. I'll get right on that

-After I get a good computer.

[James]

http://www.cad-comic.com/news.php?i=1950#1950

Rejoining the boycott as Buckley is fucking dumb as hell

[Siva]

lol, buckley

[Mr. Tastix]

lol, buckley

Exactly.

[James]

Demo for non pre-orderers on 10th of November if you're interested.

[Mr. Tastix]

Hm, might take a look.

[James]

Hm, might take a look.

Important and ignorant question, New Zealand is unaffected by Australia's laws right?

[Siva]

Played the demo of this at Thorpe Park yesterday.

I'm super fucking excited.

[Mr. Tastix]

Hm, might take a look.

Important and ignorant question, New Zealand is unaffected by Australia's laws right?

We are, yes. I feel sorry for Australia because of it - I sent an e-mail to the MP over there explaining why he was a douche (in nice terms why I hated his opinion) and I got back some random e-mail from them asking for my address. This was around the start of the year, never seen anything from them since.

Anyways, that's irrelevant. We do have an R18 rating for video games, thank the gods. It's just up to the publishers to get the uncensored version (the "censored" ones they send to the likes of Australia). The only real problem I heard was when NZ got the same shipment that Australia did for Grand Theft Auto IV which annoyed many NZ gamers.

Some guy even bought the US version of the game and paid the hefty fee to get it classified (it's like $1,000 NZD "minimum" plus a certain amount per hour of gameplay apparently) and it was rated R18, not banned. So stores could just buy it from a US supplier and stock it (I don't know if they did or not).

[James]

http://www.imagocentre.com/images/49/c5 ... 001_92.jpg
http://www.imagocentre.com/images/49/c5 ... 011_93.jpg

[Mr. Tastix]

What's your verdict on the <s>game</s> demo so far?

[James]

Lodsewepon

[Aidan]

Well that sounds very good.

[James]

• About five witches in an area around the sugar cane plant. Apparently they like sugar.

fuck this gay earth