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by **James** » Fri Jun 17, 05 11:40 am

http://bbs.tonster.com:81/

Basically a game where you own a Funeral Palor and rival against others by robbing houses with money, and you get to gamble in a Church and give people cursed food, classic.

It's a online flash game, play.

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 12:19 pm

People who are playing:

Me - Kiriyama
Joe - Joefish
Joey - GeneralJeoh
Snakey - Snakey
Andeeeeeeeeh - LEEROYJENKINS
Dutch Joe - Bobodaknifa
Roo - Roo
Derek - GhostGuest
Marco - Marco

Who will be playing:

DarkKnight
Chococat
Grayfox?
Alot of people from here now join, its free and its flash based.

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 1:18 pm

Tutorial:

Firstly you only have 50 turns per day, this will start you on your tracks

Customer tut:

Customer money:
Poor - Will only keep wooden casket, try and fit a few soft sales in.
Avarage - Silver casket, if it starts with $2600 dont try hard sale, it will be useless, if not do it to upgrade to silver, softsale aftet this.
Rich - Gold casket opitunity, do not take this for grateed, hard sale if not starting at $5600, then soft sale.
Super Rich - Spam Spam SPAM Hard sale until they say limit, then softsale spam.

Mood caution:
Don't be arsed unless it is Irked, if its angry or pissed just seal the deal.
If their resistence is high or they won't let you sell stuff to them if you cant see resistence, try sympathy or guilt, which ever makes him say "your right..." etc (rofl "I HAVE ANOTHER WIFE NOW, so it doesnt matter" thats amazing")

Just basically try soft sale until it says "thats over my limit" then try clicking it slowly to see the prices of what your selling, if he won't accept or it gets too moody seal the deal, you'll get a bonus if you made him broke! XD

Now that you done this, go to Di-Mart and exchange to gold, then go to shop and buy a padlock in security, then go to Spirit Uni to learn PSY to help you, and if then any money is left, go to DI-Mart, surplies then weapons for bodyarmour or brass knuckles, and you'll be ready to learn the rest!

Anyone can add to this in posts as I'm too lazy!

by **Bobo.** » Sat Jun 18, 05 1:56 pm

Gayness. Sorry, there are already 6 players logged on right now which is the max this server will allow. Please try again in a few minutes.

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:00 pm

Lawl.

Owned.

But hey, we are sexy.
Really read my tut, its informationtionallblblblble.

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:09 pm

Two things to add for persistence:

Most of them who are in crying or in shock, stuff like that etc SAD, do sympathy. Those who arrive pissed or angry, use guilt.

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:11 pm

Guilt pisses them off more.

Guilt is more for the neutral at first look.

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:12 pm

Actually, I've tried using Guilt on persistent angry people, it brings it down a bit. But don't use it too much, or your customer'll leave

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:13 pm

Ooo thanks.

I do that normally and they go "I'M SIK OF U1`"

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:14 pm

Try them both, they kinda both work at times

I've made an angry man buy a gold coffin =)

by **H1tman** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:25 pm

I owould play but i have exams monday and tuesday, by then you will all be owning and no point in joining in..oh well, maybe nexct time we play it

Yours Truly,

Hey guys, you know what, i have a great deal game for you

Get a free Ipod!

It's easy, Join, reffer, Win!

theyll ship your ipod with no hidden costs

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by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:26 pm

Oh well, too bad for you

=)

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:31 pm

Play it dude!

AND LMAO AT ADVERT.

FREE YAOI AT http://www.yaoishrine.com

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:34 pm

Guys, we are being immature here and we need to stop it.

=(

by **James** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:37 pm

No more advertising unless it actualkly has something to do with the subject.

by **clyzm** » Sat Jun 18, 05 2:38 pm

Let's keep a clean forum here

=)

by **H1tman** » Sat Jun 18, 05 5:18 pm

Me: KarlMarx

by **AlexDenton** » Sun Jun 19, 05 1:32 am

im not marco

IM VIN DIESEL

by **James** » Mon Jun 20, 05 10:44 am

This is going along great.

I bet I end in top 5 because of what I bought today. >=]

by **James** » Sat Jun 25, 05 2:13 pm

lol I'm fully armed with the best stuff in the game.

BUT.
Storm caught me out, and gave me 5 minus luck things, so I need 2 people to give me full luck, then the rest to spam him each day.

by **Tsukasa Nishino** » Sat Jun 25, 05 3:23 pm

reminds me of the game in Newgrounds SimGirl, only i like SimGirl better

by **H1tman** » Sat Jun 25, 05 6:50 pm

~Yuri Fuyude~ wrote:reminds me of the game in Newgrounds SimGirl, only i like SimGirl better

Simgirl is pr0n.....

by **Tsukasa Nishino** » Sun Jun 26, 05 4:57 am

[Ã?]HDS wrote:
~Yuri Fuyude~ wrote:reminds me of the game in Newgrounds SimGirl, only i like SimGirl better

Simgirl is pr0n.....

i still like SimGirl better compared to that Funeral thingymagic

by **James** » Sun Jun 26, 05 7:25 am

~Yuri Fuyude~ wrote:
[Ã?]HDS wrote:
~Yuri Fuyude~ wrote:reminds me of the game in Newgrounds SimGirl, only i like SimGirl better

Simgirl is pr0n.....

i still like SimGirl better compared to that Funeral thingymagic

Ok why would a girl be playing that?

Even if they are lesbian/bisexual.

by **clyzm** » Sun Jun 26, 05 9:52 pm

Is the link down?

Connection Refused says it :\

by **James** » Sun Jun 26, 05 9:53 pm

It is down.

by **clyzm** » Sun Jun 26, 05 9:56 pm

Good. I thought for some reason, since I was on vacation for 2 days, I was banned or something.

by **Bobo.** » Wed Jul 06, 05 3:19 pm

Won't even load here anymore asfamfasdgfmsdgfjvrnifrdbhgftrsh

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