What the heck are cigarettes for?

[DarkKnight]

I'm thinking:

"Hey mum... you know I was thinking I gunna leave home and move to the UK since I think it would be best for me to futher my self there instead of here, I also think that the Uk offers more potental then is currently avalibile in aussie land. Futher more this move would require the funds in the amount of 5 grand. Cash credit or cheque will do fine. Also I would like a laptop since I'll need to access the web.... Oh and I'll need a extra 5 quid (need a scone too!) for a lunch I have planed. If this could all be done soon I would very mucg enjoy it.

Thanks in advanced,

Steven."

Sound good?

[KingJ]

Lets put it to the test!

Or you could forge a school field trip letter which states you are going to england for "educational purposes" and that you need 6 grand ( use the spare 1 grand to get loads of hot chocolate! )[/i]